7kayet chkoun elmasoul

9 Jan

Abdallah ibn Mouchach 7aka 3ala lsanou ennou kif jaych elmalik DhouSourour 5ssar el7arb dhed jaych Chalghoumagne II wou 7oulfaou..oumour lebled etdha3dh3et jemla..la 3ad fomma saba..la 3ad fomma flous..la 3ad fomma tijara..tsakkret besmelah elmane3 elsattarr mel chirat elkoll..wel mouaten fil mammlka walla yesallek feha ebsidi 9naze7..nhar wakel wou nhar wa7el..sghar metet bil charr..ken majach rabbi rahem bi chouaya mtarr..bil 7ram layo93ed feha la 7iwan wou la chjar..ekhi elma7soul ech bech yewakkel wou ech bech ye5alli..ech koun bech tbajjel..sghar wella chiyab wella nsé..ti houma el3ayla elmalka elli 3ala ri7et elri7a ma3ad khalta 3ala chay..laradhi elbehia wel khesba elkoll tfakket men joret matfakk fil 7arb..wel flayek elli kenou yejibou fi 7lib elghoula men barr el3ajam wel 3orban..etdagdgou..wou bech bich etjib bech..bech bich tkhaless eltojjar bil zagg ??!!..ti houa eli ken fil khazina elkoll tedfa3 fedya wou ghramat..ti  la 93ad sourdi..et9oul elwahed kammel  l7assha men dayer millim eb sob3ou..ahayki tarta3 feha el3etha taou..wel houch 3amel feha chata7 bate7..7ata mil 7arass elli kenou ye3essou 3aleha wallaou lahin yewakklou fil 3ankbout..

Eyeh 3ad elcha3b mte3 elmamlka kifma ay cha3b fi mamlka okhra..ken 3eryen geryen..wou 9al 3adi rabbi yostorna..ken fegri nagri wou seket..9all rabbi yorzo9na nhar ekher..ken moudham mharssel wou ma9al chay..ti elli khdhelek khabbelek..wou rabbi yekhalless la79ou9..ema kif walla ji3an wou mit bil charr..3ad wa9tha fommou t7all..lsanou tetla9..walla yelaouej 3al 7a99 wi ye7eb bayou fil bled..mela ya dini bech yoskot..lil sabr 7doud wou eljou3 kafer ya din eza7.

Haya ella3bed bdet teghli wou tba9be9 bil 7dith ..elli ken yet9al fil treken wou woura la7yout..walla yet9al fil lasoua9 wou fou9 stou7at lebyout..elli ken yemajed walla yedhem..elli ken yenabber walla yesseb..welli ken yon9od walla yehed..wou kothret leklemet elli etaya7 mil 9dar..masalem 7ad..wou wallat bled la3bed feha ma3adech te7tarem fi 7ad..la 3askar wou la gouyad wou la aghaouet wou la wezra wou la 7at elmalek DhouSourour bjoudou..walla ma3ad yekeber fil 3in 7add..wou tratech leklem wallaou trache9..wou weslou elwedhnin elmalek..elli ken 9bal ymen 3al chakaya wou yasma3hou kif yabda 3andou kif..wallaou taou 7dhob 7dhob 9odem 9asrou wou houa ma3adech 3andou wejeh bech ye9abelehom..el3asker yedez wou yefare9 wou houma yarj3ou akther wou akther..ye3aytou wou yenadiou « ya malik ya 7anin ech 3amalt lil ji3anin »..  « ya Sourour ya malek..rahou cha3bek tehlek »

Wa tamdhi alayam

Haya nhar dkhal Chaouech esslem wou Bach Hamba 3al malek Dhou Sourour wou houa 9a3ed fi mou7adthet (93ayda) ma3a chouaya wezra wou chouaya tojjar.

DhouSourour : ech bikom da7min hekka la e7em la dastour..ekhi ma3adech fomma 7echma wou hayba fil hal 9sar ?

Bach Hamba : Sama7na sidna ema elamr fi ghayet elahamia mayesta7malech el eti9ia.

DhouSourour: ech famma zeda ya wejeh elbouma..3arfek 3arfek..men nharet elli jabek chah’bandar elnakhassin sghir 9ad ettaref wou enti et9oul jebet elwaks fi jibek m3ak elhal 9sar.

Bach Hamba (manbouz): aman sidna..ba3ed elsnin hedhi elkoll fi khedemetek et9olli hekka!!

DhouSourour: chnoua?!..mouch 3ajbek klemi?!!!!

Bach Hamba (yabla3 fi ri9ou..khayef 3ala rassou): lé sidna..zin leklem..a3oudh bellah menni..ma7rafni.

DhouSourour: amin..eyeh ech famma zeda..wella en9ollek khali wejeh leghrab elli m3ak ya7ki..yezini mennek elyoum..rit wejehek yezi 3al sbeh.

Chaouech esslem (manbouz): ta7ki 3alia eni sidna?

DhouSourour: chou kifech yetbahness..3amel rouhou mouch 3aref rouhou..mela nahki 3ala chkoun..fomma ghirek lenna?..haya t7arek 7ell fommek ech famma jeyini kif le9dha elmesta3jel?

Chaouech esslem: ellotef 3alik sidna..inchallah fi rass elli may7bekech..9oulou amin chbikom sketou?

Elwezra wel tojjar wou Bach Hamba (fi kelma wahda): AAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN

Chaouech esslem: rabbi yahfedh sidna..sidna..rahou ya sidna..edenia khaydha elbarra 9oddem le9ssar..la3bed tlammet..7odhob tamla wou tfare9 9oddem elbab

DhouSourour: chkounhom?!.. chakaya??..kenhom chakaya manich lahi behom..machghoul machghoul.

BachHamba: ya sidna ech men chakaya..hedhom jeyin fi yedehom zlalet wou 3assi..fomma chkoun jeyeb fi yeddou tazdra wou biouch.

DhouSourour: tazdra wou biouch!!!!!!..lmour jeddia wallaet..ech femma..3ala chnoua naouin hak rhout..ech ye7ebou menni..ekhi 3arfin fech ya3mlou..ekhi 3arfin 3ala chnoua 9admin?..rani nensefhom rani enrodhom ghbar..rahom eltaou maraou elwejeh elkhayeb mte3 elmalek DhouSourour..winou el3asker..win el7arass..chbih 9ayed el3askar makhdhach eloumour bi9oua..chbih matsarafech?

Chaouech esslem: sidna hedhom heblou..ja3ou lin jehlou wou kafrou..9allek ech 9al 3alik..jo3na wou krouchna forghet wou klena elcharr..wou et7amel masoulitek ya malek..kollou mennek..houma 9alou sidna mouch eni.

Bach Hamba: sidi eni en9ollek elli lebled fez3et wou enti et9olli 9ayed el3askar mte3 le9ssar wella el7arass..ech bech ya3melelhom..ti 7ata 7efyenin yeghafssouhom..rahou elcharr tala3 men krouch’hom kharej men 3inihom..rahom naouin elcharr ya sidna..9allek enti elmalek wou enti masoul 3alli sarelena..choufelna 7all

DhouSourour: ya wallah a7wel ya wallah a7wel..cha3bi 9am 3alia wou yehaded fia 9oddem 9assri..fi 3oudh ye7med rabbi elli houa 3ayech fi bledi..jey yetaleb fia wi ye7amel fia elmasoulia..tfih tfih 3ala cha3b kifman hakka.

Chaouech esslem: sidna rahou elcha3eb meti9er..faghem..fadd..metnou3er..rahou eljou3 kafer sidna rahou eljou3 kafer..lazemek tsaktou..lazemek etwaklou..lazmek ta3tihh..lazmek tal9alou 7all.

DhouSourour: bellahi sakker 3alia fommek enti..cha3eb fadd..barra yarrah yethadd..ech bech na3malou eni taou ech bech na3malou..9allou a3tih..ech bech na3tih..ech bech na3tih..na3tih elchebb..ekhi hia el7arb khalet feha 7aja..hani nefli m3a el9Erd..alah la trab7ou elli ken elsbeb..9alou a3tih wou waklou..ech bech enwaklou..ti 7ata nekel eni..ti 9a3ed n9ach9ech rani..rani nekel mil 3adham..ti 9a3det 7aja hia..rahou ma3adech 3andi..ma3aaaadech 3andi..ti houa elzghab wou natfouh..allah la trab7ou elli ken elsbeb allah la trab7ou elli ken jorra..9allou lazmek tal9alou 7all..akhhhhhhhhh..

Chaouech esslem: 3ad sidna cha3malna wou ken mli7?

Bach Hamba: sidna cha3malna mela?..leflous mafammech..elmekla mafammech..mela chnoua el7all..ech bech yesakathom hal hijouj wel mijouj..mela joua3a mte3 wedhni..9allek 7alfin ya raou7ou bil mikoul walla ebrass elmas2oul.

Haya wou Houma hekaka elmalek DhouSourour..7ayer yedour yemchi wou yeji machghoul..mouch 3aref ech ya3mel wou ech ye9oul..9am chah bandar eltojjar Salah eddin To7koumoun

Wou ta9adem wou tlab mennou yetekallem.

Salah eddin To7koumoun : sidna tasma7li netkallem la3alla na3ti ray yoslo7 wou yetamen ?

DhouSourour: etkallem ya chahbander samma3na.

Salah eddin To7koumoun : sidna el7all bsit..enti malek wou sahyeb siyassa..3andek jeh wou wahara wou hayba..kif tetkallem t3allem..wou t9arer etamen.

DhouSourour: s7i7 wahwa kadhelek..eni houa ebjoudou.

Salah eddin To7koumoun : mela ya sidna..3alech mata3melech khitab..ta7ki fih elli ensab..tsakket hal houkech elli elbarra..wou t9oulelhom eli rahou et9arer ennou elmasoul bech ytechad wou bech ye5aless ntayej elsarr 3alehom fi joret el7arb..ahaouka tadhreb 3asfourin eb7ajra..tsakathom wou tsabarhom wou tna7i 3alik sbab elkharab elli enti fih.

DhouSourour: ma39oul wou hedheka elli bech yessir..lazemha khitab..ema chkoun elmasoul wou sahib lekhrab..elli rassou lazem yetir.

Salah eddin To7koumoun : sidna lazmou yekoun rass kbir..3andou be3 wou dhre3..ema malazmouch yekoun markzou 7assess..3ala khater koll wahed markzou 7assess 3andou wourah ness..lazmou wahed kif tsamih etohma terkeb 3alih..malazmouch yekoun khatih..lazmou 3abed yemess 9ita3..kif tbadlou maykounech bi ghyabou en9ita3..rak fi 3am zamma..wou ray lekehr yarja3 lik.

DhouSourour: ma39oul ma39oul..ech 9aoulekom ech 9aoulkom..emmmmmmm..madam elness joua3a..ech 9aoulkom fi 9ayed elghaba?..kifou kif blech..lé yebel lé ye3el..yeji khadhar akther mennou wouzir..behi walla lé?

Chaouech esslem li Salah eddin To7koumoun (yewachwech) : wallah mché fi beli bech ye9oul Jaafar Taraman.

Bach Hamba: sidna 9ayed elghaba..mahou fi re7la li bled elFo9man..fi 9afla ba7ria bech yejibelna chouaya mekla..taou 3andou 4 ch’hour melli khraj.

DhouSourour: pffffff..behi ech 9aoulkom fi Haj Mogren..ma7achtou bih 7add wou nharetha maoujoud..e9tira7 momtez wella lé.

Chaouech esslem: 3ad sidna el Haj Mogren mahou edwam lellah..mak 9assitoulou rassou nharetha m3a Ezra Ben Hayoun?

DhouSourour: pffffff..la3net ellah 3ala bliss..terzina fehom..behi ech 9aoulkom fi Hafsa Ibn elWard..ahaouka cha3er wou mou9areb..elcha3b ya3rfou 9afef..wou zid kif yemout..maya5srou 7ad.

Chaouech esslem: sidna kif kif.. Hafsa Ibn elWard nharetha 3atek 3omrou..met bil faj3a.

DhouSourour: chnia hal 7ala hedhi..la famma 7ad enajem en3amel 3alih fil hal bled..mela chkoun bech en7ot mas2oul..haya en9ollek wahed mil hal 4..ya el 9ayed Jarouch khouja ya el9ayed Kar3 Dhib ya ghazi albilad wa sa7eb eljayech Takiou Eddin Birsa ya el Agha Fehm Eddin..mahom 7arbou fi hal 7arb elma7nouna..wou 5assrou kahaou yet7amlou masoulyethom.

Bach Hamba: sidna ghazi albilad wa sa7eb eljayech Takiou Eddin Birsa edwam lellah..mat chahid.. el 9ayed Jarouch khouja edwam lellah..met fil thnia lil ardh elma3rka.. el9ayed Kar3 Dhib chadouh rahina wou mazelna makhalasnech elfedya.. el Agha Fehm Eddin 9atlouh ahali lebled elli yo7kom feha.

DhouSourour: wou 3ala ommi wouh..ti haou ma93adli 7ad..haya en9ollkom..a3mlou 9or3a fi b3dhkom ya Bach Hamba..ya Chaouech esslem ya Saheb etabe3 ya Bach Kateb ya elmotarjem Barvazan.

Bach Hamba wou  Chaouech esslem wou Saheb etabe3 wou Bach Kateb (eb a3la southom..mafjou3in mar3oubin behtin): SIDNA..LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..3ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH..CHA3MALNA A7NAAAAAA????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DhouSourour: chnoua la chnoua la..eni elli en9arer lazemkom etdha7iou men ajel elwatan.

Bach Hamba: sidna 3aleh ya sidna..rani metrabbi bin yedik..rani keberet fi jalalet ri3aytek..hekka etdha7i bia..rani khdemetek wou 3atitek 3omri wou enti termini..ti konet eni el7am wenti essekin..t9olli af3el naf3al mana9echech jemla..khadmetni baoueb..3achmeoui..wou eni chobik lobik..3aleh ya sidna 3aleh..walla khaterni yetim..3aleh 3aleh lyetim ta3mlou fih hekka 3aleh.

DhouSourour: behi behi..7ammemtli 9albi..mela Chaouech esslem.

Chaouech esslem: ya sidna leh ya sidna..rani 3achirek fi 5demetek..rani dhelek fi machitek..hekka ta3mel fia..9adeh sallamet 3ala 3abed..wou rmit rouhi binek wou bin elmba3bchin wou elmo9malin wel mojrabin elli ye7ebou yeboussouk wi y7amlouk..tdha7i bia sidna.

DhouSourour: behi behi.mela el Bach Kateb..men ghir ni9ach.

Bach Kateb: ya sidna leh ya sidna..rani bou sghra..ya sidna echkoun bech yekteblek 5itabek ken t9ossli rassi?

DhouSourour: behi..3andek el7a9 7achti bik..winou Barvazan manich enra fih..mat9ouloulich met zeda.

Bach Hamba: sidna elmoutarjem Barvazan mché m3a 9ayed elghaba fi 9afla..wou sidna nsi7a lil allah..rahou 3andou jensia okhra..wou moutou yenajem ya3mel mochkla siyassia.

DhouSourour: ye3jebekchi taou mafomma 7ad mosta3ed yet7amel elmasoulia..chnia hal 7ala..haya ma93ad feha ken Saheb etabe3..wou hedhi kelmti lekhra.

Saheb etabe3: sidna leh..ma3andich nharin melli chadit elmanseb.

DhouSourour: kifeh hedhi..3aleh elli 9ablek win.

Saheb etabe3: sidna met fil jabha.

DhouSourour: alahou akber..wou ech hazou elghadi..ya rasul ellah..wenti chkoun 3aynek bellahi..mana3rfekech?

Saheb etabe3: alwazir Abou elkorss Kochber 3ayeni sidna.

DhouSourour: offffffffff menkom offfffffffffff..haya asma3ni ya Bach Keteb..haya ched elabez wou khanteb.. ikhaouni akhaouti eli yosknou fi bledi..rani 7asess bikom wou belli sayer fikom..rahi el 7arb elli t3adet 3ala ryoussna..kletelna ma7soulna wou floussna..rahou eli t3ada mouch chouaya..sakhta wou ta7et 3ala rass el3ayla elmelka wou el ra3ia..7arb met feha 7iwan wou 3orban..wou je3 feha elsghir wel 3eryen..mat9oulech manich nasma3 fikom..rakom entouma menni wou eni likom..rani 7nin wou 3azem wou 7alef bil yemin..eni enched koll maken 3andou jorra wou sbab..wou elmas2oul bech ye5aless elli 3amal..mahma kenet 3andou fi 9albi m3azza wou fi 3ini kber..wou 9araret e3dam el wazir Abou elKorss Kochber..wa salam.

El7adhrin elkoll (behtin wou mouch motwa93in): ABOU ELKORSS KOCHBER !!!!!!!!

DhouSourour: eyeh houa bjoudou..estad3iouh..bech ne3dmouh.

Bach Hamba: sidna rassou bech en9ossouh..wella bech nochn9ouh?

Chaouech esslem: wela na7r9ouh?

Saheb etabe3: wela bech norjmouh?

Bach Kateb : wela fi zit nermiouh ?

DhouSourour: mazelt mouch 3aref?

Salah eddin To7koumoun : sidna tasma7li na3ti nsi7a li jaleltkom?

DhouSourour: tfadhel.

Salah eddin To7koumoun : sidna ken bech ta7r9ouh wela torjmouh..bech ta3mlou mennou chahid..ken bech t9ossoulou rassou wella tchn9ouh..bech ta3mlou mennou rajel sahib maou9ef ..wou ken bech termiouh fil zit..elzit eli bech termiouh fih elcha3b awla yeklou wou yachba3 bih.. DhouSourour: mela ech bech na3mloulou?

Salah eddin To7koumoun : sidna lazem moutou tkoun chani3a..feha 3adheb wou feha “ebra lili maye3taberech..lazem moutou tkoun tkhaouef wou ter3eb elra3ia..lazem etkoun 7dith lil ajyel el9adma..wel cha3b ya3ref eli hedhi etnajem etkoun 3orf wou 3ada.

Bach Hamba: sidna 3andi fekra..sidna mouch marra jaouek hadia 10 kleb wa7chia..yeklou koll chay yo9robhom wi yekhaf menhom bnadem..enti 3alech matrimichi fi westhom..yenhchouh wi yeghadghdouh..menhom yeklou wou menou elcha3b yetfarej..wou terbe7 mil chirat elkoll?

DhouSourour: fekra behia..mela 3ala dhalin amin..nadiouhouli.

Haya jarya mché BachHamba cha5siyan yelaouej 3ala elwazir Kochber..wou 3elmou elli elmalek DhouSourour 7achtou bih akid..wi yewassi elli taou5ir 3alih lé.

Haya da5l elwazir Kochber li 9a3et el3arch el9a tojjar wou masou2li eldaoula 9a3din wou el malek DhouSourour metraba3 3ala 3archou..nafe5 sedrou wou chareb kerchou.

Ba3ed esslem wou ta7ia wel ejlel..wou9ef DhouSourour wou bdé fil klem.

DhouSourour: wazirna elakber Abou elkorss Kochber..ta3rref 3alech naditek elyoum 3ala jana7 elsor3a?

Abou elkorss Kochber: el3elem 3and rabbi sidna..mahou labes..haou eljme3a elkoll malmouma..ma3netha ya famma 7aja 5tira ya mchouma.

DhouSourour: te3jebni ya Kochber kif tkoun dhki..lmour khtira wou mchouma.

Abou elkorss Kochber: inchallah khir.

DhouSourour: lé mouch khir..mak rak rit wou sma3et elli cha3b zdom 3al le9sar..yenadi wou ye3ayet ye7eb yekel wou yetsala7 men 7alou.

Abou elkorss Kochber: sidna sma3et wou chofet..wou kallemet 9ayed el7arass mte3 le9ssar bech ya5ou etadabir ellazma..ema sidna mak ta3ref el7arb makhallat feha 7ata franc..elwadh3ia s3iba wou allah la traba7 elli ken asta wou sbab.

DhouSourour: amin..li hadha 9araret na3mel khitab lil cha3b..wou en3a9eb el masoul loul 3alli sarr fil bled..wel 3ou9ouba bech tkoun chadida..bech tousel lil i3dam.

Abou elkorss Kochber: wahawa kadhelek..klem souab sidna.

DhouSourour: wou 3araftou chkoun elmas2oul loul?

Abou elkorss Kochber: betbi3a sidna..el7adhrin elkoll lahna ya3rfouh..wa hal ya5fa el9amar.

DhouSourour: s7i7 ya 9amar.

Abou elkorss Kochber: chto9sed sidna..yedhorli mafhemtekech mli7.

DhouSourour: la la yedhorli fhemet..ya wazir Abou elkorss Kochber 7komna 3alik bil mout 3i9aban ennek jarrit lebled el7arb dharouss mouch moutakf2a dhed el3adou Chalghoumagne II.

Abou elkorss Kochber: SIDNA HEDHA MOUCH S7I7..ENI BEDHET 9OTLEK Lé..SIDNA EKHI MAL9IT FI CHKOUN TLASA9 ELMASOULIA KEN FIA ENI..WOUZIREK LA3DHEM..HEDHA KFOUA HEDHA KFOUIA.

DhouSourour: MEN GHIR NI9ACH YA KOCHBOR MEN GHIR NI9ACH..ETKADHEB FIA..ETBAZEZ FIA..THEB ET9OUL ELLI ENI DHALEM..GHODWA ELSBEH..BECH NERMIOUK FI SA7ET LEBLED M3A EL 10 KLEB ELLI 3ANDI..MAK TA3RAFHOM MOU7CHIN..BECH ETKOUN 3EBRA LIMAN YE3TBER.

Abou elkorss Kochber: Sidna madam elfess ta7 fil rass wou 9ararek khdhitou..eb7okm el3echra..enajem notlob talab menkom.

DhouSourour: inchalah khir.

Abou elkorss Kochber: Sidna madhabia ta3tini mohla 10 ayem..10 ayem akahaou..nachaba3 bil eddar wel sghar..wou men ba3ed a3mel elli t7eb.

DhouSourour: behi mouch mochkel..fil lekher bech tmout bech tmout..elyoum wella 10 ayem okhrin..ema a3ref elli eni 3azeltek..haya barra taou men 9odemi..wou a3ref elli mohltek tabda men elyoum..haya insaref.

Haya elwazir Kochber khraj..wou fi jortou yetab3ou fih 4 jnoud met5afin b3ath’hom wourah elmaled DhouSourour..bech ye3essou 3alih wou yejiboulou a5barou fil 7in.

Elwazir Kochber mché melloul eldarou..3elem martou wou sgharou..sallem 3ala bouh wou ommou wou ensabou..chef s7abou..wou men ba3ed mché lil jazzar..chra 10 kilo l7am bagri..wou mché lil zriba elli 7atin feha elkleb elli bech taklou..mandharhom etkhaouef sinnehom et9oul senin monchar..rmalhom el7am..kalouh wou houa mazel fil houa..wou men ba3ed raoua7 eldarou sakker elbab..lin etla3 esbe7..men ghodwa fi nhar ethane..kif kif mché lil jazzar chré 10 kilo l7am..wou hazou lil kleb ghazelhom mli7..ghazroulou mli7 wou rmalhom el l7am..kalaouh eb 3adhmou..ma5alaou fih chay..wou 9a3dou hayjin..wou raoua7 lil eddar wou sakker elbab lin tla3 enhar..khraj enhar etheleth..kif el3ada chré 10 kilo l7am wou hazhom lil kleb..rmahoulhom..klaouh wou makhalaou fih chay..7ata edam la7souh wou mchaou..wou houa rja3 eldarou wou sakker elbeb..haya 93ad 3al menwal hedheka 4 ayem..houa yechri el7am wel kleb tozrtou zartan..haya lekhbar wousel fil 7in lil malek wel ra3ia..elli tlammou bahtin fi elwazir Kochber wou elli ya3mel fih.

DhouSourour: ghriba fi hal wouzir Kochber ya jme3a..6 ayem wou houa ye3ach3ech fil kleb elli bech taklou.

Bach Hamba: sidna yedhorli fih mil sadma hbel wou hter..ta3ref ya sidna kilo el7am wousel eb9adeh taou..yedhorli fih ye7eb yosrof floussou elkoll 9bal maymout wallahi manich 3aref ya yesa5afni ya yedha7akni.

Salah eddin To7koumoun : sidna eni chakek fil 7kaya.

DhouSourour: kifeh trah.

Salah eddin To7koumoun : sidna lazmek tetsaref fisa3 fisa3..eni khayef lé elwazir Kochber..ka3ed ye5alli fil kleb troumou bil makla elli yewakalhom feha..wou nharet elli nermiouh binethom maya3mloulou chay..mak ta3ref elkalb wafiy.

DhouSourour: za3ma!!!???..cha3malna mela.

Salah eddin To7koumoun : sidna eni enra enou ma3adech enkhaliouh yo9robhom 9bal mayfout elfout..nharet eli yokhrej mil eddar cheddouh..e7bsouh..enti wou3edtou ebmohla mte3 10 ayem..mouch bedharoura ye3adiha fil chare3.

DhouSourour: wahwa kadhelek..Bach Hamba kallem el3asker bech yechedou Kochber wou ye7bsouh douba mayo5rej mil eddar.

Bach Hamba: sidna ma3loumetna et9oul elli elwazir Kochber melli dkhal eldarou nhar elrabe3 makhrajech..la3alla estinef wella mridh..sidna t7eb nozdmou 3alih?

DhouSourour: lé khalli ghodwa..douba may5rej cheddouh..la3alla mridh.

Haya nasboulou el3assa wi estannaouh 9oddem eddar..9odem eljazzar..9odem lekleb..chay mabanech..estanaouh kif kif men ghodwa wou chay..la 7ayata li man tounadi..haya balghou elmalek..elli habat eb tommi tamimou..wou sodmou 3al addar..elli l9aouha s9af wou 9a3a..mafeha 7ad..elwazir Abou elkorss Kochber..gate3 wou fsa3 mil bled 3andou 3 ayem.

Wa tamdhi alayam./.

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7kayet Neji wou Moufida m3a l’album

5 Juil

9allek ya sidi ben sidek.. Fi ayoumen men ayami eldhahira.. elNeji wou Moufida 9a3din fil dwira….rekchin 3andhom mdida..3aychin fil sa3ada wou tfarhida..wa allahou a3lem chnia mestanyethom men msiba..mak ta3ref elwahed idha dh7ak wella tfarhed mli7..enkad rahou jayih fil tri9.

haya houma 9a3din 9al9in..Moufida tetfarej fil talfza wou Neji maded magazine mte3 immobilier yetfarej fil appartmenet..yetsafe7 wou houa me7tar..et9oul bech yechri dar..yethabet wi yechouf fil des S+2 eb miyet lalouf..wou houa cha’hritou machia fil 9sassat..bil elavance wel 9roudhat..

9amet Moufida..ba3ed maghzret lil Neji wou 3amlet tanhida..wou kharjet mil salla wou mchet

Neji(fi 9albou): chbi 3azeha hedhi..ekhi eni cha3malet..za3ma saret faza..rat 7aja fil talfza wou rat elli manich na3mel feha wou m9asser m3aha..abay..ti hedha documentaire elsamak..wou eni lani kalb b7ar wou lé hia denfir.

Neji tmad 3ala janbou fi plongant wou mad yedou lil télécommande wou badel el chaine..fed min baramej ellli tetfarej fehom Moufida wou t3aoued..mouselsel fih sab3a ajze2..tfarjet 3alih 9 marrat..wet9ollek fomma faza nsitha..barnamej documentaire..3al khanfouss labyedh fil tchozolklomania..chay yezougheb el9alb.

mahou 3achia kifman hekka nhar a7ad..mafiha bess chouaya baramej chlaoulana..ye9asserou ennhar wou yedakhlou elbahja li omm elsghar..khir men dbaret elyoum wou tasnifet el chef ma7noun..elli 9ad matfarej fehom..lé nhar klehom..7addou chakachek wou m7ammess..haya houa hakkeka dakhlet 3alih Moufida..tlaftetlou

Moufida(ghazretlou teg7er): fech ta3mel..chbik badalet

Neji(et9oul emwa9ef fil 3adlia): enti 9omet mchit

Moufida: eyeh 9omet mchit..tbaddel..chbini manich raj3a..chbini 7ra9et ..hajit yekhi..etbadel hekkaka..entabe3 fih eni elbarnemej hedha

Neji: etabe3 fih?!!..ya Moufida rahou lancement hedha bech ye3adiouh nhar tletha.

Moufida: et alors..elbarnemej elli ba3dou entabe3 fih

Neji: ti hak btit enti..wou estanna lin youfa el ich’har.

Moufida: eyeh..wenti si chbeb..ekhi nemchi mat9oulech win mchit

Neji: ekhi chbeha hedhi..ekhi khrajet ebfalijtek..darna cha9e9ha el autoroute..nosknou fi 20 hectar couvert..ti jard s+2 bi3tibar el frigidaire..t7eb enraja3lek barnamjik

Moufida: barnamjia..3aleh 9anet ebaya hia..barnamjia wallat..ma7achitch bi mzitek..deja tfarajet 3alih men bekri..hedhi i3ada

Neji: behi wenti win mchit..wou chnoua elli fi yeddek hedheka

Moufida: ah hedha.. album tsawer mte3 darna..jebtou m3aya elmarra elli fetit..khalini enwarik tsawerna sghar.

Neji: ahhh maou 9olli hekka melloul..kif tfarajet 3al documentaire mte3 el7ayawanet etdhakartou.

Moufida: 7aywanetéé..madhemrek ya rabbi..ya rabbi 3al foukaha mte3ik..essaber wou barra..7aywanetéé..lé 3azizi..eni kif 93adet netfarej wou ghzartlek..tnahadet 9olet barcha 3alia 7ayawanet fil talfza wou fi janbi..khalini nchouf tsawer bnadem 3al 9lila.

Neji: ha ha ha..masta barcha

Moufida: behi ija chouf taswira hedhi..te3jebni barcha eni.

Neji: chkounhom hedhom..obok obok..chou kifech..ken majaouech elch3ouret elmakcherda..rani 9olet taaswira mte3 tlayen..offana 3al 9afez wel 7tayet..noir & blanc ema wou lé 7atta mte3 bnet taou

Moufida: rit elwahra wel fyena rit

Neji: fyena wou sa9in 3eryana..chkouni hedhi elli tpozi..ka3ba 7loua

Moufida: hedhi?

Neji: eyeh hedhika

Moufida: tala3 hay..ma3a9lthech?

Neji: lé wallah lé..chkouni

Moufida: khalti Founa

Neji: 3alik ebta9wa allah…bel7a9 bel7a9..blé tfadlik..chkoun?

Moufida: wallah khalti Founa

Neji: hedhi khalti Founaaaa!!!!????

Moufida: eyeh khalti Founa

Neji: khalti founa khalti Founaaaa!!??khalti Founa mte3na?!!!!

Moufida: eyeh mani 9otlek khalti Founa..ekhi 3ana ghirha..rit ma7leha 5ouilti..to9tel bil ezzin

Neji: et oui tfate9 bil ezzin..7assilou sobhan allah moughayer ela7wel..sobhan allah..ya wallah a7wel..khalti Founa kenet Founa bel7a9..taou ebjaddek hedhi khalti Founa?!!!!

Moufida: ti chbik..et9oul wallet 7aja okhra

Neji: 3ala khater wallet 7aja okhra jemla..ti 9oul rabbi haz 3abed wou 7at 3abed ekher..ekhi el3abed hedha..ezvaltout wellla khaltek Founa elli toulha 9ad 3ord’ha et9oul 9ortass 7omes..mka3bra smina mchalfta wou mjalda..et9oul ballouna mafouchoucha

Moufida: ti yezzi blé bleda..ti sghira lenna

Neji: na3ref sghira..estanna 9olli etaswira hedhi base 9bal maraou7et khaltek Founa mil japon ?

Moufida: khalti Founa raou7et mil Japon ?!..ekhi mnin lik elli khalti Founa kenet men aslou fil Japon ?!..ti hia 7addha ab3ed blassa mchetlha Hamam elZeriba.

Neji : 3ala khater el ta7aouell elli sarelha..mte3 wahed dharbetou 9onbla dheria en pleine figure fil Hiroshima.

Moufida : chnoua nadh7ak wella chnoua ?..daghdaghni daghdaghni..to9tel bil dokk..yesser dhamer wou 3andek rou7 elfakeha..9alou 9onbla dheria..elotef 3ala khalti 9alou Hiroshima..inchalah fi rassek ya sakhta..wou fi rass elli yakerhouha elkoll..dima bi klemek el merzi ya kazi…inchalah 3ala gobbek eti7 9onbla niwaouia el ham hedha..khalini nerta7..Japan !! vévévévey..mela tdhoumir maset ya rabbi.

Neji : ti yezzina 3ad..3ala khaterha khaltek..ken jet wahda tkoun menni wella na3rafha..rak chre9et bil dho7ek.

Moufida : mela lééé..chou khouilti..mabanha wou mazyena..tchareh..etaye7 3ala bnet taou.

Neji : houa s7i7..men na7iyet etya7 etya7..ema 9olli fil taswira hedhi..lebnet hedhom malmoumin eb ema mounasba..ahhh..men ghir mat9olli..dha’hra..ahaoukom metsawrin m3a Tarek Dhiab..base fi tombek Argentine 78.

Moufida :  lé 7aklek..enti mnin lik metsawrin m3a Tarek Dhiab?..yezzi blé bleda..coupe Jandal kenet moudha wa9tha.

Neji : ti yezzi ekhi mana3rfouch radditni..ti ahaouka 7ata mil chlaghem chlaghmou

Moufida : 3ala chkoun ta7ki

Neji : hedheka elli bil la7mer

Moufida :  yerrak 7zin..haya 7adek 7ad lemso9i..sayeb bledtek b3id behi..ommi hedhila ya sakhta..

Neji (yabla3 fi ri9ou bil essif): abay..wallahi bel7a9..mché fi beli houa..wallahi lé 3a9ltha melloul..(yebadel fil maoudhou3)..ema khalti Founa..mela style wou mela 7tayet..chou hek elsa9in wou hek el jupe micro..Wella hek el décolté..al3ab m3a el foufou..wela agda3 sahhara.

Moufida : mela winek..kenou 7taytia wou 9affeza..manach 93or wou jayin min woura leblayek

Neji : termi fil ma3na yekhi ?.t7eb et9oul elli na7na jayin min woura leblayek..yesam7ek rabbi..ema men na7iyet 9afzin 9afzin..wou open zeda..estanna la7dha.. chou ken sada9ni rabbi khalti Founa kenet eb bakouha lou7ayda..taou ya Moufida sûre elli hedhi khalti Founa?

Moufida : ekhi eltaou makech msade9..bech t7ebni ne7leflek yekhi ?

Neji : berjoulia koll manzid noghzer wou nthabet..enzid enchokk elli hedhi khalti Founa elli 3amlet chouha el bent bentha Sirine elmeskina..3ala khaterha lebset short 9sir wou triko sans manche ?..ti hay kenet mhabla rou7ha labsa wou 3amla khleha fi ma waleha.

Moufida :  ti yezzi 3ad..elli yasme3 ye9oul kenet embadd3a..ti hedhika el lamoudha wa9tha..3adi fi wa9thom.elmicro wel dokhan ken 3adi jeddan el periode hedhika..labset koll youm..mouch kif taou..wou zid fazet jeunesse..3ejbouni eni la79i9a..ma7leha eldenia fi wa9thom

Neji : bellahi yezzina 9allou 3adi..fi 3ahd kakka3..ba3ed eljahilia bi draj ken 3adi ?..wou taoua fi wa9tna lé !..9allou 3adi fi wa9thom..ti el 3amma Dor3ia welli hia el3amma Dor3ia elli tetsamma el9afza wel metmarrda fil 3ila elkoll..marra fi 3eres..3omri manensaha 7yeti kemla elfaza..sghir wa9tha ema netdhakrha kifma taou..wa9tha marra fi 3eres lella Mena rabbi yodhkerha bil khir..lebset fouta wou blouza metsalfethaom men 3and wa7da men slaf o5tha..wou hia hek elblouza kbira 3aleha et9oul labsa dere3 Hannibal..wou zid el3amma Dor3ia men 3and rabbi ma3andha chay..7assilou elchay dhaye3 fi weset hek elblouza..wou zid hia dhmeyma..elfouta kbira 3aleha taref..ya benti douba ma sorretha dhohret chouaya..wou ye3lej 3aleha el3am BouJom3a eb chalbou9..jebha temred fil 9a3a.. machtetha jebhelha elkoll tay7a 3ala ktefha limin..3 ayem souabe3 yedou 9a3dou matbou3in fi wejha..tnajem ta9rlou elkaff men khadha..3inha lisar ila yawmina hedha madhebba..ch’har 9a3det bech raj3et tante9 el ra men jdid..wejha t3aouej elmeskina bil dharba..raja3 bil tamsid wel mé elskhoun..Et9oul 9omsan plastique..3amin 9a3dou familyetha wou ansabha wou a9arebha bech raj3ou yekallmouha..sarr feha elbhadhel elmeskina..Wenti et9olli 3adi fi wa9thom.

Moufida : makom g3or.

Neji :  ah ahhh..toghlet lenna ya Moufida..wou ma7ibthech mennek..ne3lmek yella..elli elg3or elli eni menhom..houa elli khtarek bech etkoun martou..ken houa go3er donc enti majit chay ma3netha

Moufida : lé 7achek 3azizi..ken enti barek lé .

Neji : bellahi bellah..t3aoued feha..ma3netha familti g3or

Moufida : wou zid houkech wou bezgellif

Neji : haya dhom fommek lé elwahed yeghchmek ebkaff..yetaya7klek 9adrek

Moufida : n3am ya baba n3am..3aoued ech 9otli..teghchmeni ebkaééééf?!!!..3aleh chbini 9at3a 7bal jeyebha wédéé..3aleh ma3andich emmali ma3andich rjal wouraya..wou taya7li 9adriii!!!?!!..3aleh lammeni mil chere3 syedtek wella lammeni mil chare3..natla3chi nekhdem 3and elsayed elwaled..7louachi zeda..taou enkallem Abouda khouya..wou tchouf 3alli ye7ezek wou ataou enchoufou ech koun 9adrou elli bech yeti7

Neji : barra 3aaaad..rja3na elnafs elma3bouka.

 

………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….…Watamdhi alayam./.

7kayet elFoul

15 Avr

Elfoul wou ma adrak mal foul..elfoul men naou3 elbou9oul..ma3rouf wou mach’hour..deja elli ye9ollek 7omess..base tjaoubou foul..elfoul metjadher fi tarikhna wou 3adetna wou ta9alidna..mo3ta9Adetna wou 7yetna..fi mekletna wou klemna.

Chkoun fina ma7tafalech wella mastamta3ech fi soghrou wella fi kobrou bil foul..elfoul mortabet bi mounasbatna..deja fi rass el3am el3arbi ech noua neklou..mahou kosksi bil 9addid wou m3ah ka3bet foul..chkoun maklach mdammess bil foul wou m3ah rach’cha kamoun..wou ya3ini 3al kammoun..yekhli dar waldih..yebannen mouch normal..ema taoua maoudhou3na elfoul el3adhim..elfoul rahou marbout bina..intime m3ana..tal9ah m3ana fi koll monasba dinia wella mouch dinia..ekhi fomma wahed majarabech kamia bil foul?..betbi3a lé.. fommechi wahed mché elmasr wou mazarech elahramet?..betbi3a mosta7il..kima zeda mafommech wahed mazarech maser wou majarabech elfoul wel ta3mia..3ala ma ra wou sma3 elmsara fi aflemhom wou mousalsletthom ya7kiou yeklou fih..

Wel foul anwe3..fomma elfoul..wel foul elmasri..welfoul elbassass hedheka elli ri7tou jifa..wou elfoul elsoudani mayou3abber 3anou bil kakaouia..ema mouch 3aref fil 7ala hedhi est ce que fi tasmitou hekka..taya7na 9dar elfoul wella taya7na 9dar elkakaouia..ema mouch mochkla..elfoul men ay bled bnin wou fih elvitamine..wou atharou eljanibia tetsma3 wou tetchamm lil modda touila..

Ema si elfoul mouch marbout bil mekla barek..elfoul 3ala mahoua metjadher fi 3adetna wou makletna..walla marbout bi klemna..mathalan chkoun marra mal9ach elli elfoul tellement mou3aber..ma9alech “sob7an rabbi yechabhou 9adech li b3a’dhhom..et9oul foula wou t9esmet 3ala thnin”..wa illa “rod belik ta7ki li flen..rahou foula matetbalech fi fommou”..3ala ma flen yemchi wou lsanou yemchi..ya7ki wi yesob elsabba..wella kif edenia te3ksek jemla wou tchouf la3ouaj fil eddenia..wou tra fi ghirek mouch yestghal fili 3andou.. “ya3ti elfoul lelli ma3andouch zrouss” .. wella kif matal9a 7ad..wou koll wahed lahi fi machaghlou wou 7yetou..mak et9oul“koll foul lahi fi nawarou”..wella kif t7eb et9oul elli etyour 3ala achkeliha ta9a3..mak t9oul “koll foula khamja liha farrouj a3ouer”..wou betbi3a el9aoula elli feha foul welli ye7ebouha wi ye9oulha la3bed elkoll khassatan kif eji 7ad yansa7 fik 3ala 3abed ken sa9et wou mouch behi m3ak.. “elli ba3ek bil foul bi3ou bil 9chour”

Elfoul 3ala 9ad mad5al fi 3adetna dkhal fi mo3ta9adetna..ta3ref elli fi nita9 el7amla eta7ssisisa wel tachji3ia 3ala makelet elfoul.. kharejet ma9oulet ..  «   elli yekel elfloul bi9chourou..fil mnam elrassoul yezourou”..3ala koll eni louah jbedet 3al foul..3ala chnoua konet bech na7ki ya rabbi ?..ta3ref ensit..pffff…chnia ya rabi chnia..nsit jemla..3ala koll ataou netdhaker emba3ed..wou fil athne2 na7kilkom 3ala Mohamed Ali wou Samir..ya sidi ben siddek..nhar mel nharat 3ammek Samir yedour wou ye3kel fil 7ouma..hedhika sana3tou..ahaouka yechamchem 3al la5bar wou yb3ath fil slam lil kbar wel sghar..haya wou houa yemchi chlaoulana..yal9a Mohamed Ali meteki 3al bouto elli ba7dha darhom..dhaher feded tal3etlou lil s7ab..wejhou mfaghem mil doukhan elli yetkayef fih sigarou fi joret khouh..mzafter mil chams elli dharba fih..3inih tale3 menhom elcharr wel fadda..

Haya Samir rah..mchelou yejri toul.

Samir : Ahla sadi9i..cava

Mohamed Ali: Tir

Samir : Chbik

Mohamed Ali: 9otlek tiir

Samir : Kifeh

Mohamed Ali: 9otlek e9leb mandhrek men 9oddemi

Samir : Abay chbik labes

Mohamed Ali: Labes..eyeh labes labes..9otlek e9leb din omm wejhek men 9oddemi..hez rou7ek wou tir

Samir : Ekhi chbik cha3matlek

Mohamed Ali: Ma3matli chay..tbahness mli7..tbahness

Samir : Abay

Mohamed Ali: Abayin..matabdech 3amel rou7ek mafibelikech..tetbouhet et9oul fnarat 4L..hez safirek wou tir men 9oddemi taou..khalina moslmin

Samir : Ye3jbekchi zeda..ti cha3matlek eni

Mohamed Ali: Eyeh haou 3amel rou7ou ensa jemla..ya weldi zayed elarbi arbi..ya3mel 3amltou wou ya3mel rou7ou mafibalou ebchay

Samir : Ya sahbi chbik..wallahi la fi beli cha3matlek..ekhi ghlotet m3ak?!!

Mohamed Ali: Ma3adech t3aouedha hedhi sa7bi..lé s7ab lé 39ab..wou madha bik elmarra eljeya ki no3rdhek fil chare3 etdaouer wou tbadel ethnia..wou matjich 3ala sa7ti..3ala khater ken elyoum chaded rou7i wou mrazen 3a9li wou kallamtek..elmarra eljeya mata3rafech chnoua yessir..eni hani nabahtek wou enti matloum ken rou7ek..daccourdou

Samir : Eza7 lil darja hedhi..wou rass eldada 3icha la 3aref ech noua elli sarr binetna..estanna estanna..mat9olich fomma chkoun 9allek 3al 9ahwa elli 3amaltha eni wou Hana..bellahi chkounou weld la7ram elli wassalek leklem

Mohamed Ali (jhel): HANAAAA..ekhi wenti men wa9tech wallit to5rej m3aha..E5I MA3ALBALEKICH ELLI HIA TAB3ETNI..N3AN BOUK WOU BOU BOUK..YALLI MAKECH RAJEL DAYER BI BNAT LA3BED

Samir (Mohamed Ali chaddou men 5na9ou): TI SAYYABNI..egh555777..TIgh555 SAYYABNIgh555..BEgh555CH TOKHNO99..NO99NIgh5..ehehehe ouhh..yetwallak rabbi khna9tni..Sara enti mafibelikech..hia 9atli eli binetkom woufé..wou mak ta3ref elli eni 3ajbetni melloul..9olet eni awla men ghiri

Mohamed Ali: MADHHEB BOUK WOU BOUHA..BECH FI BELI..ELYOUM NADHB7EK WOU NADHBA7HA..WOUFE!!!????!..CHNOUA ELLI WOUFE..ALLAHOMA 3OMREK WOU 3MORHA..

Samir : Ya weldi salli 3al nebi..chbik ekhi hbelet..ya weldi..ti hak mafibelikch..khalina na7kiou rjel..wou enchoufou kifech..(waldih haou mafibelouch tla3 mela louah mnarvez menni)..estanna estanna..o93ed lenna.wou haddi rou7ek..asma3ni..wou men ba3ed a3mel elli t7eb

Mohamed Ali: Hani 93adet..7el jalaghtek wou tkallem fisa3..elyoum bech nasfarlek ebrou7ek..dayer eb Hana..wou ye7el fi fommou 3ajbetni melloul..zayed wati..rana netsamaou 9arin elfat7a ma3netha ya sa9et..rani netsmma fattou7’ha wou rahi hia attou7ti yalli makech rajel..wou hia ech bech ye9oul fommi..kharja m3ak..chbini khicha eni..manich rajel..ma3andich 9ima..et9ossha men ghir mat9olli.

Samir : Asma3ni mli7..kima 9otlek..eni sma3et elli entouma 9assitou..wou hia zedet 9atli elli binetkom woufé..hek 3alech..ekhi jitek jdid..rjel rana..motrobin jmi3..manich mte3 hedha..rak khouya

Mohamed Ali: 9otlek manich khouk..le5ouat maya3mlouch hekka leb3adhom..wenti chkoun 9allek elli na7na 9assina..hia bent la7ram 9atlek?

Samir : La79i9a..sma3et men 3and jme3a elli entouma 9assitou..wou zid kif 7kit m3aha..9atli rahi sam3et elli enti ommek 9alet lé wou bech to5toblek wahda tkoun mennek

Mohamed Ali: Abay..wouled la7ram..chkoun ye5arej fil icha3at 3alia..mafammech menha hal 7kaya jemla..lé tkoun menni wou lé ommi 9alet lé..9otli fomma jme3a mela..behi behi..ataou encheddou elwati..bel 7ram lé ntal3ou.

Samir : Estahda bellah..masar chay rit..sou2 tafahom wakahaou..wou e7sebha mara7la wou t3addet..tet3allem menha..wou hedha maktoub sa7bi ech bech ta3mel

Mohamed Ali: 9otlek ma3adech t9oul sahbi..es7ab fil smé..9allou maktoub..maktoub termtek..dayerli eb sa7abti wou 9alli maktoub..ellyoum nekteblek elnihaya mte3ik

Samir : Aman khouk rani

Mohamed Ali: Khouya..ti houa 9abil 9tal habil..maghnek enti..matkounech menni jemla..ti no9tlek wou chouaya fik..tii nasfarlek ebrou7ek..wou en3al9ek men chouafrek 3ala maghalabt 3alia rak

Samir : Wallahi lé fhemet chbik wa5ou maou9ef menni..ti 7ata 7kayti eni wou Hana ma3albelekch beha tla3et..ekhi cha3matlek

Mohamed Ali: Chou ye3aoued feha..eni wou Hana..Hana ma3adech tejbedha 3ala lsanek ok!..wou 7essek nasma3 bik kallamtha wela doret beha..inchara7 madhheb bouk..9alli cha3malet..ekhi enti khalit 7aja ma3amalthech..chou 7abni rabbi wou sma3et bil zhar..wou eni elli konet bech enghafsek men bekri 3ala 7kaya okhra.

Samir : Mat9ollich mela 3al jem3a elli ba3eth’hom elmo3tmad yelaoujou 3alik 3 jom3at etltali  wou eni 9oltelhom wallla 3ayech elbarra

Mohamed Ali: Estanna estanna estanna…ema jme3a wou elmo3tmad louah yelaouej 3alia?”

Samir : Ekhi enti mafibalekech?..Mahou elmarra elli fetit..fomma karhaba teb3a elwilaya wella il mo3tamdia..mouch 3aref matricule 7amra el7assilou..kharjou menha zouz mennass..eni kif 93adet entabe3 fehom wou enchouf fehom..fhemet elli houma 9a3din yelaoujou 3ala 7add wella 3ala andrissa..3ad kif raouni noghzrolhom..chal9ou bia 9a3ed en3ess 3alehom wou entabe3 fehom eb 3inaya men b3id..3ad nadaouni..eni el7a9 mchitelhom khatoua el9oddem wou 3achra eltali..3ad kif 7kit m3ahom..tal3ou yelaoujou 3alik win tosken wella win to93ed rahou elmo3tmad yelaouej 3alik wou ba3ethlek ested3a 7ajtou bik dharouri..chay eni 9assit 3ala klemhom..9oltelhom flen yar7mek elra7men rahou ya 7assra melli tla3 lefransa rabbi fta7ha fi wejhou wou dabber contratou 3ayech labes 3alih..9alouli yakhssara..sara fomma charika talba khaddema wou elmo3tmadd 7atet esmek fil lista bech yedakhlouk tekhdem..eni bech manodh’horech nekdheb..seket 3ala rou7i wou bla3et elsekknia ebdammha..hekka bech nodher sfih.

Mohamed Ali (jhel wou héj) : ENA3AM EN3AM EN3AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEHLKEK RABBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIII..CHA3MALET YA HEMMA..3ALAH CHA3MATLEK..3ALAH HEKKA 3ALAH..LA3NAT ALLAH 3ALIK YA WATI..LEH HEKKA LEH..7ATA JARED ELKHEDMA ELLI ENLAOUEJ 3ALEHA SNIN ALLAH DHAYA3THA MENNI..EKHI CHKOUN MSALLTEK 3ALIA CHKOUN..MELLOUL SA7ABTI WOU TAOUA ELKHEDMA..BJEH RABBI CHBIK 3ALIA CHBIK

Samir: TI SAYABNI TI SAYABNI..EKHI BECH TAHRABNI WOU ENI ELLKHAMMAMET FI MASLA7TEK?

Mohamed Ali: Masla7ti masla7i..ekhi tekdheb 3alehom wou etalafhom wou et9olli masala7ti..etdhaya3 3alia elkhedma wou et9olli masla7ti..fin masla7ti fin..ya bhim

Samir: wallahi mché fi beli yelaoujou 3alik 3al rafel hek 3alech tallafthom

Mohamed Ali: ti haou ebfommhom 9aloulek elli yelaoujou 3alia 3al khedma..chbik ma7alitech fommek ya sa5ta

Samir: ma7abitech nodh’her kadhab fi 3inihom..hek 3alech sketet wou enti mnin ta3ref mouch ye9oulou kelma 3aliha lemlak wou kelma 3aliha elchitan..la3alla ta5taflek fil kharej wou etdaber laoure9.

Mohamed Ali: Ech bech na3malek eni taou 9olli ech bech na3malek..nerdmek 7ay..naklek ebsenayya..enfache5 waldik..nghaffsek ebsa9aya..9olli bellahi 9olli ech bech na3malek..ah ya rabbi ah cha3malet fi 7yeti ech a3malet fi 7yeti..9allou ma7abitech nodh’her kadheb..tdhorni wou mat7bech todh’her kadheb..ya rabbi yaaaa rabbi..ech 3amalet ..wa9tech nerta7 men hal znouz ya rabbi..cha3malet charr fi 7yeti bech yessir fia hakka..ti 7ata el7ar9a elli nwit 3aleha..baba wou ommi ghaflouni wou sakkrou 3alia elbab mte3 elbit liletha..9rib lakassartou elbab..la7did mte3 elchobbek 9rib laklitou ebsenya…so7et 3ayatet..kfaret 3alehom..wou Houma 9alouli 3albalna bik bech ta7ra9 ellila..elkhourj lé..diwiou makech machi..manich 3aref kifech wella mnin sam3ou..rabbi yehdahom..floussi dha3ou wou eljme3a mchaou..kollhom weslou salamat lil lambadouza wou eni 9a3ed lehna 7ali kil zir elmteki..lé yedha7ek lé yebaki..rabbi yahdahom elchayeb wel 3azouza..elli sabb bia yahdih rabbi

Samir: Mela ech t7ebni na3mel ya s7aybi..temchi wou tkhallini wahdi fil 7ouma

Mohamed Ali: 7ata eni hani barek ba7dhek..stanna stanna..chnia..chnia 9otli?!!..mat9ollich enti elli sabit elsabba lil chayeb wou la3zouza

Samir: Kifeh!!!!..ehhhh…;.

Mohamed Ali: CHNIA EH CHNIA EH..YA WELD LA7RAM EKHI ENTI ELLI 9OLTELHOM RANI 7ARE9 LILETHA?!!!!

Samir: Asma3 rani..mal9it mana3mel khayef 3alik..ken toghre9 wella yechedouk el7akem..ech na3mel

Mohamed Ali: JADD BOUK ELKALB..SARA HOUA ENTI..KHAYEF 3ALIA YA SA9ET..AHHHHHHHHH.. YA RABBBIIIIIIIIIII..EKHI CHBIK 3ALIA CHBIK 3ALIA..ELHAMM LAZRE9 HEDHA..NE9ESS ENI NE9ESS..BARRA YENA3MBOUK WOU BOU BOUK YA KHAMEJ YA WATI..3ALEH HEKKA 3ALEH..CHA3MATLEK METCHAMMET FIA..MAYEZZICH HANA WOU ZID ELKHEDMA WOU EL7AR9A..EKHI CHBIK..ECH HAL HAMM HEDHA..CHET7EEBLEK TRAHDIN..EKHI WA9EFLI KIL WAKSS FIL EDDOURA..EKHI METCHAMMET FIA..EKHI 3AMALET M3AK ELKHAYEB..YA RABBI AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Samir: Ti chbik ti chbik (sara mouch hedhi elfaza elli mnarvez menni 3aleha?)..ekhi cha3amalet 3ala kahterni khammamt fi masla7tek ta3mel hakka..elli fett met taou..elloum ba3edd le9dha bed3a..welli ta7 ra7

Mohamed Ali: Elyoum bech tfout wou tmout ya hamel..elli youm etya7 rou7 fi jortek..mil elmarra elli fetit mel marra elli fetit..mel faza elli saret ekher marra wou eni enghaleghel 3alik..juste 9a3ed enra bil jira wou ommek elli bahia m3aya..tzid tkammel 3alia bi 3 fazet hedhom zeda..ma3adech feha taou..wou ra7met chef langar wou ra7met eldada 3icha..elyoum 9atlek ya kalb.

Samir: Ema faza..ema faza..ekhi cha3matlek 9olli ech 3amaltek bech tghalghel 3alia..brass ommek cha3amtlek 9olli wou a3mel elli t7eb

Mohamed Ali: Nsité..nsité..haou bech endhakkrek..ta3ref cha3malet wella lé..haou bech en9ollek..tetdhakker elli marra elli fetit…

Ah oui tdhakraet taou 3alech 7akit 3al foul..ataou elmarra eljeya enkammel./.

7kayet el7aja 3al sbe7

23 Déc

3al sbe7 wel rbe7..ya fate7 ya raze9 et9oul ta9rib el 10 mte3 sbe7..fi appartement mil appartemenet fi 3imara mil 3imarat fi 7ouma mil 7ouem..zouz men ness..9aymin mazroubin..sab7in re9din..retard..akahou elli yebet seher lil fjari..trassilou 3al sbe7 9ayem mafjou3..yejri naoui yenajem yal7a9.

Loulani : ya7 chnia hedhi

Thani : chnia

Loulani : hedhi..ahaya
Thani : fin..chnia..ya7 bel7a9..chnia hedhi zeda

Loulani : mnin na3ref eni hani nesel fik..tra chnia

Thani : 7ala mte3 wedhni..wenti win el9itha ?

Loulani : chnoua win el9itha..jebtha m3aya..hani nesel fik..enti 3amaltha
Thani : rabbi ya3rfou..chbik..ca va pas..eni na3mel hekka
Loulani : za3ma 9attouss d5al walla za3ma 3anna farr fi eddar

Thani : 9attous eyeh wella farr..hedha 7add 3a9lek taou..9adeh kobrou hal farr bellahi..ken farr wella 9attous ya3mel 7aja kif hekka..etakhedhna..rahou klena men hak el3am

Loulani : mela 9olli chkoun 3amalha..nagzet mil chobbek?!!
Thani : la3alla enti..na3rfek ta3mel el3amla wou twa7alha fia
Loulani : bellahi..chahed e5er wou twalli bel7a9..hedhi 7ata bi tfadlik ma3adech t3aouedha..9allou eni..3aleh chbini 7aouen lil darja hedhi.ne7lef 3alik enti..ta3malha wou termi el9atla..tabda tetbouhet..3amel rou7ek mafibelik ebchay..chbik bahet fia eyeh na7ki 3alik enti..chkoun ghirek..mak z3im.
Thani : chnia z3im..ta7ki bjaddek wella tfadlek..3aleh ritni eb3amelti..wella chaditni bil kamcha na3mel feha..jab rabbi ritha m3ak..ye3jbekchi zeda

Loulani : mela chkoun bellahi..ommi..mani eni wayek barek lenna..ejnoun 3amlouha..wou ma3adech et3aouedha hedhi enti 3amaltha hani enabbeh 3alik..7louachi zeda..jab rabbi eni warithelik

Thani : eyeh warit’heli..mouch ma3netha ma3malthech..elli chamha lammha

Loulani : chnoua hal 7dith bellahi..eli chamha lammha..eli chamha lammha..3aleh bassa hia..mak tra feha..9ad essakhta..3amaltha enti..mala manta9..chbik ritni houkech 9oddemek

Thani : mana3rafech 3alik

Loulani : chou kifech ye3aoued feha..ma3netha t7eb etlassa9ha fia eni..cava pas fi mo5ek..7louachi zeda..en9ollek 7aja bil 7ram matatla3 ken enti..asma3 rahou mimouna ta3ref rabbi wou rabbi ya3ref mimouna..khalini seket taou..lahi fi hal msiba

Loulani : lé a7ki baba a7ki..9allou rabbi wou mimouna..a7ki..ech ta3ref..tkallem tkallem..ken 3andek 7aja 9oulha baba..mat5alihech fi sedrek behi..wou ken enti 3andek mata7ki..eni 3andi manekteb ktob 3alik wou 3ala 3amaylek

Thani : bellahi fok 3alia..manich ne9ssek taou..bech no93dou net9ab7ou fi b3adhna..wou hal kazi hedhi ma3malna feha chay..cha3malna wou ken mli7 taou

Loulani : chnoua ech bech ta3mlelha..hezzha

Thani : manhezhach rabbi ya3rfou..hezzha enti

Loulani : manhezzhach eni..manajamech

Thani : 3aleh baba yedik bil 7enna

Loulani : lé en3if

Thani : ma3eftech kif 3amltha

Loulani : khareeeeeeeeef..haou ye3aoued feha..ti fok 3ala jad waldaya..ekhi tejebd fil chbouk 3al sbe7 elma7noun..ekhi bessif eni 3amaltha..chaded s7i7..bel7ram bel7ram matatla3 ken enti madamek chaded s7i7

Thani : te7lef bel7ram te7lef bel7ram..mela chkoun ghirna eni wayek fil eddar..ken mouch eni enti..chkoun 9olli eljnoun?!!

Loulani : mouch eljnoun..ema eznouss elli kifek ya3mlouha wou maye7chmouch

Thani : ekhi chbik 9olli chbik men bekri wou enti tsama3 fia fil klem..ekhi naoui 3ala 3arka walla chnoua..taou enlabezk beha fi wejhek..9allou mouch eni..ommi mela

Loulani : wou jeh Sidi Téta lahou eni..bechtsade9 ezza7

Thani : inchalah yeti7 fik..hay hez hez..9alou bech ensade9..mahouch eni wou mahouch enti..ema manach bech en5aliouha lenna zeda..haya fisa3 ennhar ra7

Loulani : 3ad hezha enti kif mazroub

Thani : bel7ram mathezha ken enti..eni akber mennek

Loulani : chou akber menni..elli yasma3 ye9oul zayed 3alia 50 sné..ti tabdachi 3andek 1000 sné..mat5afech 9Aderek mouch elhek edarja bech entabess eni wou enhezha

Thani : et9aba7 et9aba7..wallahi enched elbazlek beha wejhek ataou ta3ref

Loulani : hezzha barek wou ken najamet labazni beha..din waldeha makbarha

Thani : bech bech enhezha hal sakhta hedhi..lé trab7ou elli 3amlha lé trab7ou

Loulani : ejiblek chi9a?

Thani : ech men chi9a bellahi..lazemha jeld karkadan bech tetlam ebkollha

Loulani : fisa3 fisa3..ataou net3aounou m3a b3adhna..9bal mata3mel elri7a

Thani : waldeha mafihech ri7a eltaou..efffffffffffff elwahed bech yemas5 yedih wou trasilou ye3aoued yeghssel..la3net ellah 3al bliss

Loulani : estanna estanna..ataou enlamdouha bil mal7fa..hia déjà mrabb3a wou 3aridha..mafamma ken mal7fa tlemha elkoll

Thani : ema mal7fa bellahi..bech tehlek eddenia elkoll hekka

Loulani : ya weldi mal7afti mat5afech..ataou enraoue7 lil eddar endabber wa7da o5ra..ema khir elwahed yebalbez rou7ou wel eddenia tetjalouet..3andek wa9et bech tnadhef edenia taou

Thani : behi barra fisa3 barra

Loulani : chou 3ala khater mouch mal7aftou 3adi..yetwallek rabbi

Thani : ti jab rabbi enti etkallemt wa7dek..kif bayek zemzem ye9oul wou yendem

Loulani : haya behi..wou taou..fin bech entaychouha?..mat9olich nahbtou beha edrouj?

Thani : lé lé mouch 7all..wou zid 3ala 3inin eljiren..asma3 entaychouha mil barkoun..ensa9touha fil poubela mte3 elbaladia toul..ech 9aoulek?

Loulani : haya..barra hezz men ghadi..ya rabbi

Thani : sayess sayess..ija hekka..bil chouaya..ema mouch bi chouaya..tatla3chi tsa9ter mellouta

Loulani : ti hay yabssa kess7a kif rassek..wou déjà mahiach mjalouta chay..lefha kil Libanais

Thani : a333333..3aoueftni ya khra..haya haya ..barra barek..hay hay hay..syess 3al…ohhhhhh..ekhi ma7alitech elporte fenetre..mela msatek kifech 3amalna taou

Loulani : mnin na3ref mazel 3andi mokh chaghchbteni..mathabathech..estanna enjareb ebsa9i

Thani : mela bahlaouen..bech ye7laha ebsa9ou..9ered ma7ssoub..asma3..inraj3ouha li blassetha wou en3aoudou en7elou elporte fenetre.

Loulani : behi haya..rod belik..bi chouaya matejrich

Thani : 3ayit math9elha elhamm..mela zenzra

Loulani : barra 7el taou

Thani : haya hezz fisa3 feddit

Loulani : matejrich sayess..haya à la uno à la dué

Thani : tal3ab !tal3ab !..tayech fisa3

(wou jdevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv..sakhta habtet fil ka3a..ti7etha et9oul sa5ta habtet mil smé..tetsma3 et9oul 9onbla)

Loulani : eh opppppppppppa..ay jet elbarra mil poubela..pfffff cha3malna taou

Thani : taou tdhom fommek wou kheff rou7ek..ataou jme3et elbaladia yehezouha..elmouhem kharejt mil eddar

Loulani : mouch 3ib ?

Thani : toll chouf..makech tra fil zebla fi koll blassa ken fil poubela..rabbi ya3rfou 9otran 3ala 7alou walla fil 9a3a..haya haya..taoua ta7 3andek edhamir..winou dhamirek kif 3amaltha men bekri

Loulani : ti chbik ya skhata chbik..t3aoued feha ma3neha..matatla3 ken enti ayah..mafjou3 etayech feha et9oul 3amllin jrima

Thani : haya haya zeyed la7dith ennhar ra7 fi jorrtek

Loulani : ……chou kifeh chou..et3aoued feha ma3netha

wa tamdhi alayam./.

7kayet Noureddine fil lila elkalba

14 Mai

Fil laylatin men layali elsayfi el7arr..fi laylatin kollha ghatt wou skhanna matenta9ech..laylatin wou loukan tna7i dabchek elkoll wou matebredech..laylatin lé teddour feha nessma wou lé houa..laylatin lazmek menek lil b7ar..laylatin men layali elsayef elkalba..wou fi dar men dyar wou fi bit men lebyout..

 

Noureddine : effff..Trah ija hekka..lé o9rob..lé effff..hekka hekka..ooooo..pffff

Souad: echbik etaféf men bekri kil 7nach

Noureddine : effff..skhonet skhonet..ennar bech tech3el fia..elwahed walla ghare9 fil 3rou9at..Maynajem ya3mel chay fil hal lila elkalba..

Souad: skhana rabbi ya3rfou..sif essné mayenta9ech

Noureddine : tawa wallit mo9tane3 enou lazemni enrakkeb climatiseur fil bit

Souad: 9addech men marra en9ollek..rakkbou rakkbou..et9olli louah mouch wa9Tou..hia betbi3etha kif en7ellou echbiek tethaoua

Noureddine : Ti na3ref..ema mouch 3ala 7aja..ema ellila ellila..7ala 7lila..elwahed mayanajem ya3mel chay..wou eni elila chahi na3mel koll chay..ya ltif..elwachwacha elyoum mouch normal..elwahed yebatech ye7ok wou ye’hech..wou lé zid si bouk mal9a yor9ed ken ta7et chobekna.

Souad: Meskin baba fedd mil skhana..win 3andou bech yebet..eldar skhouna kil koucha..en7ell elbab?

Noureddine : T7ell elbab..ekhi chbik..3ad nokhrjou elbarra khir..wou lé zid weldek elbarra..la battle forja fil talfza wou lé zid wedhnih ya ltif kil fanak..wou zid weledek kber rahhou..ya3ref walla..Chuuut..cho cho..tra fil khyel..fomma chkoun wa9ef 9odem elbab yetsannet..mayatla3 ken weldek hedha..el3amla elkalba elli met3allamha manich 3aref men 3and chkoun

Souad: Termi fil ma3na 3alia?

Noureddine : Houa elmojrab tehmzou mraf9ou..ema eni manich nermi fil ma3na..eni no9ssed fik..ti ballehi 9adeh men marra enchedek bil kamcha tetlousess 3alia wou eni fil talifoun

Souad: Aman..eni nasnassa..3aleh ritni wazgha 9odemek..mahou enti etjib fil chakk erou7ek..yesoni portablik..tetnater lil bit tetkallem..tadhrab bil se3a ta7ki wou tadh7ak..wou men ba3ed to5rej embaouez et9oul konet ta3mel fi 3amla.

Noureddine : Eni!?pff.mani 9otlek ya mra na7i hal weswass men rassek..rahou mabach ye5liha ken elchakk elli 3andek..elmouhem..ama weldek kathrelha wella yetsannet 3alina wou na7na fil farech msakrin 3ala roua7na..walahi ken majitech fi hal 7al..enched enwaklou tri7a encha3fou..ya Hazem..ya Hazem..eb3ed mil bab la njik taou..Chou kifeh tafani

Souad: Ya Hazouma 3ayech weldi eb3ed wou ched bitek

Noureddine : Hazouma ! Hazmouma !..tetrabej bih zeda!..ya Hazem bech en9oumlek rahou..Chay..chou kifeh chou..en9oumlou taou en9oumlou

Souad: Ti lé weldek blid ama yasma3 leklem..if tonzer 3alih yeb3ed

Noureddine : Mela Yatla3chi bouk zeda..lé 3ad 3ezetha wa9tha..hedheya ech na9ess..3ad yodkhol yetfarej wakahaou.

Souad: Lé Abadan..baba!!..ti lé asma3..ti baba haou 7essou elbarra yech5er

Noureddine : Mela chkoun..eb3ed men ghadi e7chem

Noureddine : Bel7ram ma9ayemlou taou..tri7tou ellila..a3tini pyjamati..khalini enchedou bil kamcha..a3tini elrobe de chamber trah..

Souad: Estanani ensa9et roubti estanna

Noureddine : Bechouaya chuut

 

Trakkk wou 7all Noureddine elbab bil 9wi et9oul fer9et mou9awamet lerhab..3ala assass bech yeched wahed bil kamcha..7alla mte3 masra7iyet wella film action..wou kenet elmoufaj2a

 

Souad: ti bechouaya baba re9ed..ataou t9aymou

Noureddine : Fomma 7ad..rahou hrab..fil salla hedheka..

 

wou mché Noureddine wou Souad yejriou lil salla..ye7ebbou yecheddou Hazem bil kamcha..Noureddine 7alef elyouma bech yewakklou tri7et nabbech le9bour..wou Souad bech ta3mel rou7ha t7ezz 3ala weldha.

 

Noureddine : Hazem fech ta3mel

Hazem: Netfarej fil film

Noureddine : Fech konet ta3mel 9odem elbit

Hazem: Ema bit

Noureddine : bitna!

Hazem: wechkounkom entouma?

Noureddine : tmousset zid tmousset..9olli fech konet ta3mel 9odem elbit

Souad: ti bechouaya baba re9ed..ataou t9aymouh

Hazem: Ema bit

Noureddine : Biti eni wou ommek

Hazem: Makontech 9odemha..men bekri wou eni 9a3ed lenna

Noureddine : Tekdheb

Souad: ti bechouaya baba re9ed..ataou t9aymouh

Noureddine : bellahi a5tani enti..Hazem fech konet ta3mel 9odem elbit

Hazem: wallahi men bekri 9a3ed netfarej fil film..mat7raktech men blassti

Noureddine : tekdheb..mela chkoun d5al men bekri..jeddek d5al leddar?

Hazem: wallah ya pa’ wallahi lé 9omet men blassti..wou 3azizi..men bekri re9ed maritouch d5al

Souad: ti bechouaya baba meskin re9ed..ataou t9aymouh..wou enti chaded s7i7 elli houa baba..taoua hedha 7add 3a9lek..todhlom fil rajel bessif….Hazem!!..chnoua hedha elli tetfarej fih..Hazem!!tetfarej fi 3abed tbouss fi b3adh’ha!!!!??..tetfarrej fil fsséde!!!mate7chemech?!!!

Noureddine : bellahi 9ini enti..taoua wa9tou hedha

Souad: ekhi maritouch fech yetfarej?!!..normal 3andek woulad fi 3omrou yetfarej fi 7ajet kif hakka?

Noureddine : ti bellahi wahed bess wahda..film américani rahou..ti ma7ssoub mousalsletik houma elli 9a3din yessab7ou wou yebtahlou fehom..haya en9ollek 7aja..Hazem..sakker etlafza wou barra chedd bitek..barra or9ed

Hazem: paaaa’..3aleh..wallahi lé 3amalet chay 3alech bech tra9adni men taou..ma3malet chay

Noureddine : 9olltlek 9oum or9ed..taou..ma3adech bekri

Hazem: ezza7..dima hekka..sif wella chté..7ata fil 3otla..manetfarhadech..nor9ed bekri wou eni msala3.

Noureddine : etza7za7 3alia!!..wallahi lé te7chem..9otlek 9oum taou chedd bitek..wou sakker el climatiseur..manich nekhdem fi darr edhaou rani

Hazem: behi behi sama7ni za7za7et mouch bel3ani..wallahi skhouna ya pa’..behi khalini enkammel elfilm wou nemchi nor9od

Noureddine : 9otlek 9oum taouuu

Hazem: dima hakka entouma dima hakka

Noureddine: chnoua elli dima hakka?

Hazem: t7arrmou 3alia koll chay

Noureddine: zid et9ba7 zid

 

9am Hazem wou mché elbitou mdankass rassou ba3ed masakker bi marara eltalfza wel climatiseur..bouh khlatt 3alih..thanna 3alih dkhal..wou houa jé bech yessaker elbab Hazem 9al elbouh wou ommou

 

Hazem: ekhi chbikom labssin dbachkom bil ma9ouloub?

Noureddine (yoghzer elrou7ou): wallahi lé te7chem..bech ensakker 3alik elbab bil mefte7

Hazem: 3alahh!!!??

Noureddine : bech ma3adech t3aoued sana3tek

Hazem: wallahi lé 3amalet chay

 

Wou Noureddine sakker elbab ebdourtin wou hazz elmefte7 m3ah mtaffi ta9ri9 weldou elwa7id..wou mché bech yessakker zouz biban mte3 eddar bil mefte7 zeda

 

Souad: bech tsakker 3ala baba?!!!..wou loukan ye7eb yodkhel lilt wallet..wella yegress fil lil..wou kifech bech yetwadha men ba3ed?

Noureddine : bech na9ta3 elchakk..ahayki fomma eljarda ken ta7ssar..wou fil lilla elkalba hedhi..mafommach sradd..ahaouka metghotti..wel fajer mazzzel..haya arja3 or9ed

Souad: 7ram 3alik..ken jé bouk wella wahed men 3ayeltek rak ma3maltech hakka.

Noureddine: fil lila elkalba hedhi..mouch kif yabda baba..kif tabda ommi yar7amha..emsakker elbab emsakker elbab..haya narj3ou nor9dou.

 

Haya raj3ou lil bit sakkrou eldhaou wel bab..wou takaou 3al farech yoghzrou lil b3adh’hom..eddenia calme..lilla skout wou nbout..matsma3 feha ken ch5ir bou Souad wou tzanzin elwachwacha.

 

Souad: Noureddine!

Noureddine : oui Souad

Souad: ekhi ssakkaret elbiban mli7?

Noureddine : eyeh 3aleh..3ala bouk enti?..behi ataou en7ellou men ba3ed 9bal manor9dou..7ata Hazem ataou en7ellou..yeta7ssarchi ya3malha fi farchou.

Souad: lé lé mouch 3ala hedha..ema 3ala khater..fomma khyel wou9ef 9oddem elbit

Noureddine : yen3abou hal lila elkalba..za3ma taoua chkoun./.

7kayet elcassecroutet

14 Mai

Fil koll nhar jom3a kifma famma 3abed temchi lil jame3 ta3ti 7a9 rabbi famma 3abed traoua7 li diarha walla to5rej ta9dhi masala7ha wou fomma chkoun yo93edou fi burouat’hom yetbarredou yeconnectiou e7allegou wou yofterou wi ye9aylou..mela ech bech ya3mlou fil wa9et hedheka elkoll .. mil jmay3a hedhom fomma si Noureddine , si Mahfoudh, Neji wou Fehmi..dima yerkchou fi bureau si Tarhoun ezorssa mte3 elcharika..ahaouka yeherrou ya7kiou..ye9at3ou wi yeraychou..yejibou mil jabia wi yessobou fil khabia..yejebdouha chlila wou mlila..may5aliou 7ata maoudhou3 wou 7ata wahed..mouaten 3adi wella mach’hour..fi a9al men soui3a yejbdouha brour wou b7our..hedheka bih hedheka 3alih..hedheka 3amal hedheka f3al..hedheka dar..hedheka 3alih sarr..haou fomma..haou el9aou..wou tbarkallah..si Tarhoun men eddaourou yeddour..wa tamdhi alayam..wou kif el3ada elmach’had wel 9a3da tet3aoued koll jom3a bech man9oulouch koll youm

Si Tarhoun 9a3ed woura birouh tra fech yebarbech fil l’ordinateur mte3ou..si Noureddine 9a3ed 7atet se9 3ala se9 9oddemou, si Neji 3al korssi le5er wou si Mahfoudh fi chobbek yetkayef..wou Fehmi chaded elbab..ya7kiou wou ya7kiou wou ya7kiou

 

Noureddine: ekhi ya Mahfoudh..tetkayef 3al khoua..koul 7aja ya rajjel mouch behilek

Si Tarhoun: wallahi bel7a9..ekhi majo3touch ya jme3a?..majab 7ad fikom 7aja tetakel m3ah..bachkoutou wella aya 7aja?

Si Mahfoudh: eni berjoulia jo3et.

Neji: 7atta eni zeda..mott bil charr

Si Tarhoun: ya Fehmi odkhol o93od chbik 9a3ed wa9ef fil bab

Noureddine: ayh cha3malna taou fil makla..mott bil charr

Si Tarhoun: ech 3anna na3mlou..7ata elbuvette msakkra taou..ya Fehmi odkhol masa77 rassek

Fehmi: nemchi jarya enjibelkom sandwitchet?

Mahfoudh: wallahi fekra

Si Tarhoun: temchi wou etji fisa3?

Fehmi: ayh ayh..koll wahed yatla3 ebkhamssa lef

Noureddine: léh..ekhi bech tjibelna mechoui

Si Tarhoun: bellahi yezzi mil t9armit..ekhi bech takel blech..mazelt ta9dhi hia elkhamsa lef

Neji: estanna mnin bech ta5dhelna elcassecroutet..ken men 3and elkhamouja elli m9abelna..elwahed yo93ed sayem khir

Mahfoudh: fomma wahed esmou Trap…Trap dra chnoua..matemchilouch..meghlaoui wou slaytou beyta..melli badel eldécor mte3 el7anout walla zed fil aswem.

Noureddine: anahou hedha

Fehmi: ya7kilek 3alli ba7dha elpublinet..kima 9allek mouch behi..fomma wahed ekher ba7dha eli chrit men 3andou elcache mte3 portablik..fin elma7atta

Neji: mouch b3id 3alik?

Fehmi: ti jarya..machia wou jaya

Si Tarhoun: elmouhem mouch barouita

Fehmi: lé lé..ti fast foood tayara..haya atl3ou behom

Noureddine: la7dha yedhorli ma3andich khamssa léf..estanna netfa9ed rou7i

Si Tarhoun: barra 3ad..asma3 ma3andekech matakelech..mouch kif koll marra

Noureddine: lé wallah lé..ema 3andi saref elyoum..yedhorli mayousslouch lil khamssa léf

 

Haya koll wahed mad khamssa..bieyssa wella war9a..wou Noureddine 93ad yejbed fil saref miyet wou 3echrinet..

 

Noureddine: hedhoma yejiou tletha léf barek..estanna estanna..chnia hedhi?..ya77 mouch normal

Neji: chbik

Noureddine: ya7 chouf chnoua el9it me7chi fil jib essghir..khamssa léf..mouch normal..hedhi tal9ani nassiha men 3am newel..ta3ref elwahed yefre7 kif yal9a flouss..elhamdoulah ya rabbi

Si Tarhoun: mela a3tih thmanya léf 3al faza..khalih yejib m3ah ka3bet ghalla wou gazouza

Nourddine: werkoubi?

Si Tarhoun: ataou enwasslek fidi

Noureddine: 9alha rajel..hek ya Fehmi chedd

Mahfoudh: jibli sandiwch chawrma..khobez twil..mouch 7arr..wou mafichi bssal..wel frit 3ala barra

Noureddine: jibli sandiwh escalope..5obez mdawar..moutwasset..fih bzeyed bssal..wou mafichi tmatem..wou bzeyed batata..wou menghir mayonnaise..elfrit 3ala barra

Neji: jibli sándwich chawarma..7arr..mafichi slayet..wou mafichi mayonnaise..wel frit eldakhel..en7ebou malfouf.

Si Tarhoun:..ti haou khobez cheye7

Neji: ti barra barek

Si Tarhoun: 9addakomchi tetchartou bech yechedhom fi mo5ou ma7ssoub..asma3 eni jibli sándwich poulet..barcha slayet..mouch 7arr wou na9ess mil bssal wou bzeyed tmatem..elfrit 3ala barra..asma3 elbatata en7ebha safra 3a9i9..mouch ka7la wou tetla3la3..dh’ahra mo9lia 6 wella 7 marrat..elsandiwch jibou ma9loub..wou m3ah gazouza itra wou noss..wou m3aha goblyet..mano93douch nlaoujou 3al kissen men ba3ed..wel ba9i echri bih ka3bet ghalla behi

Mahfoud: ekhi mnin bech  taou ghalla..elmarchi sakker

Si Tarhoun: mahou yet3adda 3al jame3 fi thnitou..elyoum jom3a elkhadhara elkoll yosbou 9oddem eljame3 elyoum ghadi..limam yed3i wou jme3a trod 3alih elkilo balef..wou asma3..temchichi tadhrab 3am etjib fehom..ranna nestannaou fik

Fehmi: tout de suite..haya il li9a2

Noureddine: si Mahfoudh..tadh7ak 3alia men bekri 3ala khamssa léf..manich mkaffanha wella man7ebech enkhaless..wallahi mafibali beha

Neji: ti a3az 7aja tal9a flous mata3rafech mnin..surtout kif tabda maznou9 wou 7achtek behom

Mahfoudh: lé ema dhakkartni ebfaza saretli 9bal..koll manetdhakarha enchikh 3ala rou7i dho7k

Si Tarhoun: kifech trah

Mahfoudh: ya sidi marra fil lycée 3anna devoir physique..wou eni liletha saher fi 3eress 3anna fil bled..tlammina elchabab elkoll ghadi..chti7 wou rdi7..wou tbazniss..wou mekla..haya raoua7et 9rib nosff ellil lil eddar..netdhakker rou7i 3andi devoir men ghodwa..wou eni ka3ba lé..kelma elrabbi lé netdhakakrha..haya 9olet na3mel kif andadi..na3mel fouska sghira nekteb feha elformulet elkoll..wou nejbedha fil devoir..kifma ya3mlou la3bed elkoll

Si Tarhoun: eyeh

Mahfoudh: eyeh 3ad hedheka elli sarr..lila kemla wou eni non9ob fi 3inaya..nekteb wou en3aoued bi stylo pointe fine..haya rigeltha wou 7atitha fil jib esseroual esghir wou mchit r9adet

Si Tarhoun: mli7

Mahfoudh: men ghodwa..bima enni sharet..sba7et re9ed..ken ma9aymetnich la3zouza rani t3adit fil twil..haya 9ommet lbesset dabchi ebzarba..wou 3atitha jarya..khaltet 3al bab 9rib bech yetssaker..93adet fi taoula..khdhit elwar9a mte3 eldevoir..wou betbi3a kifma konet netsawer..devoir mahfhemet mennou chay..haya 93adet nestanna fi forssa..wejhi 7mar wou 3are9et..normal madamni awel marra..tla3li elstress 9rib lé kerchi jret..wallit noghzer 3ala jnabati..nal9a eljme3a madette elfousket..wou kayennou yemedd fi ka3ba mouchoir..3aaaadi..haya eni bdit nsalhab fi yeddi bechouaya bechouaya..endakhel feha fi jibi esghir..wou ensell feha bessyeeeessa..wou eni 9albi yedo9 yedo9..momken fil 120..wou wejhi machi wou ya7mar..machi wou ya7mar..woudhnaya 7assess behom bech yetarch9ou..eni 7atitha sayé fi yeddi..wel prof yeti7 3alia kif la3geb..melli yefaskiou elkoll..ken eni elli chla9 bia

Noureddine: 7ata enti dh’aher ta3mel fi 3amla..eyeh cha3mallek

Mahfoudh: haou jek la7dith..9alli Mahfoudh..7ell yeddek wou medd elwar9a elli madit’ha..eni wa9tha wejhi tet9ta3 mennou eldamm..9rib la do5et..wou walllit enssebb fi rou7i wou fil la3rouss wel 3aroussa..wel 3erss men habb wou dabb..zad enzarr 3alia..9alli Mahfoudh warrini elwar9a elli fi yeddek..eni toul bil faj3a madit yeddi wou 7alitha..wel ostadh tefja3 kif raha

Si Tarhoun: chnoua tla3lou 7nach?

Mahfoudh: lé..nal9a 5amssa léf fi yeddi

Neji: abay..mela elfouska win..ekhi mouch fi jibek?

Noureddine: ech 3amalet wou cha3malek houa?

Mahfoudh: mal9it man9oul..9otlou..monsieur 3andek saref

Si Tarhou: wou houa ech 9allek?

Mahfoudh: ma9allli chay..ghzarli..g7erli wou mché..wou chadd 3alia el3assa..7ass rou7ou hantaltou 9oddem etlamtdha

Neji: eyeh wel fouska win?.ekhi ghlotet fil jib?..maditha men ba3ed?

Mahfoudh: ekhi eni mazel wa9tha fia mo55..raja3et elwar9a fergha..wou khrajet..93adet wa9ef 9oddem leclasse enlaouej 3al fouska elma7noua win..nachla9 ebrou7i elli eni kif khrajet nejri emahmech essbe7..tla3et labess seroual ekher..wel fouska 9a3det fil seroual le5er..wou men wa9tha 7lefet elli hedhi fouska ma3adech

Si Tarhoun: mela 7ala fik..tla3et fechel mil soghra

Mahfoudh: ti sogher ya si Tarhoun..tich

Si Tarhoun: hedha mayousamma elghachech lé tbareklou

Neji: ti kollna konna sghar wou 3amalna akther men hakka

Si Tarhoun: 3aleh enti kberet?

Neji: eyeh mela makbertech!

Si Tarhoun: wou kifeh 3arafet rou7ek kbert

Neji: Eni 3arafet rou7i kberet kif wallit ki netgare3 ommi ma3adech et9olli sa7a..wallat et9olli cochon

Noureddine: si Tarhoun..7otelna radioun..khalina nasm3ou chouaya khebar..wou choufelna chnoua fomma jdid

Si Tarhoun: allahi yebarek..enti jdid men ama na7iya t7eb

Noureddine: akhbar elcharika

Si Tarhoun: 3ad akhbar elcharika elkoll 3andek..eni bech na3tik ejdid!

Mahfoudh: ekhi 9oulouli.sma3tou….….

 

Fil radioun wa9tha..elchikh el3efrit yezonn “layam kif elri7 fil berrima…”

 

Si Tarhoun: estanna estanna..hedhi ghonaya tayra..asma3 elkalimat barek..mou3abbrin..mobd3in nass 9bal

Neji: si Tarhoun bellahi 3ala majboud elghonaya..eni koll manasma3ha en7ir fia amri..ekhi bellahi elchikh el3efrit wa9tech maouloud?

Si Tarhou: mnin na3ref 3alih eni..3aleh

Neji: lé 3ala khater koll manasm3 eghonaya hedhi..no93ed behet enkhamem..houa wa9tech maouloud?

Si Tarhoun: mnin na3ref 3ala bouh

Neji: netsawer tari5 b3id barcha

Si Tarhoun: eyeh netsawer 3aleh

Neji: lé ema yeghanni 3al berrima..ekhi wa9tha mnin ya3rafha..ekhi fomma hia

Si Tarhoun: kifeh mnin ya3rafha..wallahi lé fhemtek..fech to9ssed

Neji: no9ssed..fi wa9tou mafammech hedhi berrima

Si Tarhoun: mela kifech yetal3ou fil mé 9bal

Neji: ech da5el elmé fil berrima

Si Tarhoun: chnoua ech da5elha..ta3ref ell berrima chnia wella lé?

Neji: eyeh na3ref

Si Tarhoun: chnia?

Neji: elboulouna

Si Tarhoun: bellahi..el berrima hia el boulouna!

Neji: eyeh

Si Tarhoun: lé sidi..elberrima hia elmarou7a elli ye7otouha bech kif yedour erri7 e5arrej elmé

Neji: lé hia elboulouna..esmha berrima

Si Tarhoun: yana3n din waldaya..bellahi 9olli ya jahalout mte3 wedhni..ken houa ya7ki 3al berrima..fassarli kifeh layam kif elri7 fil berrima

Neji: mahou elboulouna feha filtage..lahoua yedour feha..wel boulouna maya3rafouhech wa9tha

Si Tarhoun: wi walli courant d’air..en3anbou elli 9arrak..ya sidi el berrima fil ghonaya ya7ki 3ala marou7a..wou 7ata louken..ekhi 9olli elchikh le3efrit fi 3ahdou fomma tayarat..netsawrou 5lat 3al 7arb wella lé

Neji: eyeh

Si Tarhoun: wou eltayarat wel karheb wel dabbabet wa9tha..machdoudin bil tall..mahou bil boulounet..s7i7 wella léa

Neji: eyeh s7i7..ema wa9tha etwalli elghonaya m3adech 3andha 7ata ma3na..chnoua ri7 etdour fi marou7a..mela win bech etdour..ma3andha 7ata sens

Si Tarhoun: yan3an din waldaya..chbik t3aned kil dharta..ma3netha courant d’air fi boulon hia elli 3andha sens..bellahi e9eleb 3alina hal s7an..far3asstni..ech konet bech t9oul ya Mahfoudh

Mahfoudh: haou 3andi khbayer mazel secreto..9allek ya sidi ben sidek elmoudir mte3na bech yetayrouh?

Si Tarhoun: éouuu..7kayetek a9dem men Bata.

Nourreddine: eni wallahi sma3et ma3andich barcha..ema mafomma chay sûr.

Si Tarhoun: lé..bientot bech yebagej

Mahfoudh: 3aleh..sarra Ness mle7..marina chay mennou khayeb

Si Tarhooun: 3ala khatrou ma3mal chay..lé behi lé khayeb..yesser passif yesser passif..msayeb elmé 3al batti5..kathrelha bil nessemle7ité mte3ou

Noureddine: sara melloul chakrouh 3al lekher..mota9i ye5aff rabbi..compétence..ch’hayed..sarra 9alou khir melli 9ablou ebbarcha.

Si Tarhoun: taou jadd 3alikom to7na ebwahed behi..ti hrabna mil ghoul to7na 3and sallel la3goul.ya sidi hedha lé ch’hada lé 3abeda..maydour bih ken mgate3 ladhneb..houa yabda yemchi wou houma wourah kif i3ssaouiyet elballout..3amlou el3arr.. cha3eb ellah elmt5allef

Neji: yezzi si Tarhoun yasm3ekchi 7ad.

Si Tarhoun: éouuuu..eni hal beni Houkech may5aoufounich rahou..sa7bi Jeld la3zeyez maykafih sabegha..eni mankhaff men 7add rahou..rani a9dem wahed fil charika hedhi..welli 3andou ri7 yedhari 3achra..ekhi le5er mazel majach..ekhi mnin mché yejib fehom hal cassecroutet mil merri5?!..choufouh la3alla wousel..wella makhrajech..mak ta3rfou..yadhrab dharba wi yeji m7aleg m3a lebnaouit

Mahfoudh: bel7a9 bta barcha

Noureddine: ataou enkallem Makhlouf elsogegat enchoufou dkhal wella mazzel

 

Noureddine haz l’appareil mte3 eltalifoun wou tlab Mkhalouf

 

Noureddine: Allo..sbeh elkhir 3al sbeh

Makhlouf: allo..mahouch sbeh..ema sbeh elkhir

Noureddine: akhyeb wahed fil 3alem m3aya?

Mkhalouf: allo chkoun m3aya?

Noureddine: a7ssen wahed fil 3alem m3ak

Makhlouf: chkoun m3aya..estana..Noureddine!..dima bi bledtek

Noureddine: chna7welik labes?

Makhlouf: hamdoulah labes..chnoua ekhi makhrajtech tofter?

Noureddine: lé dh’aher t3ess..lék ferez chkoun dkhal wela chkoun khraj

Makhlouf: ti wallahi elwahed la93ad fih 3a9al..wou zid hal bureau jay gharbi..dharba fia echamess..walla yefaouer..3eddek bia tatla3li eltension..el7attou fi hal jiha lé trab7ou..blasstou mte3 chmeyet

Noureddine: chbik mfar3ess labes 3alik..chbi khouya met9alle9

Makhlouf: chnoua si Noureddine..3ala chnoua t7eb tsa9ssi..melek wou mal 7ali

Noureddine: nesel 3alik..3ib taou elwahed yesel 3alik..sma3et elli 3andek mochkla..9olet nestaltef elsa7bi

Makhlouf: chnoua sma3et

Noureddine: weled okhtek labes walla..mazel moua9ef

Makhlouf: eyeh elhamdoulah..rabbi ye9adder elkhir..meskin wallahi lé 3amlet yeddou wou lé se9ou..ommou fi 7ala elmaghbouna

Noureddine: ekhi hia chnia sebbtou

Makhlouf: enti chnoua sma3et?

Noureddine: haou 9alou mou7awelet 9atel eltofla

Noureddine: ya khouya la3bed kifech tkabber la7kaya..mouch s7i7..haou na7kilek la7kaya elkoll wou sebetha..ya sidi weled okhti hedha..mouch 3aref ken ritou 9bal m3aya..msalli 3al nebi 9array..neje7..motrobbi..met5ale9..yessalli.ya9ra fil jam3a..3andou mochkla wahda bessa7a..embatbet chouaya

Noureddine: taou hedheka embatbet chouaya..elrajel 3al le9lila youzen 140 kilo

Noureddine: ti eyeh..el7assel..ya sidi weled okhti hedha..mil sana loula fil jam3a 9rat m3ah tofla..te3jbou barcha..bechouaya bechouaya ele3jab hedha wella 7ob..wou 7obbou bdé yekber bechouaya bechouaya..lin etofla wallat hia 7yetou..ye7lem beha ya3cha9ha lil noukha3..haya 9arrer enou yetaouej 7obbou leha..wou yertabet beha..3ala sonnet ellah warassoulou..hia el7a9 3ala 7asseb maya7ki mafamma 7ata chay men na7iyet etofla yedoll 3ala ennha rafdhetou wella mati9ouch..ella ennou sma3 marra ennha mat7ebech fih elsemna met3ou..donc 3amal glayeb..wou 9al nadh3af wenwalli style 3ala jelha..ya sidi 3amal régimet chnoua régimet..sallan 9aleb mouch la3eb..wel sport wel sport..wel footinget wel 7did sbe7 wou 3achia..elrajel hammel 9raytou 3ala jel elmizen..ya sidi wousel ba3 elvespa mte3ou wou dabber taftoufa flous..3ala jel ennou ken madh3afech ya3mel 3amalia..haya ya sidi ba3ed ch’houra mil 3adheb..elrajel dh3af..loulad 7att fi galbou wou taya7 70 kilo

Noureddine: 70 kilo!!!! ya s7aybi..haou na7a 3abed kemel.

Makhlouf: eyeh 3ad..lamm chouaya chaje3a..wou tayer chouaya 7echma wou machl’ha lil fac bech yekallamha sérieusement 3al ertibat

Noureddine: mat9ollich el9aha t5atbet

Makhlouf: lé lé..ema kif 3abbrelha 3ala mache3rou..9atlou “non..enti mate3jebnich”

Noureddine: 3alik ebta9wallah..3aleh??!!

Makhlouf: mnin na3ref 3ala 3azeha..7assilou houa dkhal ba3dhou..wel ednia la3bet bih..wou bdé ye3ayet “eni dh3ofet 3ala jelek..3aleh..3aleh..rani taya7et fil mizen 3abed kifi..70 kilo ya bou rab..70 kilo..3aleh ..3aleh..ech bech na3mel taou..ech bech na3mel taou..” 3ad wa9tha tal3etlou elkalba bent elkalb..wi yechedha men ch3arha..ya3teha bi m9ass elta5ha fil 9a3a..hay elakmouta mte3 ch3ar nasalhalha 9a3det fi yeddou kif ta7et..wou bdé ennbi moulak enbi moulak..hedhi tanfa3 hedhi etdhor..ta7 bounyet..wou tsarfig..wou zid kammel d5al 3aleha eb bortekin fi wejha..haou elrégime haou elsport haou elfooting..ya sidi 3ala 7asseb maye7kiou mafakouha mennou wou 7azzou 3aleha..ken ma wejha radhoulha kil 3ejja..9allek 5chamha tellement tkasser wella m3aouej et9oul tri9 fil lajbal..fih 4 wella 3 mon3arajet..fommha wella kil piano..sinna bidha..wou blassa ka7la..9allek eb9ouat edhareb etofla 7welet definitf..3in ta9li wou 3in tsob..hedhi la7kaya wou mafiha..Radouh mou7awelet 9atel..yetwallahom rabbi la3bed ech t7eb tzid..7lilhom men rabbi..7lilhom men rabbi

Noureddine: lé ma3mal chay madhloum.

Si Tarhoun: yezzitech mil jogh mogh..wou eselou jachi Fehmi

Noureddine: ya Makhlouf bellahi Fehmi T3adechi 9oddemek?

Makhlouf: khraj men bekri..ema mazel marja3ech..3aleh?

Noureddine: etelha fi 7ouayjek…(wou 3alle9)..9alelkom mazel marja3ech

Neji: kallmouh 3al portable..la3alla saretlou ba3edh el7aja lé ye9adder

Si Tarhoun: hani enkallem fih..rabbi ye9adder elkhir..fekret echkoun elsandiwtchet..allo..ti winek ya Fehmi..Se3a bech tjib 4 cassecroutet?…kifeh….fi louage?..ekhi fech ta3mel fil louage..ekhi elha darja b3id el7anout mouch 9olet 9rib..kifeh?…fi thniyet lebled?..ech ta3mel fil thniyet lebled?..kifeh..raoua7et!..ma3adekech 7a99 rkoub rkebet bi flouss elcassecroutet!..ma3netha mayezzich t5alli arb3a rjel yesstanaou fi syedtek zid 9lebtna fil ftour elyoum..sa77a lik..sa77a lik..lé lé..matdh7akech barcha..3andek questionnaire..mela mraoua7 9bal elwa9et sans autorisation..eyeh eyeh..wou Lundi je ne veux plus de votre fatchata..haya triq esslama..terzitou fil ftour ya jme3a..haya hana 3edek bina mraou7in..7a99a Noureddin ensit bech en9ollek..elyoum elkarahba 3and elmécanicien./.

 

7kayet Ilyess wel talifounet

12 Mai

kifma ay wahed fil eddenia hedhi..kifma ay wahed fil 3alem hedha..kima ya nafess 3achet wou bech t3ich fil kaouen hedha..kifma yessir wou sarr wou bech yessir 3ala ay makhlou9..kifma yanajjem yechouf wi ye3ich ay insan kbir wella sghir..mra wella rajel..zawalli wel ghéni..metha9ef wella jahel..3efech wella mezyen..yekhdem wella battal..gaouri wella arbi..Ilyess ya9la9..tdharbou elguinya..yemell..yefedd..yemeknou elglag wel kssed..tadharbou elfachla..wi wallali meti9err..wou rou7ou tatla3..wi yedour bih edjaj lak7al wi yefed men rou7ou wou tedhye9 3alih eddeni..ila5 ila5 ila5..

wou kifma ay wahed melli jbednahom elfou9..lazmou yatayar la9la9..wou bech yetayer la9la9..hekka koll wahed wou hiwaytou..fomma chkoun yetfarej fil talfza..Ilyess fil khedma ma3andouch talfza..3ala khater Ilyess akther wa9et yefedd fih kima ay wahed houa fi wa9et elkhedma..donc fomma chkoun ekher maghroum bil moutal3a..ema Ilyess mahouch men houat 7ell kteb wou a9ra..ti ken 9ra les documents techniques mte3ou khir..mela el internet..chay..bil proxy ma3andek win tob7er..7adek wikipidea..mela elportable..jeu wella connexion wella yekllem el3ayla wela las7ab wel a7beb wel far5a..ema men 3abed rabbi elkoll mafamma ken Ilyess mazel mkabbech..mabadalech portablih elkhorda..mayanajamech yal3ab 3ala khater porrtablih mafichi jeux..wou madamou khorda donc ma 3andou mil connexion ken infra rouge..las7ab ma3andouch..3ayech berry..en plus may7ebou 7ad..elfar5a 404 not found..el3ayla kif yekallamhom..yabdaou yewassiou fih..echri elkhobez echri la3dham echi elkhodhra..echri ka3bet ghalla ila5 ila5 ila5..donc che93adlou elmaghboun bech ya3mel..yaaa yor9ed wou yechdou 3arfou bil kamcha..wou trasssilou fi tsa5ssi5a wella questionnaire..wa ella yetsalheb yemchi kif el3ada wel 3aoueyed..yehz elappareil combinée m3ah..wou yeched elsalle de serveur mte3hom..wou yo93ed yetnasset 3al 3abed..wou hedheka elhoua el7al dima.

 

Watamdhi alayam..Ilyess tsalhab wou brancha elcombiné fil port loul..wou 7all wedhnih.

 

Elmoukhateb loul: Allooo

Elmoukhateb ethani: marakkek..wa9et allo taou..Haya 7ell elbab fisa3

Elmoukhateb loul: Ema bab

Elmoukhateb ethani: Ti 7ell elbab wou yezzi blé bleda ya me3ek

Elmoukhateb loul: Bleda Ema bab

Elmoukhateb ethani: 3aleh tosken fi 9sar eddahcha..ma3anna ken jard bab barek nod5lou mennou

Elmoukhateb loul: 3ala ama bab ta7ki

Elmoukhateb ethani: Bab elfraj..ti bab elgarage ya bhim..ti haya 3ad 7ell elbab fisa3..bech na5ra 3ala rou7i..fisa3

Elmoukhateb loul: Ema garage chkounek enti

Elmoukhateb ethani: Chkouni eni? Enti chkounek

Elmoukhateb loul: Enti taleb rak..mouch eni

Elmoukhateb ethani: estanna la7dha..ah sama7ni khouya..ghlot mouch lik besslama..ahh ya rabbi..ahhhh..ayyyyy..yedhroli..ay aya ay..ti léléléléléléééééééé..ohhh ya wallah a7wel

Ilyess: ya7 meskin yedhroli 3amalha fi serwalou..5allini echnouf elport hedha..

Elmoukhateb ethalith: ech 3andek jdid mela azizti..esta7echek barcha elyoum.

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: walahi jetni ma cousine..t3adetli bkarhabet ma tante..el toureg elli 7kitlek 3aleha..wou mchina 3amalna shopping mahou 9otlek bech enbaddel elgarde robe mte3 esif wou men ba3ed ftarna elbarra..wou tawa hani fi eddar..wenti?

Elmoukhateb ethalith: ben elyoum rien de special..j’avais un rendez vous d’affaire m3a des clients mil barra..93adna na7kiou..khedma wou business..men ba3ed je me suis excusé wou khalit le directeur technique m3ahom..mchit m3a chauffeur mte3 elkhedma..7attni bech enhezz el BMW mte3i kenet fil vidange..wou men ba3ed ftaret avec Fehmi ba7dha elbureau mte3ou..déja yessalem 3alik

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: yessalemek wi yessallmou..ech na7welou houa labes 3alih?

Elmoukhateb ethalith: oué cava labes .kima 7kitlek yera7ek fi woura9ou 3andou voyage..wou men ba3ed j’avais pas d’envie bech narja3 lil khedma..mchit lil sale de sport..9olet na3mel une sceance musculation..wou tawa hani rekech je cirotte un truc dans un hotel au bord de la piscine.

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: sa77a lik..sarra hek 3alech 3andek un fond fi soutek..sta7echtek chéri ta3ref..esta7echtek grave..en7eb enrak rahou..3anna modda na7kiou fil talifoun wel tchat..en7eb bel7a9 enrakk wa9tech enrak ya rabbi..rani mesta7chetek grave.

Elmoukhatb elthalith: moi aussi bébé..moi aussi..attends 3andi un double appel..uuh chef de projet elgaouri yekallem fia..Surement ye7eb yashar ellila..allez je te rapelle apres..ciao ciao

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: ciao chérie

Ilyess: ya s7aybi mella ri9..haou la3bed elli mataglagech jemmla..estanna haou mazel ya7ki essayed..5alli enchoufou fin bech yesahher elgaouri..

Elmoukhatb elthalih: ah Fehmi..winek..asma3 s7ouba ijani 5ouk m3aoua9..wa7el

Fehmi: echbik zeda..ech sarrlek.

Elmoukhatb elthalith : khouk taye7 fi 7offra

Fehmi: ti kollha m7affra ya sa7bi..hedhi denia..lazemha jointa t7ellek mo5ek wou tnassik fil edenia wou 7offra.

Elmoukhatb elthalih: ti na7ki m3ak bil rassmi..taya7 fi 7offra bel7a9..ghar9a wou dhalma..7ofra fi chare3

Fehmi: sarra mouch mazezi..hahahahha

Elmoukhatb elthalih: lé mouch mazezi..ija kharrajni 3ayech khouya.

Ilyess: abay ekhi mouch 9al fi hotel yechrob fi 7aja?!!!!

Fehmi: ekhi enti ech taye7ek feha?!!

Elmoukhatb elthalih: ti mahou mit3iddi wou chaddouni zouz brakaouni bi mouss 9alouli ayya hat ech 3andek ye5i madditelhom il 3310 illi 3andi..3ad tnarvzou..sarfgouni ebdaoudi..taychouli eltalifoun fi wejhi..wou 9alouli ayya barra fizz tir rawwa7 wou astiki badnek m3a elkayess..eyeh wou eni machi..met3ddi men 7ay ga3bej

chaddni far5 9alli ayya machi talifoune..mafhemetech talifouni el 3310 walla fih el3ezz taou..ya5i mal9it man3atih..wou kil far5 kabbech fia bdit en7arred wou elfare5 yekkared fia bil 7jar 7alli rassi..rassi yejri beddam..hani kabbastou bil trab la3alla yekeff..eyeh wou eni hareb ta7ot fi hal 7ofra elma7nouna..3ayech 5ouya ejeni kharrajni yar7am la3zouza.

Fehmi: eyeh haou behi..haou fomma reseau fil 7ofra 3al la9al

Elmoukhatb elthalih: bellahi chnoua elli behi..eni en9ollou kharajni wou houa ye9olli reseau..3ayech khouya ija..ma3adech 3andi charge

Fehmi: sa7bi..eni taou manajamech..elyoum no9ssdou rabbi..elch9af maystannanich..

Elmoukhatb elthalih: ta7ra9 wou t5allini ya se9et

Fehmi: afdha7ni afdha7ni..bihm mte3 wedhni..wenti chkoun 9allek emchi fi 7ay ga3bej

Elmoukhatb elthalih: eyeh wou taoua ech ena3mel..nemchich enmout.

Fehmi: kallem el7imaya madam 3andek charge..haya rabbi m3ak bye.

Ilyess: else9et chou kifech..yekdheb 3al tofla..3amel rou7ou labes 3alih..estanna hay etofla tetkallem zeda..khali enchoufha fech ta7ki..

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: asma3 ya Berria..ekhi eltricot la7dher elli maktoub 3alih I am Sexy 93ad 3andek fil sachet?

Berria: lé ma3andich

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: mela win mché..dhrabet 3alih eddenia elkol mal9itouch..bellahi zid thabet..yatla3chi 3andek.

Berria: wallahi lé 3andi..eni deja frethom ekoll el sachiet..wou 7atit eldbach elkoll yetnafa5 bech tetna7a mennou ri7et elroubavikia..mala9itouch 3andi..tatla3chi taya7tou fil louage?

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: za3ma!!!??

Berria: mela..ya fil louage ya khalitou elnasba..mak 7ata enti tefret wou t3aoued..tlaouej 3al short la7mar mte3 etricot hello kitty..wella natrouhoulek..hia fil nasba fomma wahda ritha 7atta 3alih men loul.

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: za3ma!!!..inchalah lé..za3ma ya Berria natl3ouchi ensineh 3and khamouja kif 3amalna elkaskroutet elkafteji..za3ma ensinah ghadi?

Berria: manetsawarech..elsachiet elkoll 7atinehom fou9 etawla..s3ib barcha..ya thazlek mil nasba..ya nsitou fil louage.

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: elotef ya Berria..mathaninich jemlaa..7ata taref..behi 3andek noumrouh elouagiste?..enchouf la3alla el9ah fil karahba

Berria: bellahi..chbini chef ma7atta wella mestanssa ensou7eb fil louagistia..ye3jbekchi zeda.

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: behi tetdhakarhechi elmatricule mte3 elouage?

Berria: bech no93ed enchedd fi mo5i ken blayek eloulaget..wou3aleh enti?

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: khallini nemchi enchouf la3alla nal9aha fil ma7atta wella enwassi wahed mil chouaffra ghadi

Berria: ellotef..bech to5rej taou fil hal lil tlaouej 3ala jared tricot..ti dafa3a allahou maka kena a3dhem.

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: dafa3a allahou a3dhem..dafa3a allahou a3dhem..mnin bellahi mnin..neterza fi tricot..ti bi 3 alef rahou..3ala ro5ssou ma7ssoub..7abit nelbssou fil boum mte3 Jouda..ezza7..haya besslema besllema..dima hekka enti..dima hekka..tseddhali fi wejhi..barra allah yeseddha fi wejhek..bejeh hal lilla..barra win et9abbel tethered..ya mosffra ya moubara…..

Ilyess: mela 7alla..mella 3abed..sabbetha 3ala khater tricot mil frip..5allini enchouf l’appel hedha…

Elmoukhatba elkhamessa: 7assilou 9addekechi dh’horet dounia..3omri matsawwartek hekka

Elmoukhatba elsedssa: 3aleh!!..mafhemtech chnia elmochkla?!..ekhi chbih cha3mal?

Elmoukhatba elkhamessa: ya3mel 3azeh wou khlah..wousel houa ya3amel 7aja men asslou..léh cha3matlek léh..ba3thetli wahed wejhou ki dhaboutou!..hedha bech waditni.

Elmoukhatba elsedssa: yezzi aman..chbih weled enness..ma7leh sara..surtout elmadh7ek mte3ou..ritech heka elfalja m3azzha..ya3tih douda mabannou.. et9oul Omar Sherif fi zmenou

Elmoukhatba elkhamessa: chouf hek elmadh7ak 3ad..lé taya7 3ala Omar Sherif jemla..houa s7i7 3andou falja ema fomou kif elarrache clou..ya3tih wahf makhybou..wou lé fin hek elzin wel chboubia wel wahra elli tmajadli fehom wet3aoued..hedheka mezyen hedheka mezyen..5achmou et9oul yedd mte3 tazdra.

Elmoukhatba elsedssa: yezzi sarra beaugosse

Elmoukhatba elkhamessa: mnin beaugosse mnin..ti et9oul woural mchachwar cha3rou..wou hedheka bdan wou physique..et9oul chtarr bettia!

Elmoukhatba elsedssa: quand meme mouch elhal darja..taref kerech wkahaou

Elmoukhatba elkhamessa: bellahi a5tani hedhika taref kerech..ti badnou et9oul 9ortass 7omess..kerechou chtarha ettilani terma..wou nabtelha zouz sa9in wou zouz yeddin wou rass men ghir ra9ba..wella wejhou..eni rit wou marit..wou awwel marra enra zouz 3inin metcharkin fi 7ajeb..wella chalouftou..tetdaladal et9oul franja..wejhou ebkollou..wejhou ebkollou ki raghif..lé mcha lé ja..wella dagnountou et9oul yedd mte3 cocotte..wet9olli 9adechi ma7leh..9adechi ma7leh..bellahi ech fih beyouhia..ech 3ajbek fih?

Elmoukhatba elsedssa: caractérou ya benti..caractérou houa elbehi..wou ya benti elzin maydoumech..kollou yemchi..wou fel le5er kollhom yewalliou khaybin..laouej 3al assel wel tbaye3

Elmoukhatba elkhamessa: ahhh et9oul enti nekhdhou khayeb wou men ba3ed ataou nestaness..wou eni ech na3mel el3omri ensabe7 3ala mandhrou lin nestaness..cha3matlek ya wou5ayti..ya7beni wou louken sghari yatl3ou yechabhoulou..ech bech na3mel..wallah nendebhom..ya7 netskhayel la7kaya netfoulej..el7assilou kif houa 3ajbek ahaouka mazel disponible..matratichi..wou menghir besslema.

Ilyess: chnia hedhi?!!..khalini enchouf hedha..

Elmoukhatb elsabe3: ta3ref sa7bi..ma7leh el7obb

Ilyess: ahh haou elmaouadhi3 wella laoua7

Elmoukhatb elsabe3: el7obb..e7sass 3omri majarabtou..madhabia enhar..en7eb..en3ich la7dha fiha e7ssass kif manhakka..ema mouch enti7 3ala glagmi m3a wahda wach9a lé 5ol9a wou la 5lou9..tdhelni..tbahdhel eb7ali..wou t3ayafni fi rou7i.

Elmoukhatb elthamen: ta3ref..9allek kimya2iyan..ele7ssass bil 7ob you3adel ennek takel zouz tabliyet choklata..mak ta3ref elli choklata c’est un aliment aphordisiaque..eni jarrabtha marra

Elmoukhatb elsabe3: Bel7a9?!!..klit zouz tabliyet choklata!!!??

Elmoukhatb elthamen: Eyeh..ema mouch 3aref wa9tha..chnoua ele7ssess elli 7assitou..e7ssass 7ob..wela e7ssass elsokker kitla3li.

Ilyess (ya3tess): atchooooooooooooooooooooo!

Elmoukhatb elsabe3: ra7mek allah

Elmoukhatb elthamen: lé ma3tastech..ekhi mouch enti elli 3atasset?

Elmoukhatb elsabe3: lé mouch eni..mché fi beli enti..mela chkoun 3atass?

Elmoukhatb elthamen: mela fomma chkoun yetjoussess 3alina

Ilyess: tka3bret..lazmeni en3alle9 fisa3.

Sout elhaut parleur fil khedma yecharge3: “ Mr Ilyess est demandé au bureau du directeur!!.. Mr Ilyess est demandé au bureau du directeur!!..Merrrci” ./.

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