7kayet elcassecroutet

14 Mai

Fil koll nhar jom3a kifma famma 3abed temchi lil jame3 tat3ti 7a9 rabbi famma 3abed traoua7 li diarha walla to5rej ta9dhi masala7ha wou fomma chkoun yo93edou fi burouat’hom yetbarredou yeconnectiou e7allegou wou yofterou wi ye9aylou..mela ech bech ya3mlou fil wa9et hedheka elkoll .. mil jmay3a hedhom fomma si Noureddine , si Mahfoudh, Neji wou Fehmi..dima yerkchou fi bureau si Tarhoun ezorssa mte3 elcharika..ahaouka yeherrou ya7kiou..ye9at3ou wi yeraychou..yejibou mil jabia wi yessobou fil khabia..yejebdouha chlila wou mlila..may5aliou 7ata maoudhou3 wou 7ata wahed..mouaten 3adi wella mach’hour..fi a9al men soui3a yejbdouha brour wou b7our..hedheka bih hedheka 3alih..hedheka 3amal hedheka f3al..hedheka dar..hedheka 3alih sarr..haou fomma..haou el9aou..wou tbarkallah..si Tarhoun men eddaourou yeddour..wa tamdhi alayam..wou kif el3ada elmach’had wel 9a3da tet3aoued koll jom3a bech man9oulouch koll youm

Si Tarhoun 9a3ed woura birouh tra fech yebarbech fil l’ordinateur mte3ou..si Noureddine 9a3ed 7atet se9 3ala se9 9oddemou, si Neji 3al korssi le5er wou si Mahfoudh fi chobbek yetkayef..wou Fehmi chaded elbab..ya7kiou wou ya7kiou wou ya7kiou

 

Noureddine: ekhi ya Mahfoudh..tetkayef 3al khoua..koul 7aja ya rajjel mouch behilek

Si Tarhoun: wallahi bel7a9..ekhi majo3touch ya jme3a?..majab 7ad fikom 7aja tetakel m3ah..bachkoutou wella aya 7aja?

Si Mahfoudh: eni berjoulia jo3et.

Neji: 7atta eni zeda..mott bil charr

Si Tarhoun: ya Fehmi odkhol o93od chbik 9a3ed wa9ef fil bab

Noureddine: ayh cha3malna taou fil makla..mott bil charr

Si Tarhoun: ech 3anna na3mlou..7ata elbuvette msakkra taou..ya Fehmi odkhol masa77 rassek

Fehmi: nemchi jarya enjibelkom sandwitchet?

Mahfoudh: wallahi fekra

Si Tarhoun: temchi wou etji fisa3?

Fehmi: ayh ayh..koll wahed yatla3 ebkhamssa lef

Noureddine: léh..ekhi bech tjibelna mechoui

Si Tarhoun: bellahi yezzi mil t9armit..ekhi bech takel blech..mazelt ta9dhi hia elkhamsa lef

Neji: estanna mnin bech ta5dhelna elcassecroutet..ken men 3and elkhamouja elli m9abelna..elwahed yo93ed sayem khir

Mahfoudh: fomma wahed esmou Trap…Trap dra chnoua..matemchilouch..meghlaoui wou slaytou beyta..melli badel eldécor mte3 el7anout walla zed fil aswem.

Noureddine: ahanaou hedha

Fehmi: ya7kilek 3alli ba7dha elpublinet..kima 9allek mouch behi..fomma wahed ekher ba7dha eli chrit men 3andou elcache mte3 portablik..fin elma7atta

Neji: mouch b3id 3alik?

Fehmi: ti jarya..machia wou jaya

Si Tarhoun: elmouhem mouch barouita

Fehmi: lé lé..ti fast foood tayara..haya atl3ou behom

Noureddine: la7dha yedhorli ma3andich khamssa léf..estanna netfa9ed rou7i

Si Tarhoun: barra 3ad..asma3 ma3andekech matakelech..mouch kif koll marra

Noureddine: lé wallah lé..ema 3andi saref elyoum..yedhorli mayousslouch lil khamssa léf

 

Haya koll wahed mad khamssa..bieyssa wella war9a..wou Noureddine 93ad yejbed fil saref miyet wou 3echrinet..

 

Noureddine: hedhoma yejiou tletha léf barek..estanna estanna..chnia hedhi?..ya77 mouch normal

Neji: chbik

Noureddine: ya7 chouf chnoua el9it me7chi fil jib essghir..khamssa léf..mouch normal..hedhi tal9ani nassiha men 3am newel..ta3ref elwahed yefre7 kif yal9a flouss..elhamdoulah ya rabbi

Si Tarhoun: mela a3tih thmanya léf 3al faza..khalih yejib m3ah ka3bet ghalla wou gazouza

Nourddine: werkoubi?

Si Tarhoun: ataou enwasslek fidi

Noureddine: 9alha rajel..hek ya Fehmi chedd

Mahfoudh: jibli sandiwch chawrma..khobez twil..mouch 7arr..wou mafichi bssal..wel frit 3ala barra

Noureddine: jibli sandiwh escalope..5obez mdawar..moutwasset..fih bzeyed bssal..wou mafichi tmatem..wou bzeyed batata..wou menghir mayonnaise..elfrit 3ala barra

Neji: jibli sándwich chawarma..7arr..mafichi slayet..wou mafichi mayonnaise..wel frit eldakhel..en7ebou malfouf.

Si Tarhoun:..ti haou khobez cheye7

Neji: ti barra barek

Si Tarhoun: 9addakomchi tetchartou bech yechedhom fi mo5ou ma7ssoub..asma3 eni jibli sándwich poulet..barcha slayet..mouch 7arr wou na9ess mil bssal wou bzeyed tmatem..elfrit 3ala barra..asma3 elbatata en7ebha safra 3a9i9..mouch ka7la wou tetla3la3..dh’ahra mo9lia 6 wella 7 marrat..elsandiwch jibou ma9loub..wou m3ah gazouza itra wou noss..wou m3aha goblyet..mano93douch nlaoujou 3al kissen men ba3ed..wel ba9i echri bih ka3bet ghalla behi

Mahfoud: ekhi mnin bech yal9a taou ghalla..elmarchi sakker

Si Tarhoun: mahou yet3adda 3al jame3 fi thnitou..elyoum jom3a elkhadhara elkoll yosbou 9oddem eljame3 elyoum ghadi..limam yed3i wou jme3a trod 3alih elkilo balef..wou asma3..temchichi tadhrab 3am etjib fehom..ranna nestannaou fik

Fehmi: tout de suite..haya il li9a2

Noureddine: si Mahfoudh..tadh7ak 3alia men bekri 3ala khamssa léf..manich mkaffanha wella man7ebech enkhaless..wallahi mafibali beha

Neji: ti a3az 7aja tal9a flous mata3rafech mnin..surtout kif tabda maznou9 wou 7achtek behom

Mahfoudh: lé ema dhakkartni ebfaza saretli 9bal..koll manetdhakarha enchikh 3ala rou7i dho7k

Si Tarhoun: kifech trah

Mahfoudh: ya sidi marra fil lycée 3anna devoir physique..wou eni liletha saher fi 3eress 3anna fil bled..tlammina elchabab elkoll ghadi..chti7 wou rdi7..wou tbazniss..wou mekla..haya raoua7et 9rib nosff ellil lil eddar..netdhakker rou7i 3andi devoir men ghodwa..wou eni ka3ba lé..kelma elrabbi lé netdhakakrha..haya 9olet na3mel kif andadi..na3mel fouska sghira nekteb feha elformulet elkoll..wou nejbedha fil devoir..kifma ya3mlou la3bed elkoll

Si Tarhoun: eyeh

Mahfoudh: eyeh 3ad hedheka elli sarr..lila kemla wou eni non9ob fi 3inaya..nekteb wou en3aoued bi stylo pointe fine..haya rigeltha wou 7atitha fil jib esseroual esghir wou mchit r9adet

Si Tarhoun: mli7

Mahfoudh: men ghodwa..bima enni sharet..sba7et re9ed..ken ma9aymetnich la3zouza rani t3adit fil twil..haya 9ommet lbesset dabchi ebzarba..wou 3atitha jarya..khaltet 3al bab 9rib bech yetssaker..93adet fi taoula..khdhit elwar9a mte3 eldevoir..wou betbi3a kifma konet netsawer..devoir mahfhemet mennou chay..haya 93adet nestanna fi forssa..wejhi 7mar wou 3are9et..normal madamni awel marra..tla3li elstress 9rib lé kerchi jret..wallit noghzer 3ala jnabati..nal9a eljme3a madette elfousket..wou kayennou yemedd fi ka3ba mouchoir..3aaaadi..haya eni bdit nsalhab fi yeddi bechouaya bechouaya..endakhel feha fi jibi esghir..wou ensell feha bessyeeeessa..wou eni 9albi yedo9 yedo9..momken fil 120..wou wejhi machi wou ya7mar..machi wou ya7mar..woudhnaya 7assess behom bech yetarch9ou..eni 7atitha sayé fi yeddi..wel prof yeti7 3alia kif la3geb..melli yefaskiou elkoll..ken eni elli chla9 bia

Noureddine: 7ata enti dh’aher ta3mel fi 3amla..eyeh cha3mallek

Mahfoudh: haou jek la7dith..9alli Mahfoudh..7ell yeddek wou medd elwar9a elli madit’ha..eni wa9tha wejhi tet9ta3 mennou eldamm..9rib la do5et..wou walllit enssebb fi rou7i wou fil la3rouss wel 3aroussa..wel 3erss men habb wou dabb..zad enzarr 3alia..9alli Mahfoudh warrini elwar9a elli fi yeddek..eni toul bil faj3a madit yeddi wou 7alitha..wel ostadh tefja3 kif raha

Si Tarhoun: chnoua tla3lou 7nach?

Mahfoudh: lé..nal9a 5amssa léf fi yeddi

Neji: abay..mela elfouska win..ekhi mouch fi jibek?

Noureddine: ech 3amalet wou cha3malek houa?

Mahfoudh: mal9it man9oul..9otlou..monsieur 3andek saref

Si Tarhou: wou houa ech 9allek?

Mahfoudh: ma9allli chay..ghzarli..g7erli wou mché..wou chadd 3alia el3assa..7ass rou7ou hantaltou 9oddem etlamtdha

Neji: eyeh wel fouska win?.ekhi ghlotet fil jib?..maditha men ba3ed?

Mahfoudh: ekhi eni mazel wa9tha fia mo55..raja3et elwar9a fergha..wou khrajet..93adet wa9ef 9oddem leclasse enlaouej 3al fouska elma7noua win..nachla9 ebrou7i elli eni kif khrajet nejri emahmech essbe7..tla3et labess seroual ekher..wel fouska 9a3det fil seroual le5er..wou men wa9tha 7lefet elli hedhi fouska ma3adech

Si Tarhoun: mela 7ala fik..tla3et fechel mil soghra

Mahfoudh: ti sogher ya si Tarhoun..tich

Si Tarhoun: hedha mayousamma elghachech lé tbareklou

Neji: ti kollna konna sghar wou 3amalna akther men hakka

Si Tarhoun: 3aleh enti kberet?

Neji: eyeh mela makbertech!

Si Tarhoun: wou kifeh 3arafet rou7ek kbert

Neji: Eni 3arafet rou7i kberet kif wallit ki netgare3 ommi ma3adech et9olli sa7a..wallat et9olli cochon

Noureddine: si Tarhoun..7otelna radioun..khalina nasm3ou chouaya khebar..wou choufelna chnoua fomma jdid

Si Tarhoun: allahi yebarek..enti jdid men ama na7iya t7eb

Noureddine: akhbar elcharika

Si Tarhoun: 3ad akhbar elcharika elkoll 3andek..eni bech na3tik ejdid!

Mahfoudh: ekhi 9oulouli.sma3tou….….

 

Fil radioun wa9tha..elchikh el3efrit yezonn “layam kif elri7 fil berrima…”

 

Si Tarhoun: estanna estanna..hedhi ghonaya tayra..asma3 elkalimat barek..mou3abbrin..mobd3in nass 9bal

Neji: si Tarhoun bellahi 3ala majboud elghonaya..eni koll manasma3ha en7ir fia amri..ekhi bellahi elchikh el3efrit wa9tech maouloud?

Si Tarhou: mnin na3ref 3alih eni..3aleh

Neji: lé 3ala khater koll manasm3 eghonaya hedhi..no93ed behet enkhamem..houa wa9tech maouloud?

Si Tarhoun: mnin na3ref 3ala bouh

Neji: netsawer tari5 b3id barcha

Si Tarhoun: eyeh netsawer 3aleh

Neji: lé ema yeghanni 3al berrima..ekhi wa9tha mnin ya3rafha..ekhi fomma hia

Si Tarhoun: kifeh mnin ya3rafha..wallahi lé fhemtek..fech to9ssed

Neji: no9ssed..fi wa9tou mafammech hedhi berrima

Si Tarhoun: mela kifech yetal3ou fil mé 9bal

Neji: ech da5el elmé fil berrima

Si Tarhoun: chnoua ech da5elha..ta3ref ell berrima chnia wella lé?

Neji: eyeh na3ref

Si Tarhoun: chnia?

Neji: elboulouna

Si Tarhoun: bellahi..el berrima hia el boulouna!

Neji: eyeh

Si Tarhoun: lé sidi..elberrima hia elmarou7a elli ye7otouha bech kif yedour erri7 e5arrej elmé

Neji: lé hia elboulouna..esmha berrima

Si Tarhoun: yana3n din waldaya..bellahi 9olli ya jahalout mte3 wedhni..ken houa ya7ki 3al berrima..fassarli kifeh layam kif elri7 fil berrima

Neji: mahou elboulouna feha filtage..lahoua yedour feha..wel boulouna maya3rafouhech wa9tha

Si Tarhoun: wi walli courant d’air..en3anbou elli 9arrak..ya sidi el berrima fil ghonaya ya7ki 3ala marou7a..wou 7ata louken..ekhi 9olli elchikh le3efrit fi 3ahdou fomma tayarat..netsawrou 5lat 3al 7arb wella lé

Neji: eyeh

Si Tarhoun: wou eltayarat wel karheb wel dabbabet wa9tha..machdoudin bil tall..mahou bil boulounet..s7i7 wella léa

Neji: eyeh s7i7..ema wa9tha etwalli elghonaya m3adech 3andha 7ata ma3na..chnoua ri7 etdour fi marou7a..mela win bech etdour..ma3andha 7ata sens

Si Tarhoun: yan3an din waldaya..chbik t3aned kil dharta..ma3netha courant d’air fi boulon hia elli 3andha sens..bellahi e9eleb 3alina hal s7an..far3asstni..ech konet bech t9oul ya Mahfoudh

Mahfoudh: haou 3andi khbayer mazel secreto..9allek ya sidi ben sidek elmoudir mte3na bech yetayrouh?

Si Tarhoun: éouuu..7kayetek a9dem men Bata.

Nourreddine: eni wallahi sma3et ma3andich barcha..ema mafomma chay sûr.

Si Tarhoun: lé..bientot bech yebagej

Mahfoudh: 3aleh..sarra Ness mle7..marina chay mennou khayeb

Si Tarhooun: 3ala khatrou ma3mal chay..lé behi lé khayeb..yesser passif yesser passif..msayeb elmé 3al batti5..kathrelha bil nessemle7ité mte3ou

Noureddine: sara melloul chakrouh 3al lekher..mota9i ye5aff rabbi..compétence..ch’hayed..sarra 9alou khir melli 9ablou ebbarcha.

Si Tarhoun: taou jadd 3alikom to7na ebwahed behi..ti hrabna mil ghoul to7na 3and sallel la3goul.ya sidi hedha lé ch’hada lé 3abeda..maydour bih ken mgate3 ladhneb..houa yabda yemchi wou houma wourah kif i3ssaouiyet elballout..3amlou el3arr.. cha3eb ellah elmt5allef

Neji: yezzi si Tarhoun yasm3ekchi 7ad.

Si Tarhoun: éouuuu..eni hal beni Houkech may5aoufounich rahou..sa7bi Jeld la3zeyez maykafih sabegha..eni mankhaff men 7add rahou..rani a9dem wahed fil charika hedhi..welli 3andou ri7 yedhari 3achra..ekhi le5er mazel majach..ekhi mnin mché yejib fehom hal cassecroutet mil merri5?!..choufouh la3alla wousel..wella makhrajech..mak ta3rfou..yadhrab dharba wi yeji m7aleg m3a lebnaouit

Mahfoudh: bel7a9 bta barcha

Noureddine: ataou enkallem Makhlouf elsogegat enchoufou dkhal wella mazzel

 

Noureddine haz l’appareil mte3 eltalifoun wou tlab Mkhalouf

 

Noureddine: Allo..sbeh elkhir 3al sbeh

Makhlouf: allo..mahouch sbeh..ema sbeh elkhir

Noureddine: akhyeb wahed fil 3alem m3aya?

Mkhalouf: allo chkoun m3aya?

Noureddine: a7ssen wahed fil 3alem m3ak

Makhlouf: chkoun m3aya..estana..Noureddine!..dima bi bledtek

Noureddine: chna7welik labes?

Makhlouf: hamdoulah labes..chnoua ekhi makhrajtech tofter?

Noureddine: lé dh’aher t3ess..lék ferez chkoun dkhal wela chkoun khraj

Makhlouf: ti wallahi elwahed la93ad fih 3a9al..wou zid hal bureau jay gharbi..dharba fia echamess..walla yefaouer..3eddek bia tatla3li eltension..el7attou fi hal jiha lé trab7ou..blasstou mte3 chmeyet

Noureddine: chbik mfar3ess labes 3alik..chbi khouya met9alle9

Makhlouf: chnoua si Noureddine..3ala chnoua t7eb tsa9ssi..melek wou mal 7ali

Noureddine: nesel 3alik..3ib taou elwahed yesel 3alik..sma3et elli 3andek mochkla..9olet nestaltef elsa7bi

Makhlouf: chnoua sma3et

Noureddine: weled okhtek labes walla..mazel moua9ef

Makhlouf: eyeh elhamdoulah..rabbi ye9adder elkhir..meskin wallahi lé 3amlet yeddou wou lé se9ou..ommou fi 7ala elmaghbouna

Noureddine: ekhi hia chnia sebbtou

Makhlouf: enti chnoua sma3et?

Noureddine: haou 9alou mou7awelet 9atel eltofla

Noureddine: ya khouya la3bed kifech tkabber la7kaya..mouch s7i7..haou na7kilek la7kaya elkoll wou sebetha..ya sidi weled okhti hedha..mouch 3aref ken ritou 9bal m3aya..msalli 3al nebi 9array..neje7..motrobbi..met5ale9..yessalli.ya9ra fil jam3a..3andou mochkla wahda bessa7a..embatbet chouaya

Noureddine: taou hedheka embatbet chouaya..elrajel 3al le9lila youzen 140 kilo

Noureddine: ti eyeh..el7assel..ya sidi weled okhti hedha..mil sana loula fil jam3a 9rat m3ah tofla..te3jbou barcha..bechouaya bechouaya ele3jab hedha wella 7ob..wou 7obbou bdé yekber bechouaya bechouaya..lin etofla wallat hia 7yetou..ye7lem beha ya3cha9ha lil noukha3..haya 9arrer enou yetaouej 7obbou leha..wou yertabet beha..3ala sonnet ellah warassoulou..hia el7a9 3ala 7asseb maya7ki mafamma 7ata chay men na7iyet etofla yedoll 3ala ennha rafdhetou wella mati9ouch..ella ennou sma3 marra ennha mat7ebech fih elsemna met3ou..donc 3amal glayeb..wou 9al nadh3af wenwalli style 3ala jelha..ya sidi 3amal régimet chnoua régimet..sallan 9aleb mouch la3eb..wel sport wel sport..wel footinget wel 7did sbe7 wou 3achia..elrajel hammel 9raytou 3ala jel elmizen..ya sidi wousel ba3 elvespa mte3ou wou dabber taftoufa flous..3ala jel ennou ken madh3afech ya3mel 3amalia..haya ya sidi ba3ed ch’houra mil 3adheb..elrajel dh3af..loulad 7att fi galbou wou taya7 70 kilo

Noureddine: 70 kilo!!!! ya s7aybi..haou na7a 3abed kemel.

Makhlouf: eyeh 3ad..lamm chouaya chaje3a..wou tayer chouaya 7echma wou machl’ha lil fac bech yekallamha sérieusement 3al ertibat

Noureddine: mat9ollich el9aha t5atbet

Makhlouf: lé lé..ema kif 3abbrelha 3ala mache3rou..9atlou “non..enti mate3jebnich”

Noureddine: 3alik ebta9wallah..3aleh??!!

Makhlouf: mnin na3ref 3ala 3azeha..7assilou houa dkhal ba3dhou..wel ednia la3bet bih..wou bdé ye3ayet “eni dh3ofet 3ala jelek..3aleh..3aleh..rani taya7et fil mizen 3abed kifi..70 kilo ya bou rab..70 kilo..3aleh ..3aleh..ech bech na3mel taou..ech bech na3mel taou..” 3ad wa9tha tal3etlou elkalba bent elkalb..wi yechedha men ch3arha..ya3teha bi m9ass elta5ha fil 9a3a..hay elakmouta mte3 ch3ar nasalhalha 9a3det fi yeddou kif ta7et..wou bdé ennbi moulak enbi moulak..hedhi tanfa3 hedhi etdhor..ta7 bounyet..wou tsarfig..wou zid kammel d5al 3aleha eb bortekin fi wejha..haou elrégime haou elsport haou elfooting..ya sidi 3ala 7asseb maye7kiou mafakouha mennou wou 7azzou 3aleha..ken ma wejha radhoulha kil 3ejja..9allek 5chamha tellement tkasser wella m3aouej et9oul tri9 fil lajbal..fih 4 wella 3 mon3arajet..fommha wella kil piano..sinna bidha..wou blassa ka7la..9allek eb9ouat edhareb etofla 7welet definitf..3in ta9li wou 3in tsob..hedhi la7kaya wou mafiha..Radouh mou7awelet 9atel..yetwallahom rabbi la3bed ech t7eb tzid..7lilhom men rabbi..7lilhom men rabbi

Noureddine: lé ma3mal chay madhloum.

Si Tarhoun: yezzitech mil jogh mogh..wou eselou jachi Fehmi

Noureddine: ya Makhlouf bellahi Fehmi T3adechi 9oddemek?

Makhlouf: khraj men bekri..ema mazel marja3ech..3aleh?

Noureddine: etelha fi 7ouayjek…(wou 3alle9)..9alelkom mazel marja3ech

Neji: kallmouh 3al portable..la3alla saretlou ba3edh el7aja lé ye9adder

Si Tarhoun: hani enkallem fih..rabbi ye9adder elkhir..fekret echkoun elsandiwtchet..allo..ti winek ya Fehmi..Se3a bech tjib 4 cassecroutet?…kifeh….fi louage?..ekhi fech ta3mel fil louage..ekhi elha darja b3id el7anout mouch 9olet 9rib..kifeh?…fi thniyet lebled?..ech ta3mel fil thniyet lebled?..kifeh..raoua7et!..ma3adekech 7a99 rkoub rkebet bi flouss elcassecroutet!..ma3netha mayezzich t5alli arb3a rjel yesstanaou fi syedtek zid 9lebtna fil ftour elyoum..sa77a lik..sa77a lik..lé lé..matdh7akech barcha..3andek questionnaire..mela mraoua7 9bal elwa9et sans autorisation..eyeh eyeh..wou Lundi je ne veux plus de votre fatchata..haya triq esslama..terzitou fil ftour ya jme3a..haya hana 3edek bina mraou7in..7a99a Noureddin ensit bech en9ollek..elyoum elkarahba 3and elmécanicien./.

 

7kayet Ilyess wel talifounet

12 Mai

kifma ay wahed fil eddenia hedhi..kifma ay wahed fil 3alem hedha..kima ya nafess 3achet wou bech t3ich fil kaouen hedha..kifma yessir wou sarr wou bech yessir 3ala ay makhlou9..kifma yanajjem yechouf wi ye3ich ay insan kbir wella sghir..mra wella rajel..zawalli wel ghéni..metha9ef wella jahel..3efech wella mezyen..yekhdem wella battal..gaouri wella arbi..Ilyess ya9la9..tdharbou elguinya..yemell..yefedd..yemeknou elglag wel kssed..tadharbou elfachla..wi wallali meti9err..wou rou7ou tatla3..wi yedour bih edjaj lak7al wi yefed men rou7ou wou tedhye9 3alih eddeni..ila5 ila5 ila5..

wou kifma ay wahed melli jbednahom elfou9..lazmou yatayar la9la9..wou bech yetayer la9la9..hekka koll wahed wou hiwaytou..fomma chkoun yetfarej fil talfza..Ilyess fil khedma ma3andouch talfza..3ala khater Ilyess akther wa9et yefedd fih kima ay wahed houa fi wa9et elkhedma..donc fomma chkoun ekher maghroum bil moutal3a..ema Ilyess mahouch men houat 7ell kteb wou a9ra..ti ken 9ra les documents techniques mte3ou khir..mela el internet..chay..bil proxy ma3andek win tob7er..7adek wikipidea..mela elportable..jeu wella connexion wella yekllem el3ayla wela las7ab wel a7beb wel far5a..ema men 3abed rabbi elkoll mafamma ken Ilyess mazel mkabbech..mabadalech portablih elkhorda..mayanajamech yal3ab 3ala khater porrtablih mafichi jeux..wou madamou khorda donc ma 3andou mil connexion ken infra rouge..las7ab ma3andouch..3ayech berry..en plus may7ebou 7ad..elfar5a 404 not found..el3ayla kif yekallamhom..yabdaou yewassiou fih..echri elkhobez echri la3dham echi elkhodhra..echri ka3bet ghalla ila5 ila5 ila5..donc che93adlou elmaghboun bech ya3mel..yaaa yor9ed wou yechdou 3arfou bil kamcha..wou trasssilou fi tsa5ssi5a wella questionnaire..wa ella yetsalheb yemchi kif el3ada wel 3aoueyed..yehz elappareil combinée m3ah..wou yeched elsalle de serveur mte3hom..wou yo93ed yetnasset 3al 3abed..wou hedheka elhoua el7al dima.

 

Watamdhi alayam..Ilyess tsalhab wou brancha elcombiné fil port loul..wou 7all wedhnih.

 

Elmoukhateb loul: Allooo

Elmoukhateb ethani: marakkek..wa9et allo taou..Haya 7ell elbab fisa3

Elmoukhateb loul: Ema bab

Elmoukhateb ethani: Ti 7ell elbab wou yezzi blé bleda ya me3ek

Elmoukhateb loul: Bleda Ema bab

Elmoukhateb ethani: 3aleh tosken fi 9sar eddahcha..ma3anna ken jard bab barek nod5lou mennou

Elmoukhateb loul: 3ala ama bab ta7ki

Elmoukhateb ethani: Bab elfraj..ti bab elgarage ya bhim..ti haya 3ad 7ell elbab fisa3..bech na5ra 3ala rou7i..fisa3

Elmoukhateb loul: Ema garage chkounek enti

Elmoukhateb ethani: Chkouni eni? Enti chkounek

Elmoukhateb loul: Enti taleb rak..mouch eni

Elmoukhateb ethani: estanna la7dha..ah sama7ni khouya..ghlot mouch lik besslama..ahh ya rabbi..ahhhh..ayyyyy..yedhroli..ay aya ay..ti léléléléléléééééééé..ohhh ya wallah a7wel

Ilyess: ya7 meskin yedhroli 3amalha fi serwalou..5allini echnouf elport hedha..

Elmoukhateb ethalith: ech 3andek jdid mela azizti..esta7echek barcha elyoum.

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: walahi jetni ma cousine..t3adetli bkarhabet ma tante..el toureg elli 7kitlek 3aleha..wou mchina 3amalna shopping mahou 9otlek bech enbaddel elgarde robe mte3 esif wou men ba3ed ftarna elbarra..wou tawa hani fi eddar..wenti?

Elmoukhateb ethalith: ben elyoum rien de special..j’avais un rendez vous d’affaire m3a des clients mil barra..93adna na7kiou..khedma wou business..men ba3ed je me suis excusé wou khalit le directeur technique m3ahom..mchit m3a chauffeur mte3 elkhedma..7attni bech enhezz el BMW mte3i kenet fil vidange..wou men ba3ed ftaret avec Fehmi ba7dha elbureau mte3ou..déja yessalem 3alik

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: yessalemek wi yessallmou..ech na7welou houa labes 3alih?

Elmoukhateb ethalith: oué cava labes .kima 7kitlek yera7ek fi woura9ou 3andou voyage..wou men ba3ed j’avais pas d’envie bech narja3 lil khedma..mchit lil sale de sport..9olet na3mel une sceance musculation..wou tawa hani rekech je cirotte un truc dans un hotel au bord de la piscine.

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: sa77a lik..sarra hek 3alech 3andek un fond fi soutek..sta7echtek chéri ta3ref..esta7echtek grave..en7eb enrak rahou..3anna modda na7kiou fil talifoun wel tchat..en7eb bel7a9 enrakk wa9tech enrak ya rabbi..rani mesta7chetek grave.

Elmoukhatb elthalith: moi aussi bébé..moi aussi..attends 3andi un double appel..uuh chef de projet elgaouri yekallem fia..Surement ye7eb yashar ellila..allez je te rapelle apres..ciao ciao

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: ciao chérie

Ilyess: ya s7aybi mella ri9..haou la3bed elli mataglagech jemmla..estanna haou mazel ya7ki essayed..5alli enchoufou fin bech yesahher elgaouri..

Elmoukhatb elthalih: ah Fehmi..winek..asma3 s7ouba ijani 5ouk m3aoua9..wa7el

Fehmi: echbik zeda..ech sarrlek.

Elmoukhatb elthalith : khouk taye7 fi 7offra

Fehmi: ti kollha m7affra ya sa7bi..hedhi denia..lazemha jointa t7ellek mo5ek wou tnassik fil edenia wou 7offra.

Elmoukhatb elthalih: ti na7ki m3ak bil rassmi..taya7 fi 7offra bel7a9..ghar9a wou dhalma..7ofra fi chare3

Fehmi: sarra mouch mazezi..hahahahha

Elmoukhatb elthalih: lé mouch mazezi..ija kharrajni 3ayech khouya.

Ilyess: abay ekhi mouch 9al fi hotel yechrob fi 7aja?!!!!

Fehmi: ekhi enti ech taye7ek feha?!!

Elmoukhatb elthalih: ti mahou mit3iddi wou chaddouni zouz brakaouni bi mouss 9alouli ayya hat ech 3andek ye5i madditelhom il 3310 illi 3andi..3ad tnarvzou..sarfgouni ebdaoudi..taychouli eltalifoun fi wejhi..wou 9alouli ayya barra fizz tir rawwa7 wou astiki badnek m3a elkayess..eyeh wou eni machi..met3ddi men 7ay ga3bej

chaddni far5 9alli ayya machi talifoune..mafhemetech talifouni el 3310 walla fih el3ezz taou..ya5i mal9it man3atih..wou kil far5 kabbech fia bdit en7arred wou elfare5 yekkared fia bil 7jar 7alli rassi..rassi yejri beddam..hani kabbastou bil trab la3alla yekeff..eyeh wou eni hareb ta7ot fi hal 7ofra elma7nouna..3ayech 5ouya ejeni kharrajni yar7am la3zouza.

Fehmi: eyeh haou behi..haou fomma reseau fil 7ofra 3al la9al

Elmoukhatb elthalih: bellahi chnoua elli behi..eni en9ollou kharajni wou houa ye9olli reseau..3ayech khouya ija..ma3adech 3andi charge

Fehmi: sa7bi..eni taou manajamech..elyoum no9ssdou rabbi..elch9af maystannanich..

Elmoukhatb elthalih: ta7ra9 wou t5allini ya se9et

Fehmi: afdha7ni afdha7ni..bihm mte3 wedhni..wenti chkoun 9allek emchi fi 7ay ga3bej

Elmoukhatb elthalih: eyeh wou taoua ech ena3mel..nemchich enmout.

Fehmi: kallem el7imaya madam 3andek charge..haya rabbi m3ak bye.

Ilyess: else9et chou kifech..yekdheb 3al tofla..3amel rou7ou labes 3alih..estanna hay etofla tetkallem zeda..khali enchoufha fech ta7ki..

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: asma3 ya Berria..ekhi eltricot la7dher elli maktoub 3alih I am Sexy 93ad 3andek fil sachet?

Berria: lé ma3andich

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: mela win mché..dhrabet 3alih eddenia elkol mal9itouch..bellahi zid thabet..yatla3chi 3andek.

Berria: wallahi lé 3andi..eni deja frethom ekoll el sachiet..wou 7atit eldbach elkoll yetnafa5 bech tetna7a mennou ri7et elroubavikia..mala9itouch 3andi..tatla3chi taya7tou fil louage?

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: za3ma!!!??

Berria: mela..ya fil louage ya khalitou elnasba..mak 7ata enti tefret wou t3aoued..tlaouej 3al short la7mar mte3 etricot hello kitty..wella natrouhoulek..hia fil nasba fomma wahda ritha 7atta 3alih men loul.

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: za3ma!!!..inchalah lé..za3ma ya Berria natl3ouchi ensineh 3and khamouja kif 3amalna elkaskroutet elkafteji..za3ma ensinah ghadi?

Berria: manetsawarech..elsachiet elkoll 7atinehom fou9 etawla..s3ib barcha..ya thazlek mil nasba..ya nsitou fil louage.

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: elotef ya Berria..mathaninich jemlaa..7ata taref..behi 3andek noumrouh elouagiste?..enchouf la3alla el9ah fil karahba

Berria: bellahi..chbini chef ma7atta wella mestanssa ensou7eb fil louagistia..ye3jbekchi zeda.

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: behi tetdhakarhechi elmatricule mte3 elouage?

Berria: bech no93ed enchedd fi mo5i ken blayek eloulaget..wou3aleh enti?

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: khallini nemchi enchouf la3alla nal9aha fil ma7atta wella enwassi wahed mil chouaffra ghadi

Berria: ellotef..bech to5rej taou fil hal lil tlaouej 3ala jared tricot..ti dafa3a allahou maka kena a3dhem.

Elmoukhatba elrab3a: dafa3a allahou a3dhem..dafa3a allahou a3dhem..mnin bellahi mnin..neterza fi tricot..ti bi 3 alef rahou..3ala ro5ssou ma7ssoub..7abit nelbssou fil boum mte3 Jouda..ezza7..haya besslema besllema..dima hekka enti..dima hekka..tseddhali fi wejhi..barra allah yeseddha fi wejhek..bejeh hal lilla..barra win et9abbel tethered..ya mosffra ya moubara…..

Ilyess: mela 7alla..mella 3abed..sabbetha 3ala khater tricot mil frip..5allini enchouf l’appel hedha…

Elmoukhatba elkhamessa: 7assilou 9addekechi dh’horet dounia..3omri matsawwartek hekka

Elmoukhatba elsedssa: 3aleh!!..mafhemtech chnia elmochkla?!..ekhi chbih cha3mal?

Elmoukhatba elkhamessa: ya3mel 3azeh wou khlah..wousel houa ya3amel 7aja men asslou..léh cha3matlek léh..ba3thetli wahed wejhou ki dhaboutou!..hedha bech waditni.

Elmoukhatba elsedssa: yezzi aman..chbih weled enness..ma7leh sara..surtout elmadh7ek mte3ou..ritech heka elfalja m3azzha..ya3tih douda mabannou.. et9oul Omar Sherif fi zmenou

Elmoukhatba elkhamessa: chouf hek elmadh7ak 3ad..lé taya7 3ala Omar Sherif jemla..houa s7i7 3andou falja ema fomou kif elarrache clou..ya3tih wahf makhybou..wou lé fin hek elzin wel chboubia wel wahra elli tmajadli fehom wet3aoued..hedheka mezyen hedheka mezyen..5achmou et9oul yedd mte3 tazdra.

Elmoukhatba elsedssa: yezzi sarra beaugosse

Elmoukhatba elkhamessa: mnin beaugosse mnin..ti et9oul woural mchachwar cha3rou..wou hedheka bdan wou physique..et9oul chtarr bettia!

Elmoukhatba elsedssa: quand meme mouch elhal darja..taref kerech wkahaou

Elmoukhatba elkhamessa: bellahi a5tani hedhika taref kerech..ti badnou et9oul 9ortass 7omess..kerechou chtarha ettilani terma..wou nabtelha zouz sa9in wou zouz yeddin wou rass men ghir ra9ba..wella wejhou..eni rit wou marit..wou awwel marra enra zouz 3inin metcharkin fi 7ajeb..wella chalouftou..tetdaladal et9oul franja..wejhou ebkollou..wejhou ebkollou ki raghif..lé mcha lé ja..wella dagnountou et9oul yedd mte3 cocotte..wet9olli 9adechi ma7leh..9adechi ma7leh..bellahi ech fih beyouhia..ech 3ajbek fih?

Elmoukhatba elsedssa: caractérou ya benti..caractérou houa elbehi..wou ya benti elzin maydoumech..kollou yemchi..wou fel le5er kollhom yewalliou khaybin..laouej 3al assel wel tbaye3

Elmoukhatba elkhamessa: ahhh et9oul enti nekhdhou khayeb wou men ba3ed ataou nestaness..wou eni ech na3mel el3omri ensabe7 3ala mandhrou lin nestaness..cha3matlek ya wou5ayti..ya7beni wou louken sghari yatl3ou yechabhoulou..ech bech na3mel..wallah nendebhom..ya7 netskhayel la7kaya netfoulej..el7assilou kif houa 3ajbek ahaouka mazel disponible..matratichi..wou menghir besslema.

Ilyess: chnia hedhi?!!..khalini enchouf hedha..

Elmoukhatb elsabe3: ta3ref sa7bi..ma7leh el7obb

Ilyess: ahh haou elmaouadhi3 wella laoua7

Elmoukhatb elsabe3: el7obb..e7sass 3omri majarabtou..madhabia enhar..en7eb..en3ich la7dha fiha e7ssass kif manhakka..ema mouch enti7 3ala glagmi m3a wahda wach9a lé 5ol9a wou la 5lou9..tdhelni..tbahdhel eb7ali..wou t3ayafni fi rou7i.

Elmoukhatb elthamen: ta3ref..9allek kimya2iyan..ele7ssass bil 7ob you3adel ennek takel zouz tabliyet choklata..mak ta3ref elli choklata c’est un aliment aphordisiaque..eni jarrabtha marra

Elmoukhatb elsabe3: Bel7a9?!!..klit zouz tabliyet choklata!!!??

Elmoukhatb elthamen: Eyeh..ema mouch 3aref wa9tha..chnoua ele7ssess elli 7assitou..e7ssass 7ob..wela e7ssass elsokker kitla3li.

Ilyess (ya3tess): atchooooooooooooooooooooo!

Elmoukhatb elsabe3: ra7mek allah

Elmoukhatb elthamen: lé ma3tastech..ekhi mouch enti elli 3atasset?

Elmoukhatb elsabe3: lé mouch eni..mché fi beli enti..mela chkoun 3atass?

Elmoukhatb elthamen: mela fomma chkoun yetjoussess 3alina

Ilyess: tka3bret..lazmeni en3alle9 fisa3.

Sout elhaut parleur fil khedma yecharge3: “ Mr Ilyess est demandé au bureau du directeur!!.. Mr Ilyess est demandé au bureau du directeur!!..Merrrci” ./.

7kayet Alya fil entretien

12 Mai

Fi weset lebled..wou 9oddem bab charika fi 3imara mil 3imarat eli mensasha elrassha bellar..masa5a betbi3a bil trebba welghabber elli las9a..et9oul met3eddi 3aleha 3asefet elsa7ra..hekelli kif yadhrab feha elchames tajahrek..hekkelli koll mawahed yet3adda 9oddemhom..yabda yetfarej fi rou7ou kifech yemchi men ghir maychala9 3ala rou7ou 9odem la3bed lo5rin..9oddem el3imara hedhi..we9fet Alya wou fi yeddha chemsie feha woure9ha elkoll tlaouej 3ala blaket elcharika elli khdhet feha rendez vous bech ta3mel entretien..hedhi blaket Hafsa Ibn elWard 3adel monafedh tabe9 loul bureau 3adad 6..hedhi blaket Ezra Ben Hayoun estirad wa tasdir tabe9 thaleth bureau 3adad 8 bis..hedhi blaket Cheikh Mogren 3arraf rou7ani mo3taraf bih men iti7ad elflakiyin el3alamiyin tabe9 thani bureau 3adad 12..hedhi charikat Nounou 7anoun tabe9 thani..

Haya wou hia 9a3da tlaouej wou tfi9 bi khyel wahed wouraha toghzer fil bellar tal9ah rajel kbir wa9ef juste wouraha yoghzrelha rigtou bech tsil..hazha wou 7attha men sassha elrassha..yoghzer wou yetma3en et9oul mafamma 7ad cheyfouu..ebsenntou elwahida elli 9a3da fi fommou yegdem wi ye3aoued fi chfayfou..tlfatetlou Alya wou 9atlou..

 

Alya : Sayé ya7aj ka7alet mli7..matta3et 3inik..etzid chouaya wella ma3adech bekri 3alik

El7aj: lé bnayti mazel bekri 3al slet.

Alya : matansech 3ad ya 7aj bech twadha men ba3ed..

El7aj: louah..

Alya : ekhi mata3rafech elli lek7oul 3ala bnet enness yon9edh loudhou..

El7aj: lé khouya..barra efti b3id..hedha mouch k7oul..hedha yetsamma tachlil 3inin

Alya : mela rod belik men tzarzi9 elmé lé tozle9..enkhalik m3a dhekra ya 7aj..ken mazelet etched fi mokhek..eni mazrouba

El7aj: eyeh barra 3ala rou7ek..ekhdhit kifeyti..wou mat5afech mazelt enched fi mo5i wou fi badni..wou mouch ken fi rou7i chaded..ti bel7ram ken encheddek lé 3ad ensaybek..haya bnayti barra rabbi yejik fi souab.

 

haya khdhet elascenseur wou nezlet 3al bouton wou 9a3det etrigel fil borching mte3ha wou tsalli 3al nibi 3ala rou7ha..dakhlet lil réception..woura comptoir fomma elréceptionnist nayi men naw3iyet yar7am 3ammi ya7ki m3a tletha wouled dhahrin jeyin bech ya3mlou entretiennet.

 

elRécepsioniste: Esmek?

Rjab: Rjab..

elRécepsioniste: Emm apprament msaminek 3ala esem jeddek non..esmek 9dim..antika..yesser zemni..3ati9..mte3 ness 9bal..hek la3bed elli kanou yosknou fil z9a9 el3arbi wel jbal we souani..wella ba77ar waklou elmle7

Rjab : Lé samaouni rjab 3ala 5aterni maouloud fi rjab

elRécepsioniste: Ahh ok..bien vue..ma ashalchi menha..donc gamrou bik ech’har..t9oul ma3adech asami..3ad samaouk ..ché pas moi..bon la3alayna..wou enti monsieur

Mouldi : Esmi mouldi

elRécepsioniste: Ahh..3ala khater maouloud fil mouled hekka ?

Mouldi :Eyeh..

elRécepsioniste: sehla mahla..et9oul la3ba..Oué..sehla..eyeh 9olli si mouldi fi aid miledek..ta3mel khobza gateau wella sa7fa 3asida..ahahhaha..haya passant menghir matjaouebni..wou enti monsieur?

Ajmi : Esmi elAjmi

elRécepsioniste: elAjmi elAjmi..elAjmi..je vois pas..enti surement mseminek esm jeddek

Ajmi : lé jeddi esmou Rafik

elRécepsioniste: Rafik !? wou enti esmek Ajmi ?..ahhh..mela 3ala esm Sidi elAjmi.

Ajmi : lé..wouli lebled esmou Sidi Téta.

elRécepsioniste: Mela estanna khalini enkhammem chouaya..lazemni entala3ha..emmmm..estanna estanna..mat9ollich maouloud nhar ras el3am el3ajmi..c’est ça ?

Ajmi : lé maouloud nhar Wa7ed oghocht el3ajmi

elRécepsioniste: chnia.. Wa7ed oghocht el3ajmi ..ahh 3andkom fle7a surement..bon houa quand meme khir maysmiouk ghachghouch..hahahahaha..houa la79i9a ken samaouk 3ala esm jeddek khir..jab rabbi makech maouloud nhar 9arret el3anz wella la3zarra ahahhaahahhahou..enfadlkou 3ad matghachech..7ata enaa weled riff rahou

wahed men etlatha wouled : lé dhaher

elRécepsioniste: chnia.. ??!!

wahed men etlatha wouled : eyeh n wenti ma9oltenech chnoua esmek.

elRécepsioniste: enaa..esmi Ayedi..si Ayedi Elkbir

wahed men etlatha wouled : ahh maouloud fil aid mela enti

elRécepsioniste: lé msamini 3ala jeddi

wahed men etlatha wouled : mela jeddek maouloud fil Aid lekbir

elRécepsioniste: lé jeddi maouloud fi Romdhan

wahed men etlatha wouled : mela 3aleh esmou Ayedi

elRécepsioniste: mnin na3ref 3alih..dazen faza tal9ahom..wou entouma ech mdakhalkom..eni barek nesel..haya enkammlou m3a elmonsieur.. Moniseur ken t3arafna ebrou7ek

Mou7arram : esmi Mou7arram

elRécepsioniste: Mela esmek Mou7areem 3ala 5aterek touledet fi ch’har Mou7aram

Mou7arram :

elRécepsioniste: mela Bouk maghroum eb Mou7arram Foued?

Mou7arram : Lé 3ala khater 3ametha baba ken naoui ya7ra9 elitalia..chay ebzharou ommi jeha el7ess liletha..chay fezdet la7kaya wou 7arramet 3alih elkharja.

elRécepsioniste: wawou mella fazet..che5na dho7ek

wou todkhel Alya men bab elréception labsa jupe micro ebfente 3al limin wou labssa souria ma7loula 3ala fardtin wou msakkraa eb9efeltin..emkollha fil ma7zou9..wel chay tale3 elfou9..temchi ent9oul maghnenni..wou 3amla 3al la3bed bel3ani..catastrophe mte3 zin..9onbla mte3 gadd..9at3a tmayel bled..tach’he9 feha la3bed..beauté tdhaoub rjel wou 7ata louken pédé ken..tkaffer elrohben..tfallet esslat 3al imam..kbir wella sghir fi zinha bech ye7lem wi ye7ir wou lebnet bech tghir.

elRécepsioniste:OH MY GOD!!wow mella zin mela 9onbla..tfattttttta9..haya louled o93dou ghadi kif enkammel ataou en3aytelkom..asslema Mademoiselle..inchalah matkounech jit ghalta fil bureau walla juste tas2al.

Alya: asslemaaa..cava chna7welik labes (mouah mouah..bil bouss m3a elréceptionniste)..non non jit 3andi un entretien m3akom elyoum..

elRécepsioniste: wow malla jaou..quelle chance..ta3ref ça sera un R E G A L E..tsawer twalli une collegue m3ana..bech yewalli jaou yefata9..mouch kima hedhouma elchlou7 elli yejiiy ye3adiou..chouf ma5yeb manadherhom..klaouk eb3inihom msiknet..7ata houma 3andhom el7a9..berjoulia..enti tfata9 bel zin..to9tel to9tel to9etl..t            barkallah 3alik..yesser mosrara..ma7lek ma7lek ma7lek..en faite tnajem et3ayatli Momo..wenti?

Alya: enchantée..eni esmi Alya.

elRécepsioniste: wow yesser classe comme prénom..akabri..ta3ref elli sammek..khtarlek esem watek..bon Alya..je crois elli ton rendezvous sarr..donc je pense elli elpatron yestanna fik taou..netsawer elli tu vas assure..absolument certain..5allini enkallmou..ta3ref le patron yesser élégant..bech ya3jbek..allo..asslema 3arfi..Melle Alya..jet 3andha entretien m3ak taou…je la laisse entré….d’accord….oui oui tout de suite..besslema..haou yestaanna fik..khssara 7abitel to93ed akther m3aya..dommage..ema inchalah ya rabbi inchalah..tu auras ce poste..wenwalliou on se voit chaque jour..aller bonne chance..deuxieme bureau 3al limin.

 

Daret Alya wou badlet elkhatwa..wou mchet fi direction bureau el3aref.mkhaliya wouraha essnab elli 9a3din 3al divan yestanaouu..7alin efemhom ta9 wou 3inihom ma7loula mfangla keletha bech man9oulouch zartetha ebkollha wou Momo elrécepsioniste elli yoghzrelha wi yessalli 3al nebi.

Da9d9et elbab..wou estannet lin sam3et etfadhel..dkhalet el9at wahed 9a3ed woura bureau..9oddemou barcha awre9 menhom el CV mte3ha..ghzarelha wou tbassmelha..wou byedou waraha win bech to93ed..9a3det wou 7atet se9 3ala se9..tbasmmetlou wou estannaou lin fe9 wou yabda belsou2alet.

 

El3aref : asslema..marahbé bik

Alya : asslema..wou bik ye3aychek.

El3aref : bon nabdaou mela..bon ken t3arafna ebrou7ek

Alya : esmi Alya..26 ans..non engagée..ingnieur depuis 2010

El3aref : met5arja men école d’ingénieur ?

Alya : 3aleh ca fait la différence ?

El3aref : bennseba lili eyeh.

Alya : ah bon..ok..oui diplomée mil école national d’ingénieur de kairoun..

El3aref : continue.

Alya : bon j’ai entamé les études mte3i en se basant 3ala des cours d’anal et de chimie..aussi fil les sciences appliqués bien approfondies..fil école ken 3andi la chance enni je cotoye les meilleurs des enseignants fil bled wou men kharej zeda..surtout les visiteurs elli kenou ils assurent toutes les vaccations..surtout ennhom kenou ya3tabrouni leur favorite, la meilleure et la plus bonne des étudiantes..ce qui m’a donné la chance d’avoir une connaissance , la meilleur position et une bonne presepective professionnelle au sein du cursus..3ala khater kenou ye5tarouni 3al le sens de vulgarisation des cours au sein de mes travaux.

El3aref : c’est bien..wou 3ala chnoua khdemet fil projet de fin d’études.

Alya : Vulgarisation des systèmes d’apprentissages des positions dynamiques des systèmes flou.

El3aref : bon Alya tnajem t3aouedli koll chay bel souri.

Alya : akid to2borni ..hahahhéyyy

El3aref: 7loua mennek..ema se2letek 7abit na3ref est ce que ta7ki loughat wella lé.

Alya: ah la langue est mon atout..biensur el3arbi wel souri..anglais tres bon..l’italien occasionellement..c’est tres sensuelle comme langue..bon l’allemand zeda ensallek rou7i ema maye3jebnich barcha tres froid et exigent..en grammaire.

El3aref : ah anglais..c’est bien..mela 3andek tofel.

Alya : lé ma3andich tofel..3ala khater wa9tha je pouvais pas..vue elli je pratiquais la sécurité préventive des systems de remplissage matricielle.

El3aref : bien..bon souel dima neselou el ay candidate..chnoua elli ye5alik favorite 3ala lo5rin.

Alya : thabet..makech tra fil CV mte3i..deja 3andi les recommandations de tous les profs et les personnes elli khdemet m3ahom wou khdhit 3alehom l’experience..deja fomma chkoun 7abni no93ed m3ah..ema eni ma7abitech..je veux une situation stable.

El3aref : chnoua elli ta3rfou 3alina..wou khallek ta5tarna.

Alya : la transparence..wou manekdhebech 3alik..na3ref elli vous donnez une bonne rénumération.

El3aref : bien..taoua Alya tnajem t9olli 3ala tes qualités ?

Alya : 3andi le sens de l’intiative, l’endurance..je suis le rythme..et je suis tres simple et ouverte.

El3aref : et tes défauts ?

Alya : je m’attache tres vite.

El3aref : bon..3andekchi souel t7eb teselou.

Alya : oui la rénumération.

El3aref : elsouaya3 ezeyda 3ala 7sebek..on ne comptabilise pas..wou na7na tres strict fil retard..surtout mak ta3ref elli les clients mte3na kollhom des investisseurs européens wou exigents 3al le5er..ema esse3a mte3ik pour le début fil les environs mte3 25DT..wou sa3at 3anna des déplacements..ema la charge est facturée par le client…pour les augmentations..enti wou khedmetek wou les satisfactions clients.

Alya : bien..souel e5er..ca sera qui mon patron..enti ?

El3aref : lé eni entasti barek..enti tu auras une patronne..Mme Tafida..hia déjà elli bech twarik elkhedma wou les bases elkoll mte3 khedmetna..tu seras supervisée fil début…wou manwassikech tenue bien propre et l’élégance.

Alya : matkhafech j’assure.

El3aref : bon une derniére question de prespective..comment tu te vois dans le futur.

Alya : bon ken ma3arastech..wou najamet na3mel une carriére..pourquoi pas 7atta eni enwalli une patronne un de ces jours./.

7kayet elmalek DhouSourour (joze2 thalith) : ChalghoumagneII

30 Jan

Dhou Sourour: ken elhakim Barvazan elbarra dakhalhouli?
Bach Hamba: sidna wafe9 ye9abel Alhakim Barvazan..yetfadhel.
Dhou Sourour: estanna ya hakim Barvazan..9bal matetkallem..tchim fi 7aja mantna?
Barvazan: lé sidna.
Dhou Sourour: hamdoulah..tnajem etkammel.
Barvazan: asslamou 3ala almalek Dhou Sourour.
Chaouech Esslem : sidna elmalak Dhou Sourour yerod 3alik essalam.
Dhou Sourour: ayouha alhakim aljalil wa dhou al3elem alwase3 wal 3a9el alraje7 Barvazan..marahbé bik ba7dhana..yedhorli elwazir elakbar Abou Elkorss Kochber fassarlik 3alech estad3inek.
Barvazan: ih n3am sidna..fi may5oss el moufaoudhat m3a rassoul alImbratour ChalghoumagneII.
Dhou Sourour: sa7it..en7eb koll kelma ye9oulha wella eni en9oulha..tetarjam bi koll de99a wou wa3i wou bil ma3na elmadhbout..rahi sa3at ghalta te5li diar.
Barvazan: sidna la9ad akala alchaybou men ra2ssi alkathir.
Abou Elkorss Kochber: mela sidna enda5lou ba3ed edhnek alkahen Borstimus..BachHamba da5lou.
Bach Hamba: sidna wafe9 ye9abel rassoul alimbratour ChalghoumagneII alkahen Borstimus..yetfadhel.
Borstimus: Mes salutations les plus sincéres roi DhouSourour
Elkollhom ghazrou lil hakim Barvazan..yestanou yetarjem echnoua le5er 9al.
Barvazan: sidna Borstimus ye9oulelkom..Sabah alzenji wal ifranj wal 9afja9 wal sa9lab wal bochna9 wal tatar wal atrak.
Chaouech Esslem : sidna elmalak Dhou Sourour yerod 3alik essalam.
Barvazan: Ssalut prêtre Borstimus.
Borstimus: Je suis l’envoyé du l’empreur ChalghoumagneII..afin de vous donner son message.
Barvazan: ena alimbratour ChalhoumagneII yo9re2okom essalam wa youhanikom wa yachod 3ala aydikom wa yd3ou lakom arrab bi toul 3omor wa yatamana mena allah dawam ridhakom 3anh..wa b3ath Borstimus hedha likom.
Borstimus: mais je n’ai pas çelà..bon bref..le message de sa majesté est le suivant..puisque vous avez deçider d’envoyer une troupe d’armée afin de réprimer la liberté de protestation de votre peuple dans la zone de l’ouest contre son Agha Fehm Eddin..
Barvazan: rissalet elimbratour Chalghoumagne II tetdhamen ennou sma3 wou mohtamm ehtimam chadid ennek bech tab3ath el3askar lil bled elchar9ia bech etsodd eli7tijajat elli sayra dhed elAgha Fehm Eddin..wa bi raghem anna hedha alcha2en houa cha2en da5ili lil biled alcha9i9a..ella mayaraha al imbratrour Chalghoumagne II anna blad sadi9 mithla mamlakatikom al3adhima bi 3adhamti malikhiha malmoua9er DhouSourour..fa2ina hadha alnaoua3 mina al7alat al3abira allti yomkin etsirr fi a9wa wa a3ta elboulden..lahou sadé 3adhim fil 3alem almou7it bikom min boldan sadi9a wa cha9i9a fil jiwar walmanit9a bi siffa 3amma..eli to93ed metahhba lil a5edh daress wa 3ibar men koll 5otwa bech ta3mlouha fi may5oss hedha almaoudhou3.
Borstimus: mais ça va pas ou quoi ? tu te fous de ma gueule c’est ça ? mais j’ai rien dit de tout cela..Barvazan est ce que tu comprends au moins ce que je dis..mais c’est de la mascarade..c’est insensé..je sais pas de qui tu es entrain de traduire là.
Dhou Sourour: ech bih ya Barvazan 9a3ed bahet yethazz wou yetefadh hedha zeda.
Barvazan: sidna la79i9a 9alli chbik makech 9a3ed t3abber kilma bi kelma elli ye9oul fih..sidna klamou yesser fih talammou9 wou eni 9a3ed na3ti fik fi zebdet la7dith..continue Borstimus.
Borstimus: du n’importe quoi..bon je continue.. sa majesté l’empreur avec tout le souçis et le chagrin sur ce qui se passe là bas..vous conseille de retirer votre troupe armée immédiatement..et chatier le Agha Fehm Eddin au plus vite et donner plus de liberté au peuple de la zone ouest..sinon vos prochaines interventions auront pour conséquence son intervention divine contre votre pays et vous obligez de payer une taxe annuelle de 10000000 dinars en or et en bétailles..et sa majesté vous dit que cette fois il m’envoit moi Borstimus pour vous transmettre son dernier conseil comme étant un pays ami mûre et sage, son dernier avertissement comme étant la plus grande puissance de la zone et un pays avec lequel a une trêve et un cesse-feu avec le votre..sinon la prochaine il envoyerait toute une armée colossale à sa tête le général Sebastian de la médaille 12 chef des francs, roi d’Aktiland, protecteur des rivières peintes , du pays des Gousmans , des tzigans, des tribus des Cieux et des Terres et du royaume Chandyfar.
…………………………… essamt erahib..Barvazan meteplanti wa9ef bahet mouch 3aref ech ye9oul..Borstimus yoghrzolou bi chtarr 3in..wou elmalek wel 7achia wel 7adhrin elkoll yoghzroulou bahtin ech bih..yestanaou fih bech yefasrelhom echnoua et9al……………………………………….
Abou Elkorss Kochber: ech bik sket ya Barvazan..a7ki..9oulelna ech 9al.
Barvazan: sidna..sama7ni..bech en9oulhelek fi wejhek..ba3ed koll mat9al..sidna Chalghoumagne 9allek..3ala lssan Borstimus hedha..mouch klemi..ya rabbi kifech bech en9oulhelik..9allek ennou rahou yans7ek wou 7achek..yo2mrek ken matwa9afech jaychek elli ba3thou lil bled elchar9ia..rahou bech yab3ath jaych 3aramram bech ye7arbek 3ala rassou 9ayed elfiranja Sebastian dhou nichan althani 3achar malikou Aktiland wa 7ami bou7ayret almatlia wa bilad algosman wal ghajar wa 9abayel alsa7ab wal ardh wa mamlaket Chandyfar..
Dhou Sourour: CHNIA CHNIA CHNIA ..E5I CHBIH HEDHA..EKHI MOUCH 3AREF M3A CHKOUN YA7KI..RANI DHOUSOUROUR WOU MA ADRAK..A9WA MALEK FI HAL BLAD..EKHI MAHOUCH 5AYEF..MAHOUCH M9ADDER..YEHADED FIA..YET7AKKEM FI MOLKI..TOUSEL BIH ELJOR2A YO2MER FIA..MOUCH MA39OUL..KOCHBER YA KOCHBER……
Abou Elkorss Kochber: hadi rou7ek sidna..ya Barvazan 9ollou..mouch 3al belou elli 3anna hodna m3ah..elli rahou leklem hedha yenajem yewatter el3ale9a..welli hedha ch2en da5li ma3andou bih 7ata 3ale9a.
Barvazan: 9allek na3ref sidna.
Abou Elkorss Kochber: mela 9otli bech yab3ath Sebastian dhou nichan althani 3achar.
Barvazan: eyeh sidna.
Dhou Sourour: chkounou hedha zeda..wou chnouma hedhom malikou Aktiland wa 7ami bou7ayret almatlia wa bilad algosman wal ghajar wa 9abayel alsa7ab wal ardh wa mamlaket Chandyfar..ekhi win jaou.
Abou Elkorss Kochber: sidna ti mak ta3rafhom kathret elasmi wou 9ellet elbolden..ti ki ji tlemmhom elkoll mayjiouech fi kober barr el3orben..ti houma zouz diar wou kaleb ya3mlouha bled.
Dhou Sourour: Abou Elkorss Kochber hia el7areb mala..9bal mayjiouna nehjmou 3alihom..ab3ethelhom jaychna elkoll 3ala rassou ghazi albilad wa sa7eb eljayech Takiou Eddin Birsa..khalli yaklelhom rasshom..elmarra hedhi bacha enfarathom men b3adh’hom..bech namsa7hom mil woujoud..wou bledhom enjayarha..bech nakelhom 7chich wou rich..bech nekounelhom narr narr takel la5dher wel yabess.
Abou Elkorss Kochber: sidna estanna..jaychna wou Takiou Eddin Birsa fi jabha o5ra..yaft7ou fi mamlaket elFo9man..lazmena chouaya siyassa..
Dhou Sourour: mela Barvazan 9ollou rana 3ana 7oulfa2..yama79ouk ma79an.
Barvazan: sidna 9allek jaychana fil thnia..yestanna fil ichara..9allek ta7alofna a9wa..wou msarklinek men koll jiha..bech naza7fou 3alikom.
Dhou Sourour: mchina fil 3afess ya Kochber..mchina fil 3afess..darou 3alia elli dayrin bia..choufli 7all ya kochber choufli 7all..3alech manaba3thouch Jarouch khouja..erajel weled 7areb..ech 9olet.
Abou Elkorss Kochber: sidna Jarouch khouja ma3adech fih..tabb..Brostimus mak ta3ref elli syessa ya 7arb ya keyassa..netsawer elli enti lahné tmathel soltet Chalghoumagne II..mela fomma dima mou7adthet wou itifa9at wou tnazoulat wou mouba7thet.
Barvazan: 9allek betbi3a.
Abou Elkorss Kochber: na7na madhabina matsir ay 7areb naba3thou wa7ed menna yemathalna 3and Chalghoumagne II..yechoufou echnoua ye7eb..wou noua na7na en7ebou wou enjamou..3ala khaterna na7kiou 3al 7areb..hedhi aroua7 3abed wou 3aylet..tnajem to93ed elsanaouat.
Borstimus: d’accord..ça sera qui alors..surtout pas Barvazan.
Barvazan: 9allek ey wahed ella Barvazan.
Dhou Sourour: chkoun naba3thou mela ya Kochber..temchi enti?
Abou Elkorss Kochber: sidna eni wouzirek la3dham..ekhi kifech nemchi..houma yaba3thoulna jared babass..tab3athni eni..sidna ech 9aoulek fi weled khouk Jaafar Taraman..enti men bekri wou tamda7 fi 5issalou..essyessa tejri fi damou elmalaki.
Dhou Sourour: kharef 7atta enti..jadet 3alik..Jaafar Taraman!..ti weld khouya wou na3rfou..mayosle7 elchay..kil grallou..la yetakel wou la yala3bou bih..choufli wahed e5er..ech 9aoulek fi Jarouch khouja.
Abou Elkorss Kochber: sidna Jarouch khouja ma3dech fih..mrayedh..rabbi yoltof bih..wou mahouch mte3 mou7adthet..lazemna wahed mahouch fil 7kouma..mou9arreb wou 3andou siyassa wou lsen yeghzel la7rir..woua3i wou met’tha9ef wou 3andou 3elem kbir..bil 3arbi adhka wahed.
Dhou Sourour: win bech nal9ah eni hedha.
Abou Elkorss Kochber: ti sidna..tlawej b3id..ti 9odemek..fi 7achitek..fi diwanek..fi 9a3et el3arech mte3ik..men khiret wou adhka wou a7kem ma3andek.
Dhou Sourour: 9aeyd elghabaaaa!!!!???
Abou Elkorss Kochber: ti lé sidna..ti fi 3oudh wahed 3andek thletha..Haj Mogren.. Hafsa Ibn ElWard..wou Ezra Ben Hayoun..ech 9aoulek.
Haj Mogren.. Hafsa Ibn ElWard..wou Ezra Ben Hayoun: NA7NA? 3ALEEEEEH!
Dhou Sourour: wallah 3andek el7a9..ema kifech bech na5tarouh..nab3athouhom elthleha?
Abou Elkorss Kochber: tnajem..ema enkhayer nab3athou menhom.adhka wahed fehom..na3mloulhom emti7an.
Dhou Sourour: trah kifeh.
Abou Elkorss Kochber (metchamet): Bach Hamba..jibelna 4 trabech..zouz 7mor wou zouz khdhor..wentouma chedou essaff..koll wahed woura sa7bou..welli yoghzer wourah en9osslou rassou..elli en7otoulou tarbouch bi zhar..lazmou kif neselouh..ya3ref eltarbouch elli labsou chnoua lounou..welli maya3rafech en9ossoulou rassou..sehla mehla.
Haya we9fou ejme3a fil saff..koll wahed woura khouh.. Hafsa Ibn ElWard ..Haj Mogren..wou Ezra Ben Hayoun fil le5er..edmou3 tejri 3al khdoud..bachhamba labasshom etrabech..Haj Mogren labess tarbouch a5dher.. Hafsa Ibn ElWard labes wahed a7mer wou Ezra Ben Hayoun labes a5dher.
Hafsa Ibn ElWard yendeb fehom la3aref loun tarbouchou woula loun elli wourah..nadem 3al nhar elli ja 3al kelmtin che3er 3alehom ja rassou elyoum mché..elHaj Mogren wourah yebki bil chah9a lin tballet la7itou 3ala kelemtin 9oren 7afedhom elyoum 9am yendeb..yeseb fi 9albou fil malek wou yal3an fil nhar elli 3amal fih ya3ref wou makchouflou la7jeb..mayra ken fil tarbouch la5dher mte3 elli 9odemou wou mouch dari 3ali labssou wou mte3 Ezra.
Ezar Ben Hayoun wourah yara fil tarbouch akhder wou a7mer elli 9odemou..mouch dari 3ala rou7ou..bech ya3malha 3ala rou7ou..meskin fi 7ala..yebki bi 7rara..elyoum jé bech yessalek oumourou fil flouss..rassatlou bech yeraoua7 ma7mel rassou ma9ssouss..haya 9a3dou hekka modda..se2lhom Kochber min Ezra el Hafsa..wou la najem wahed yerod eljaoub..3aoued ba3ed modda weselhom..marra loula ethania ethaltha..wou chay..haya elmalek 9la9 wou fadd wou tla3lou la3sab 9am ye3ayet.
Dhou Sourour: BACH HAMBA SELL SIFEK WOU 7OTOU 3ALA JNAB..WOU KIF EN9OLLEK ADHREB..T9OSS ERASS TOUL..EZRA BEN HAYOUN CHNOUA LOUN KABOUSSEK.
Ezra Ben Hayoun: (yebki bedmou3 3amalha 3ala rou7ou mattfrezech fech ye9oul..3inih mzaghlelin.. dhki eni dhki.. ti chkoun 9alelkom dhki.. belahi chkoun 9alelkom dhki..ti mana3ref ne7sseb ken leflous..wou bil 3achra bil 3achra..ti ken majatech warthet jdoud rani cheded la7yout..ti 3omri madkhalet fi fla7a wella tijra..illa wou kenetli feha khssara)..ya rabbi ya rabbi..aaaaaaa..aaaaaaazra9..léééééé..aaaaaaa..a7mer sidna.
Dhou Sourour: GHALET..BACHHAMBA..9OSS.
Hedheya elrass loul yetka3ber..wledam yetartech 3al wejeh elHaj Mogren.
Dhou Sourour: ELLI BA3DOU..HAJ MOGREN CHNOUA LOUN KABOUSSEK.
Haj Mogren: (yebki bedmou3 3amalha 3ala rou7ou mattfrezech fech ye9oul..wejhou mla5le5 asfer maydourech fih eddamm..dhki eni dhki..ti kollha zhar wou mandhar..3ayech 3ala le7yet edghoff..ti eni elkotteb tardouni mennou)..ya rabbi 3aleh ya rabbi..haj..hajit m3ak ma7soub..ti 5atini..aaaaaaa..asfer..eyeh asfer..léélléé..a7mer sidna.
Dhou Sourour: GHALET..BACHHAMBA..9OSS.
Hedheya elrass ethani yetka3ber..wledam ta7et sa9in Hafsa Ibn Elward 3amel soua9i.
Dhou Sourour: ELLI BA3DOU..HAFSA IBN ELWARD CHNOUA LOUN KABOUSSEK.
Hafsa Ibn Elward: (yebki bedmou3 3amalha 3ala rou7ou mattfrezech fech ye9oul..fi 9albou ye9oul 7ayer..bech yord wi yedou5..ti chkoun 9alelkom dhki.. belahi chkoun 9alelkom dhki..ti ken jit dhki rani manich na3mel fi che3er..ti ranni el9it san3a..ti 7atta mel che3er elli en9oul fih chatrou masrou9..wou zid mana2rafech nektbou..ti na7fadh fih bessif..ahhh essif..mchit ya Hafsa mchit)..ya rabbi 3aleh ya rabbi..aaaa…a7mer sidna..wou 93ad mghamedh 3inih.yestanna fi dharba tjih men ta7et wedhnih
Dhou Sourour: wallahi tala3ha..ya3tih essa7a..ech 9aouelk ya Kochber..haou tla3 dhki.
Abou Elkorss Kochber: wallahi sallakha..
Wou tertaaaaaaaaf.. Hafsa Ibn Elward..yetelta5 rami larb3a.
Dhou Sourour: ah ah ah..hahahahaha..yedhorli mil far7a da5..Bach Hamba choufou..rochou 3alih elmé khali yefi9.
Bach Hamba : sidna..allahou akbar..Hafsa Ibn Elward edaoum lillah..yehdorli fih mil far7a 9albou sket.
Dhou Sourour: la 7aoula wala 9ouata illa bellah..3ala mourad ellah..nab3athou mela Jaafar Taraman.

(Jaafar Taraman 3amal elmou7adthet..wou tsabeb fi 7areb met feha elli met..kenet natijetha ta9sim lebled..wou tachrid la3bed..wa ila yaoumina hedha..elmamlka ma9ametlhach 9yema..watamdhi alayam)……………………………………………………..….elmarra hedhi woufet bel7a9./.

7kayet elmalek DhouSourour (joze2 thani) : El chakeya

25 Jan

Dhou Sourour: …ya Bach7anba..da5el Hafsa Ibn ElWard..khalih bi hal mounasba ya3tina a7la el9sayed wou lach3ar..Haj Mogren..o93ed m3ana nawarna wou barkelna bi 7dhourek..wallahi meli ritek wou 7abitek..tamantni wou baradtli 3ala 9albi..wou blastek wallet 3alia fi m9ami.
Bach Hamba: sidna wafe9 ye9abel Hafsa Ibn ElWard..yetfadhel.
Elchakeya: wou na7na wa9tech?..3anna modda nestanaou..ma3adech enajmou nosbrou..3ayina.
Bach Hamba: na9ess blé 7essek enti wayeh..lé tethazou elkoll lil fal9a..sidna yotlob elli yerid..enti t7eb wou houa ye7eb..wou rabbi ya9dhi eli sidna tlab.. Hafsa Ibn ElWard..od5el.
Hafsa Ibn ElWard: asslamaou 3al malikina aljlil man bin ro2yetihi yat3afa al3lil..man bitallatihi ygharou elnassim..man yaminohou a55adhou al7amim..assalamou 3al 3ala malikina alhoumam..man alcha3bou lahou ghari9oun fil houyam..man bi wasfihi yantahi alkalam..man bi jamalihi youghredou al7amam..assalamou 3al malikin menhou 9alil..man 5youlou jondhi la takofou 3an essahil..toudhi9ou jonda al3adoui alfa wouil..asslamaou 3ala malikin maf3alouhou kollouhou khayron aou jamil..man sitouhou yosma3ou 3an alfi mil.
Chaouech Esslem : sidna elmalak Dhou Sourour yerod 3alik essalam.
Dhou Sourour: ayouah ya Cha3erna Hafsa Ibn ElWard..chnoua 3andek lina fi hal nhar elmezyen men che3er behi takhou bih la39al.
Hafsa Ibn ElWard: sidna konet taou barek en9ollek fih.
Dhou Sourour: sarra hedha mouch slem ?
Hafsa Ibn ElWard: lé sidna hedha che3ri.
Dhou Sourour: behi behi..sa7it sa7it..Khaznadar a3tih 100 dinars..ema 9olli ech ma3neha “man yaminohou a55adhou al7amim”..ech to9sed beha?..Abou elkorss Kochber fhemet ech yo9ssed bi“man yaminohou a55adhou al7amim “?
Abou elkorss Kochber : …(yeg7er li Hafsa Ibn ElWard)…..lé sidna….el3eref 3erfek.
Dhou Sourour: 9olli ech ma3neha “man yaminohou a55adhou al7amim”..ech to9sed beha?
Hafsa Ibn ElWard..3ere9 fi blasstou..tlafet lil wazir Abou elkorss Kochber yal9ah yeg7erlou..bla3 ri9ou wou 9all lil malek.
Hafsa Ibn ElWard: sidna elli 9sadtou..mayjich 9atra fil b7ar melli fhemtou..sidna 3elmek chase3 wou na7na mena ella 3ochor min lsanek.
Dhou Sourour: s7i7 s7i7..sa7it sa7it..haya bara o93ed ghadi.. wou nawarna bi tha9aftek wou kelemek elmezyen..wallahi meli sma3tek 7abitek..atrabtni wou mata3tnii..wou blastek wallet 3alia fi m9ami..Bech Hamba da5el Ezra Ben Hayoun.
Bach Hamba: sidna wafe9 ye9abel Ezra Ben Hayoun..yetfadhel.
Elchakeya: wou na7na wa9tech?..3anna modda nestanaou..ma3adech enajmou nosbrou..3ayina..rana tobna..tharina.
Bach Hamba: na9ess blé 7essek enti wayeh..lé tethazou elkoll lil fal9a..sidna yotlob elli yerid..enti t7eb wou houa ye7eb..wou rabbi ya9dhi eli sidna tlab.. Ezra Ben Hayoun..od5el.
Ezra Ben Hayoun: asslema sidna..charaftna ya sidna..nawartna ya sidna..9adrek 3ali ya sidna.
Chaouech Esslem : sidna elmalak Dhou Sourour yerod 3alik essalam.
Dhou Sourour: echnia a7wel essou9 ya Ezar.
Ezra Ben Hayoun: fi khir wou ne3ma sidna..esel3a maoujouda wel flous kayna..el9awafel men koll bled sadma 3alina koll youm..wou laswe9 lo5ra yeghred feha elboum..sel3etna wou tijaretna mafomma fi 7ata bled..ya bou galeb e7lib elghoula tal9ah..wou hedha ma9aoua som3etna..Chabandar ettojar wassel m3aya esslem el7adhretkom..wou tojjar lebled elkoll ye3abroulek 3al m3azethom..ema sidna eni elyoum jitek fi 7kaya cha5ssia..momken ta3mel 7assassia..ken ta3tini laman..bech na7ki metman wou no5rej salman.
Dhou Sourour: a7ki wou 3alik laman..rak fi 7dhouri..wou fi 9assri..wou kelmet elmalek matetrad.
Ezra Ben Hayoun: sidna 3andi henchir fil bled el9eblia..zare3 fih kol matest5ayel..mel maoujoud welli jaybou men barra..ya sidi etnajem et9oul janna fou9 laredh..edakhel mennou fil khir wel barka..nekel wou nwakkel mennou fi 40 3ayla..wou 3amel 7arakia kbira fil bled el9belia..henchir yadharbou bih elmathal 7ata fil boulden elli woura leb7ar..eyeh 3ad elagha wel gayed kif sam3ou bia..wallaou yejiouni koll mdida yotlbou menni elmajba..eni el7a9 dfa3et marra wou thnin wou tlatha..la79i9a elkhir bzayed..well flous machia lechkoun..mahou llesyadetkom wou eldaouletna..wou hekka elmanf3a t3omm 3al la3bed elkoll..ema el7a9 ya sidi..sama7ni fil kelma elagha wel gayed kathrou 3ala mawassaouh..wou el3abdou lillah wallit da5el fil khssara..wou wallit ma3adech manal9a bech enwakkel wou nes9i..wou kima ye9oul ejbed matrod ejbel tethad..wel sod9a matso7 ken matzazi ommali eddar..eyjichi nadfa3 men jibi..yejichi entarred elkhadema..yejichi na9ta3 larze9..wou enhamel aradhi wou arze9..ti 7atta elchojra tsabe7 3andha 3alina 7a9..welli mayetla’ha eb chojra zra3ha yetsamma fi eddenia sra9..wou hedhi aredh malkinha jdoud 3andhom edhour..eyeh 3ad eni 9olet nemchi lil diwan..nechki lel9ayem lamer..eli esta9balni..9ali makech khir men ghirek..ta3ti wou fommek saket..matchakka 7ad..louah jay..eni manekedhebech 3alik..chadit s7i7 wou 9otlou 7ram mouch ma39oul manich dafe3..chay sabbni wou sabbli baba.
Dhou Sourour: sabbek fi 9asri fi diwani!.
Ezra Ben Hayoun: sidna eni ma9ala9nich ki sabni..ema 9ala9ni kif sabblek bouk..wou bouk mit.
Dhou Sourour: KIFEH..KIFEH..KIFEH..SABBLI BABA..ECHKOUN..ECHKOUNOU WELED LA7RAM WELLI YETJARA2 WI SEBBNI..9OLLI 3ALIH..NESFERLOU EB3OMROU.
Ezra Ben Hayoun: sidna mtghachech rou7ek..kima ye9oulou..en3ambou elbay fi ghyebou..sidna momken 3ala khaterni etkallamet houa ebghoch enta9 men ghir mayoch3or..houa s7i7mouch moubarer..wou mouch ma39oul wou yestahel yet9ass rassou..eb3amltou g3ar eltabl..ema mak ta3ref yejichi elwahed ye9oss yeddou limin elli yekel beha..3afa allahou 3amma salaf..eni metnazel 3ala 7a9i elma3naoui.. ema enajmou nal9aou 7all..wou taswiya..ech rayek..yekoun mennek la39al weddin..enti kbirna wou mennek net3allmou wou yejina khirna..enti krim wou na7na nestahlou..wou houa ghlot en3adiouhalou..wou inchalah ma3adech ye3aoued sana3tou.
Dhou Sourour: Abou elkorss Kochber..sma3et bil 7kaya..haou 9alli hedha wahed kif yeddi limin?
Abou elkorss Kochber : …(yeg7er el Ezra Ben Hayoun)…..lé sidna….awal marra nasma3 bil 7kaya..ataou nondhrou wenda9e9ou fil maoudhou3.
Dhou Sourour: Ghlebtni eb7ossen a5la9ek ya Ezra..wou inchalah hal 3amla mat3oud marra okhra..eni manardhach yessir fi wahed mil ra3ia mte3i kifman hekka..lidha elyoum matraoua7 ken far7an wou radhi 3alli sarr..bech na3mloulek affare..Khaznadar..osroflou 10000 dinars..wou ya Kochber..Ezra Ben Hayoun mo3fa mil majba ila yaoum yob3athoun..kelmti et9alet wou twalli faraman.. Ezra Ben Hayoun..o93ed m3ana wou charaffna ebfadhlek..wallahi meli ritek 7abitek..wou blastek wallet 3alia fi m9ami…ya BachHamba..echkoun mazal ?
Bach Hamba: sidna mazelou elchakaya.
Dhou Sourour: hay miselich..dakhalhom.
Bach Hamba: sidna wafe9 ye9abel Echakaya..yetfadhelou.
Elchakeya: wa akhiran.
Haya elchakeya dakhlou..wafed men barr el3orben..dakhlin mdanksin ryousshom..yehezou fi yedehom et9oul yadhrbou 3al bendir..wou matsma3hom ken ye9oul wajallin..7alethom mezria..mghabrin mbal7tin..maskhin mjaloutin..chaytin ghaffin..mojrabin m9amlin emba3bchin mhamlin..a7ssen wahed fehom ri7tou fommou mantna.. idha etkallem..ot9oum tebki wet9oul “ya yomma”..3ala ri7et elgomma elli kharja men fomma..fehom zenss ri7a jiffa..ta3fess 3al 9aleb..te9leb fomm elme3da..etradedek fi msarnek..zid 7wayejhom mhaderchin mba93in mra93in..ch3ourethom mzaytin mcha3chtin..wel da3mech rekez lokza 3al 3inin….haya we9fou 9oddem elmalek..elli y7ok ye7ok..welli yojrech yojrech..welli yefli yefli..mhantlin..mou7chin..fi a5yeb 7ala momken etkoun..wou ahwen wahed fehom labes chkara mte3 zitoun.. haya te7naou wou 9allou essalamou 3alaykom ya sidna.
Chaouech Esslem : sidna elmalak Dhou Sourour yerod 3alikom essalam.
Dhou Sourour: echnia sebbetkom..wa chnia hal ri7a elmantna wel 7ala elmouzria elli fikom?
Bach Hamba: kifech todkhlou 3ala soultan..lé hemma wou lé feyna wou lé 7osen hendam.
Haya 9a3dou ghzrou leb3adh’hom..mouch 3arfin ech bech ya3mlou wella ech koun bech yetkallem fehom.
Abou elkorss Kochber : haya anta9 mennek lih..elmalek ma3ndouch ken entouma lahi bih.
Hay et9adem wahed menhom rajel kbir..makammel 3al le5er..et9oul mte3 ya krim mte3 allah..etjouz 3alih esod9a..wou ken teghselou et7ejj fih.
Elrajel lekbir: Jinek men barr el3orban.. Jinek men barr el3orban..
Talibin men jahek elaman..bech galbena ya7ki metman..
3an 7alena mtloug el lissan..3ala hammena elli kasser elsaouen..
Ya malek inchalah 7okmek yedoum.. Ya malek inchalah 7okmek yedoum..
Wou tonser ezaweli wel madhloum..Wou tsale7 7alena lemchoum..
Wel Gholb elli mkaddess bil koum..3ala krayem kbirna weli 3omra youm..
Ya malek rak enta lina..Wel wasf 7alena elyoum lik jina..
Wou same7na ken 3alik ebtina..Sa3ayan li 3adlek harina sagina..
Dhou Sourour: klem zin wou che3er fhim..chaoua9touni bech na3ref essbab eli 5allekom fi hal 7ala.
Haya et9adem wahed e5er..fil mandher yodher asgher mil le5er..wou fil el7ala at3ess menou.
Elrajel ethani : Sidna..rahou 9ass 3alina elmé.
Dhou Sourour: 3ad ye9oss 3alikom elmé..etjiouni lahné?..wou fil la3fann hedha..3ad choftou elchikh mte3kom..7kitou m3a lagha wella elwalli..chbik mab3athtouch ela3yen mte3kom.
Elrajel lekbir: sidna eni houa elchikh..wou hadhom elkoll a3yen mte3 a3yen elbled.
Dhou Sourour: hedhom!!!???9ass 3alikom elmé wallitou hakka..mela ardhel el9aoum elli fikom 7alethom kifech?
Elrajel lekbir: at3ass sidna at3ass..7alhom yebaki elkafer..7alhom ye5azez elkebda..o7 o7 o7..sama7ni sidna ri9i cha77777.
Dhou Sourour: lil darja hedhi!!!???erta7 erta7..enti 9olli..ekhi 9ade3 3andkom ma9ssous elmé ?
Elrajel ethani : Sidna..rahou 9ass 3alina 3andou 6 ch’hor
Dhou Sourour: 6 Ch’hor???!!
Elrajel ethani : eyeh sidna..sidna en9ollek 7aja..en9ollek 7aja..haya l’imam mte3 lebled ftelna elli loudhou 7aram..fomma chkoun ftelou yejouz ennou yebatel esslet..
Dhou Sourour: abay!!lil darja hedhi 3aleh ?
Elrajel thani : sidna haou wahed menhom 3abed mota9i mafalatech faredh melli 3omrou sab3a snin.. 3andou ch’har masallech..emfallet elslawet elkoll wou zid arb3a jom3at..limam ftelou eljom3a elli fetit eli yejouz tabtil esslet.
Dhou Sourour: léh ?
Elrajel thaleth : sidna 3arrasset 3andi setta ch’hour..nhar sbe7i 9ass elmé wou men wa9tha ma3adech ennajem nsalli..sidna ech bech en9oul elrabbi nhar e5er sidna..ech bech en9oul elrabbi.
Dhou Sourour: eyeh kif enti 3ala janaba wel mé ma9ssous 3alik..mchit lil 7amem daouechet.
Elrajel thaleth : sidna mahou eni moula el7ammem.
Dhou Sourour: abay !!lil darja hedhi ?..mafommech mé jemla ?ekhi mela kifech tochrbou wou terwaou ?
Elrajel thani : wou a3dhem sidna ..wou a3dhem..ti la fomma dar wella hammem wella jame3 wella fast9ia wella bir wella majel wella 3in fiha 9otra..ritou hedha elli wa9ef bessif..ritou hedha elli fommou abyedh che7 mcha9e9..ritou?..hedha ya sidi ben sidek..elsa99a mte3na..3andou arb3a jom3at madha9ech elmé..wou hedhaka sidna..hedheka elli kollou rmal..ritou..hedheka jé yetyamem bil rmal lso9 fih..3ala 9ad mahou yetlabbet..sidi en9ollek 7aja okhra..fomma chkoun jé yena7i fi dabchou..tezla3..eljleda mchet m3a triko elkhal3a..ch3ouretna zaytet etnasslet..eteberia kletna..el9mal 3achech fina..eni wahed mil enness..wahed mil enness..ba3bachet sidna ba3bachet..mil jarchen zla3et rou7i..etjarra7et..etjarra7et..bil 9i7 sidna bil 9i7..zid ejrrab héj fina wel demel..7ata mil doud dawadna sidna.. 7ata mil doud dawadna..rana mlabtin mantnin khamjin 3afnin..tetsawer nor9dou fi 3ezz echté wel chbabek ma7loulin..rahou gajgej 3alina eldheban wou ay haycha takel eljifa walla 7ayawan..mana7kilikech 3ala mi7adhetna..zayed bech en9ollek kifech na3mlou feha wou kifech 7aletna kif no5rjou menha..en5alik test5ayel wa7dek..wella louach test5ayel chemm ebkhachmek taref wou ataou ta3ref..ti wallaou mi7adhetna blayess ma3adech tet9rab rahou..ken temchi fehom etayer elmé..elmardhan bil ta3oun yewalli chay madhmoun..elchay feha k7al..yebess kil 7jar..sidna 3ala marri7a walat 3atia msadd..9ollna enlemmou edbach elkoll wou na3mlouh kodess kbir wou na7r9ouh..ya sidi 93ad joma3tin tekel fih ennar wou la7ab yeta7ra9.
Dhou Sourour: eyeh wou hadha elkoll 3alech wou sebtou kifech…wel gayed mte3kom chkounou..ech 3amalelkom ?
Elrajel thani : sidna ekher gayed jé 3anna esmou Kar3 Dhib..melli jé..ba3ed joma3tin ta9ta3 elmé..houa la79i9a 3ala 7asseb elmedeb mte3 elkotab mte3na..9alena elli sbab 9at3an elmé..hia elnafoura..eli baneha wahed mil aghawet fi kasrou ejdid elli ba7dha lebled..masset koll 9otra dayra bina.
Dhou Sourour: Mouch ma39oul..Kochber hedheya ksar chkoun ?
Abou elkorss Kochber : sidna elksar ejdid elli haditou elweld khouk Jaafar Taraman.
Dhou Sourour: ahhhhhhhh..behi..behi..9ararna faraman li barr el3orban..na7nou almalek Dhou Sourour..awalan..Bach Hamba kallef elkhoddem ennhou ye7elou echbabek we biban..khali lahoua yedour..thanian hezouhom daouchoulhom..wes9iouhom..lin yarwawou..faou7oulhom..wou ejdid labsouhom..ab3athou m3ahom 5 bramel mé..thalithan..esstanna 9bal..entouma 9a3din tadf3ou fil majba ?
Elrajel thani : sidna edfa3na loula..ema ethania ma3anech bech..hanacherna cha7et..wou zwayelna matet..sa7etna woufet..wou arze9na mchét..el9a7et wou 9assan elmé..makhalach fina.
Dhou Sourour: mahouch moubarer..9assan elmé..hedha 7aja men 3and rabbi..kontou etnajmou et3aoulou mennou..testahlou..hedha yetsamma ehmal..mela thalithan chabab barr el3orban yendham ila 3askar al9ayed Tal7a Ibn Tabarouch..Rabi3an amr imam barr el3orban..bi salat alistes9a2 koll youm..lin rabbi ya3ti khirou.
ElChakeya : SIDNA !!!!!???????
Dhou Sourour: haya elli ba3dou Bach Hamba..chkoun mazel.
BachHamba : sidna mazel rassoul alImbratour ChalghoumagneII..alkahen Borstimus.
Dhou Sourour: khalih yestanna chouaya lin yedour lahoua wou tetna7a erri7a..effffff..mantanhom mantanhom..pffffff..makhmajhom..7assess elli ri7a los9et fia..faou7ouli..t7eblena halbit hedhi enchamsouha jom3a 3al a9al..wou tet3aoued kollha tetghssel wou tettbayedh..ohhhh mala 3afan mala 3afan..mat9ollich Borstimus rahom wou houa yestanaou.
BachHamba : lé sidna 3amalna elwajeb..marahomech..
Dhou Sourour: ken elhakim Barvazan elbarra dakhalhouli?
Bach Hamba: sidna wafe9 ye9abel Alhakim Barvazan..yetfadhel.
………………………………………………………………..yatba3 mazelet twila elhamm./.

7kayet elmalek DhouSourour (joze2 loul) : Elmnama

23 Jan

Abdallah ibn Mouchach 7ka marra 3ala elmalek DhouSourour..hedha malek 9oui kbir wou chanou 3adhim..malek yo7kem ba7kamou wou la men 7ad lamou..malek mali 3archou wou chab3an fi kerchou..khazayenou msatfa bil dh’hab wou bil fedha wel flouss wou mel jouher wel diamant wel ya9out wel zmorred wel louli elli fi kober ka3bet elkarmouss..wou zid mostatib elaman wou re9ed metman..3ala khater cha3bou 3ayech fi na3im wou khir..wou ma yed3ilou ken bil sa77a wou elrebe7 lekthir..Sayedd 3ala bled la tra feha metsawel wou lé f9ir..wyo7kem fi aradhi wou b7our..mamlka matghibech feha elchams wou la tnajem et7ed’ha ebsour..jiranou wou akhouanou mennou met9arbin..wou 3edwanou mennou metkhaoufin..erajel bil 9oua rebe7..wou fil syessa fale7..erajel mota9i met’thae9ef wou 3alem..mnin etdaourou yedour..yefhem fi koll loumour..idha etkallem a9na3 wou ken tghachech bil 7ram yefarge3..Bon hedha 3al e9lila ech same3 wou ech yera..ema 7al lebled wou la3bed maya3rfou berassmi ken elwouzir la3dhem mte3ou Abou elkorss Kochber..hedha ya sidi mel la3bed eli tkhaf mennou..kif tetjbed sirtou..la3bed etwalli..yalli yeko7 yeko7.. welli yechre9 yechre9..welli yeghoss yeghoss..welli yechre9 yechre9..wouzir yekhaoufou bih esghar wel kbar..sirtou baoulet rejelha 3al roua7ha..mafoomach wa7ed jebdou fi traken wou ma wallech yeghozer 3ala jnabatou..welli yewalli yal3an firou7ou yal3an..elwazir Kochber kif yetghachech yendemek 3al nhar elli touledet fih..men sirtou wou khyalou3er9et rjel wou gat3et esnadid..el7assilou ejbdou fi 7adhba tefre9..elli ye9ollek idha alwazir Abou elkorss Kochber 3atass 3atssa..fomma wahed nawi elrassou 9assa wella elsa9ih 7achcha..wouzir 9dim ab 3an jadd..essirifa el7arfa mte3ou elkoll kenet chadda elsolta..yefhem fil ch9i9a wel ri9i9a.. ya3ref eldhaher wel mot5obi fil bled..dabet elnamla ye3lem beha..elbled elkoll yedaouer feha ebsob3ou esghir..mafommech kbira wella sghira maye3lemech biha wella matet3adech 3ala yedih..jibek ya3ref 9adech fih..echnoua t3achit..echnoua 9dhit..bech teblit..3alech ka7it wou wa9tech e5er marra bassit.. Mafommech wahed may5afech mennou..7bib wel 3adou wella ghrib..
mafommechi wali wella gayed wella chi5 arab wella chi5 trab wella amir 3askar wella 9ayed jaych maye5tem ba5tamou wella yobsem ebsob3ou lekbir..ken lil alwazir Abou elkorss Kochber yastachir..houa yasidi lsan elmalak..3in elmalak..woudhen elmalak..yed elmalak..sa9 elmalak..mokh elmalak ..el7assilou houa elmalak men chouchet rassou elsorrtou..men ghadi el louta loumour lo5ra t’hem esolat el3olya lil malak.
Elmalak Dhou Sourour yasma3 klemou fi mo3dham ela7yen..ken fi 7alalet elmalak tal3etlou elkalba men elkalb wou tbalssam wa9tha alwazir Abou elkorss Kochber elli yekhafou mennou la3bed..yekhaf men malak wou yenafadhlou awamrou..ema ghaliban elkelma kelmtou wel choura chourtou ken fi 7kayet esslat wel makla wel bnet..lahna elmalak Dhou Sourour houa elfate9 enate9.
9adech men marra alwazir Abou elkorss Kochber t3aredh el3amaliet eghtiyal wou mna3 menha..9adech men marra 3amloulou makida wou dassissa men elboldan el3adoua wou men mounaf9i elksar..ema chay enafe3 allah..erajel m7assen mdhamen..ti bel3akes wa9t’ha yezid yecha3afhom wou yezid ymarmed eb7alhom..wi yenadamhom 3ala 3mayelhom.
Ema bissifa 3amma loumour machia mastra kif ezit fou9 elmé.
Watamdhi alayam.
Haya ya sidi ben sidek..fomma nhar elmalak Dhou Sourour 9am essbe7 ta3eb fachel mhad’hed..elkober wel jawari kamlou 3ala 7altou..allah ghaleb badnou walla ma3adech mtaou3ou..9am mel farech bessif..3inih mnaf5in..7ouayjou fou9 menou las9in..fommou wou badnou mlabtin..
Nada 3al khodem wou 7kom 3alihom yenadioulou 3ala jana7 elsor3a el Haj Mogren bech yefasarlou mnama jettou ellil..haya 7allou elchbebek wel biban wou badlou lahou wou rachou elzhar fil blayess elkoll..haya hazouh ..wou 9odem etoilette estanaouh..wou bima ennou feha bet..da9ou 3alih elbab..yatla3chi elda5el met.. ghesslouh..labssouh..fawou7ouh ..wou nasboulou etawla bech yeklou elli yetch’haouh..
Tawla toulha toulin wou 3ordh’ha 3ordhin..taoula twakel 150..bech yeklou menha ethnin…feha koll chay..mil 3assir lil 7alib lil 9haoui li tay..li 3assayed..lil bssissa..lil moratbat..lil mojalghat..lil gatouet..feha kol matecht’hi el3in wou marat…salla elsobe7 wou men ba3ed chammer 3ala yedih..wou ma9am ken mar7al bil tawla..etaka..etnahed wou 9al ‘ a7it’..9aletlou eljaria eli m3ah
ELjaria : Sidi et7eb enadehom..eyjiboulek ken t7eb etzid.
Dhou Sourour : 9alelha elhamdoulah..makla 9am9ouma wou ziyeda 3al chba3 mchouma..enhar ra7..wou lazemni enchouf khedmet elyouma.
Haya 9am wou el7achia daret bih..machi lil diouan win elwezra testana fih..fi maoukeb 3dhim..wel 5odem edadech bih..wel ra3ia rak3a ta7et sa9ih..haya et7al elbab elwezra te7naou yesalmmou
Elwezra (elkoll m3a b3adh’hom): ESSALAM 3ALAYKOM YA SA7EB ELJAH .
wou chaouech esslem jaouebhom ebsoutou elchajiy.
Chaouech esslem : sidna elmalak Dhou Sourour yerod 3alikom essalam.
Haya elmalek traba3 3al 3arech etaka 3al mesned..7at yedou 3ala marfe9 mte3 elkorssi..samma besmellah..wou tlafet lil wazir Abou elkorss Kochber wou 9alou.
DhouSourour : ayouah ya wazir Kochber..ech 3ana fi jadouel elkhedma elyoum.
Abou elkorss Kochber : Sidna elyoum 3anna..awalan tansib gayed jdid 3al bled elgharbia
Dhou Sourour: eyeh s7i7.
Abou elkorss Kochber : Sidna mazelt chaded s7i7 fi ta3yin weld khoukom Jaafar Taraman?
DhouSourour : eyeh 3aleh.
Abou elkorss Kochber : sidna mak ta3ref lebled elgharbia..ommaliha s3ab..3arouchet rabet binethom edam..wa9fin leb3adh’hom fi kol fare7 wou ghamm..wou 3anna menhom fadhel kbir fi mad5oul elmezania..Jaafar Taraman mazal sghir wou ma3andouch elkhebra elkafia fi oumour essyessa..eni khammamet na3tiouh manseb fil diwan elmou3amalat elkharijia..win yet3allem essyessa wel kyessa wou tandhim eloumour.
DhouSourour : awalan ya Kochber eni kif en9arrer enti mat5amamech..wou thanian s3ab 3ala roua7hom ya Kochber!!..Chkounhom houma bech na3mloulhom 7sseb..chkoun yo7kem fil bled eni wella hal 3abed!..Jaafar Taraman wouleyed behi..yenajem rou7ou..rahou mel 3ayla elmelka..7akem men soleb 7akem..rahi essyessa tejri fi damna..kelmti mouta3a ya Kochber.
Abou elkorss Kochber : essame3 wel ta3a..mela sidna tektbelna elkhitab elli bech naba3thouh la3yen lebled.
DhouSourour : ya Bach Kateb..ekteb..ba3ed besmellah elra7men elra7im.. Inna cha3bana fi mazid elizrada2 wa ta9adom..wa Li anna alcha3b tasyirou sa3b..wou lazmou siyassa mouch la3b..9arrarna innou en7otou elamal fi kamcha hmal bech yesal7ou lebled wou yekounou 9odwa lil 3abed..b3athnelkom weldna wou sidkom Jaafar Taraman..wou nasabneh bi sifet Gayed 3al bled..wa sallam 3ala man etaba3a elhouda wou kana allahou fi 3aoun eljami3..e5tem..Hay elli ba3dou.
Abou elkorss Kochber : fi may5oss 7kayet el Agha Fehm Eddin.. bima ennou estanjed bina bech enchoufoulou 7all m3a elra3ia elli kharjet grinat’ha..wou 3assat awamrek..wou emtan3ou 3ala daf3an elmajba.. 9arrana bi esmkom el3ali..enou nab3thou al9ayed Tal7a ibn Tabarouch..bech ye2anabhom..wou ya9ta3 rass elfetna.. wi ye3ayen wa9tiyan el agha elA3ouass Ibn elAkhchan..lin enbettou fi amr elagha Fehm Eddin.
DhouSourour : souab souab..ema elagha elA3ouass Ibn elAkhchan..mouch barcha 3alehom..mak ta3rfou moudhi wou yeddou twila..tetchafa3 mennou ejbel.
Abou elkorss Kochber : bahilhom sidna bahilhom..bech elmarra eljaya ya3mlou 7ssabhom..wetkounelhom hedhi tri7et ettouba..9allek ech 9al 3alik..ti ma3anach barcha melli dfa3na elmajba loula..wou ma3anach flous..nbi3ouchi dbachna bech nadaf3ou..nmoutouchi bil charr..inchalah ya9dhaou..wou lé oumour eddawoula mayeta9dhaou.
DhouSourour : eyeh wel majba chnoua sarr feha..7ata eltaou.
Abou elkorss Kochber : sidna sba9tni fil 7adith..madhabina enzidou fi 3adad el9abadha bech enajmou nla79ou enlemmou elmajba el9dima wel jdida..wa illa t7ebelna 3amin okhrin bech enlemou elmajba mte3 essné..wou trassilna elmajba mte3 3am ejay en2ajlouha.
DhouSourour : kollou ella taou5ir..tsarref ya Abou elkorss Kochber tsarref.
Abou elkorss Kochber : 7adher sidna.
DhouSourour : wou fi maykhoss elsaba..winou..winou..winou 9ayed elghaba?
9ayed elghaba: haouini sidna.
DhouSourour : fomma saba essné..fomma khir?
9ayed elghaba: sidna el7amdoulah..rabbi 3até khirou..sabbet mli7 essné..wou menghir tabrouri..3ana el9ame7 wou ch3ir wou zitoun wou el9aouaress bi jami3 anwe3’ha..3anna elfoul wel 7omes..wel khodhra mil 5ass..lil fejel lil bitenjal..3ala koll loun ya krima.
DhouSourour : ekhi 9oulouli na7ki m3a wouzir wella khadhar..9ali 3anna wou 3anna wou 3anna..ekhi dakhel e3otria ritni..9olli fomma moswar fil sabba..fomma flous da5la..fomma ne3ma..fomma matakel hal la3bed.
9ayed elghaba: eyeh n3am sidna wou enzidek zyeda..bech enbi3ou lil kharej.
DhouSourour : behi behi..hayel chay 3adhim..tnajem tosket taou..chnoua fomma e5er ya Kochber.
Abou elkorss Kochber : kahaou sidna fi may5oss oumour edawla..fomma marsoul men 3and el
imbratour ChalghoumagneII yestanna fik bi rissala.
DhouSourour : ChalghoumagneII ?!!..inchalah khir..ech 9am 3alih..mouch 3amel hodna m3ana..ekhi mouch kla 3ala mramtou ekher marra kif b3athnelou ghazi albilad wa sa7eb eljayech Takiou Eddin Birsa..chbih ya Kochber ma estefsartouch ?chkoun b3ath ?
Abou elkorss Kochber : sidna la79i9a ma3andi 7ata khbar..3inina fi 9ssarhom majabou 7ata khbar yest7a9 edheker..sidna houa b3ath ..alkahen Borstimus..ema mak ta3ref fil lougha 3andi 3odher..eni b3athet lil 7akim wa dhou el3elem alfasi7 Barvazan moutarjem fasi7..yetkallem bitala9a 28 lougha menha loughat elsokrem wel bokrem..houa 9a3ed taou yestanna 9odem elbab.
DhouSourour : a7ssen ma3malet..rabbi ye9adder elkhir..hedha ChalghoumagneII balbaz..wou yedhorli naoui 3al khnan..tetsawer mennou koll chay.
Abou elkorss Kochber : sidna enda5elhoulek ?
DhouSourour : n3am !!? chbik tetbassem enti wayeh ?
Abou elkorss Kochber : sidna no9ssed alkahen Borstimus..endakhlou?
DhouSourour : estanna..khalih yestanna..khalina enchoufou 7al era3ia..bach hamba..fomma chakeya?
Bach Hamba: sidna..fomma wafed jay men barr el3orben..taleb bi il7a7 kbir ennou ye9abel ma3alikom..3andhom nharin yestanou fil idhen mennkom..sidna fomma zeda elcha3er Hafsa Ibn Elward..3andou 9assida mad7ia li jalaletkom..sidna fomma zeda etajer elyahoudi Ezra Ben Hayoun..9al fi maoudhou3 5ass m3ak 3andou may9oul..wou a5iran fomma elHaj lefdhil sa7eb elbarakat el3adhima wel 3elem elwase3..elhaj Mogren..jebnah 3al jana7 elsor3a men 9obtou fi 7amedet sidi elGeryen telibyatan li estde3akom..bech yefasrelkom el7elem mte3kom..bechkoun nabdaou enda5lou sidna..elchakeya?
DhouSourour : elchakeya yestanaou..da5el elhaj Mogren.
Bach Hamba: sidna wafe9 ye9abel elhaj Mogren..yetfadhel.
Elchakeya: wou na7na wa9tech?..3anna modda nestanaou..ma3adech nosbrou.
Bach Hamba: na9ess 7essek enti wayeh..lé tethazou elkoll lil fal9a..sidna yotlob elli yerid..enti t7eb wou houa ye7eb..wou rabbi ya9dhi elli sidna tlab..haj Mogren..od5el.
Haj Mogren: essalam 3ala sidna wou malekna..wou taj rassna..wou nour wou 9arret 3inina..7amina..wou mba3ed leblé 3alina..elli mwakalna wou mhanina..welli woujdna fi 7yetou khssara lih wou rebe7 lina..bech to2mroni sidna.
Chaouech Esslem : sidna elmalak Dhou Sourour yerod 3alik essalam.
DhouSourour : barektek 7allet ya haj..ya haj sma3et bik..elli enti 3abed sale7 metzahed fi eddenia wou mafeha..wou tlawej 3al e5ra..metwadhe3 mettfa9eh..sade9 kelemtek t9oulha moudhia wella feha 3ebra..wou louken elsa7eb jah walla sa7eb ghalba..sma3et elli enti ta3lem elli t5abba..wou ta3ref elli sar wou sebba..3elmek fih ejnoun t7ir wou 5oufek ken men rabbi kbir.
Haj Mogren: bi kol tawadho3 ya maoulena..s7i7 elli 9oltou elkoll.
DhouSourour : lihadha naditek elyoum..bech tfasarli 7elem m5alini mahmoum..wou mtayarli men 3inaya ennoum.
Haj Mogren: lé yewaj3ek ya maoulana..a7kili enawourek.
DhouSourour : ya sidi ben sidek 7lemet ebrou7i..fi blassa kbiiiiiira..9a7la mafiha 7ad..la tir wou lé 7ayaouen wou lé ensan..nemchi wahdi 3ala sa9ia fil ch’hili..wou lé 7ad mdhalalni wou lé 7ad 7amini..elchames s5ouna ton9eb rass el3asfour..haya 93adet nemchi wou nerta7 nemchi wou nerta7..haya lin enra fi zahmoula ka7la men b3id..mchitlou nejri wou neta3thar wou enti7..nejri wou neta3thar wou enti7..mchammer 3ala jelbabi..7efyen 7atet balgheti farda fi yeddi limin ta7et wou elli fil essar 9a3det..wouselet nal9a 7it kbir wou twil fih bab 3adhim 7did wou lou7..rass asgher mosmar fih kbir et9oul 9as3a mte3 kosksi.
Haj Mogren: elbab msaker wella ma7loul?
DhouSourour : msaker.
Haj Mogren: khla3tou?
DhouSourour : lé.
Haj Mogren:nagazet el7it?
DhouSourour : lé..lé
Haj Mogren:mela doret bel 7it.
DhouSourour : ti lé.
Haj Mogren: mala doret betwalik?
DhouSourour : ti lé..lé
Haj Mogren: mala 93adet testanna?
DhouSourour : léééééé.
Haj Mogren: mala che93adet ta3mel?
DhouSourour : khalitni enkammel na7ki jemla..wenti men bekri tesel !ekhi rabi ma3tekech essaber ?..chay da9it elbab..makhrajli 7ad..93adit nemchi wenji 9odem elbab..jeni wahed tbarkallah..
Haj Mogren: wejhou kollou nour..wou labes bil la5dhar ?
DhouSourour : léééééé..ma3adech t9oss 3alia..e5i eni ellli 7lemet walla enti..asma3 wou oskot..7assilou wahed jomblat..skadra..toul eb3oredh..bdan laywarik..haou eromana..sedrou et9oul farda mte3 bab 3arbi..labes serwal 3arbi lounou zebibi..wou 3amama lounha fozd9i..wou chaded fi yeddou..
Haj Mogren: 7mema ?
DhouSourour : khalitnichi enkammel..lé wallahi ma3adech na7ikilek wou en9osslek rassek.
Haj Mogren: behi behi.
DhouSourour :bel7ram nasitni fech na7ki..estaghfer allah la3dhim..fech konet en9oul
Bach Hamba: fi yeddou 7aja sidna.
DhouSourour : eyeh fi yeddou..mes7a..
Haj Mogren: mes7a !!??
DhouSourour : eyeh mes7a..3ad 9alli
Haj Mogren: 9allek eni jenn edabouza?
DhouSourour : fok 3ala ommi..bel7ram..bel7ram..t7el fommek marra o5ra wella t9oss 3alia..atrafek elkoll en9osshom.
Haj Mogren: sama7ni sidna sama7ni.
DhouSourour : a3oudh bellah min chaytan erajim..9alli ech ta3mel lenna men bekri wenti temchi wou etji..mdhaya3 7aja..testanna fi 7aja..7achtek eb7aja..9olli chkounek wella rassek en9osshoulek..
El7adhrin elkoll : YA LTIF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bech ye9osslek rassek ebmes7a ?!!!!!
DhouSourour : 9otlou eni elmalak Dhou Sourour..men bekri wou eni endour..en7eb net3ada hal 7it..wou ma 9itech el 7all emnin..bellahi 9oli eni win..9olli kifeh wou na3tik fi 3oudh ele7ssan thnin.
3ad tlafatli wou 9alli eni 3assess ethnia..wou tri9ek men chobbak 3adad thmania..haya ya sidi mchit mchit lin el9it chobbak 3adad thmania..nal9a wahda allahou ma3afnia..rassha kil 9erda wou ra9betha kil zarafa wou sa9eha et9oul na3ama..tlaftetli wou 9atli enti Dhou Sourour elli t7eb nasm7oulou bil mourour..3assess ethnia 9alli rak naou ta3ti hedia se5ia..7ot yedik fi jyebek wou hat maykafi lih wou lia..hay 3atit louli wou flous..wou t3adit mil chobbek ma7mouss..nal9a aredh kbira wou khadhra..haya 93adet nemchi..nemchi……
Saheb etabe3 (yewachwech li 9ayed elghaba) : ekhi hedha elkoll 7lem bih..ekhi 9adech r9ad.
9ayed elghaba (yewachwech zeda) :wallahi mani 3aref..7kaytou matwalha etjib ennoum.
DhouSourour : nemchi nemchi nemchi..lin wouselet 9odem oued yejri yeharher..ye9leb wi yecha9leb..wa9fa ba7dheh me3za..wou eni enkhamem kifech bech net3adda hal oued elli ye5aouef..9orbet ba7dheya hek elme3za wou 9alet .
Elme3za : za3ma y7eb yet3ada 7ata hedha ?
DhouSourour : eyeh..besmelah era7men elra7im..me3za tetkallem ?
Elme3za : besmellah era7men elra7im..ebnadem fhemni ?..ekhi t7eb tet3ada enti zeda?
DhouSourour : eyeh..eni elmalak Dhou Sourour..wou en7eb net3ada hal oued toul.
Elme3za : malek fi bladek..wou matnajem tet3ada ken ebarket Sidi Téta.
Dhou Sourour: Chayelah Sidi Téta..eyeh 9olli kifeh?
Elme3za : 9atli haya ned3iou m3a b3adhna : ya Sidi Téta..ken t3adina la saou lé swia..nembnioulek 9obba fo9 la7meda elmestwia.
Dhou Sourour: haya 93adna ned3iou wou enajiou fi thnia..wou mel9ina roua7na ken mel jiha lokhra fou9 elradh esswia..
El7adhrin elkoll : Chayellah sidi Téta !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dhou Sourour:..hay 7medna rabbna..wou chdina etri9 entaba3 fi hek elme3za machin bech n7a9e9ou hek elwa3da..wou enlaoujou 3al 7meda elmestwia..haya wouselna..fi blassa todhreb feha eri7 men kol thnia..tlaftetli elme3za wou 9atli rana wouselna..wou 3ala rabbi ne3zmou ennia..hek elme3za ra9det 3ala dh’harha wou hazit elfou9 sa9iha larb3a..wou 9atli..eni 3alia el3oross wou enti 3alik eddalla.
Haj Mogren : akahou ?..chnoua 3amalet men ba3ed ?
Dhou Sourour: akahou wou fet el7elma..m3adech netdhaker elb9ia..haya ya Haj..fassarli hal mnama..wou 3ala allah etkoun khir.
elHaj Mogren 93ad bahet mestaghreb..ech bech ye9oul ba3ed elli sam3ou elkoll..dhrab esdassou fi khmasou..7ak jbinou..hez yedih lesmé lin banou dhbabtou yed3i wi yetamtem..wou men ba3ed 9all lil malek.
Haj Mogren : sidna 7elemtek sahla wou mafeha mat5af..bil mo5tassar elmoufid..7elemtek ichara lil khir elli jay fil 3am ejdid..ema bech tbarek af3alek..lazmek temchi el Sidi Téta..wou ta3mel zarda lil jey3a..wou inchalah rabi m3ak wou yenirek fi fe3el elkhir.
Dhou Sourour: eyeh wel me3za wel 3assess wel 7it wel oued..chnia ma3anihom?
Haj Mogren : hadhokom dakhlin fil asbab..wou fawa3el elli maya3lamhom ken 3alem elghayeb..khir ya malek khir..ema fomma ichara lazmek ta5ou menha 3ebra wou inara..fardet elbalgha ell yemin..elli ta7et men yeddek malazemnech enkounou 3aleha ghaflin..hedhi ichara..enou etchouf 7al fi yeddek limin elli dhay3etek fi 7in.
Dhou Sourour: Abou elkorss Kochber..fhemet elma3na mte3 elbalgha limin?
Abou elkorss Kochber : …(yeg7er lil Haj Mogren)…..lé sidna..el3elem 3and rabbi.
Dhou Sourour: tamantni..ya Khaznadar..a3tih 1000 dinars..wou osrfou wou adhb7ou el Sidi Téta..wou ejziou fi t3am..chayelah Sidi Téta..ya Bach7anba..da5el Hafsa Ibn ElWard..khalih bi hal mounasba ya3tina a7la el9sayed wou lach3ar..Haj Mogren..o93ed m3ana nawarna wou barkelna bi 7dhourek..wallahi meli ritek wou 7abitek..tamantni wou baradtli 3ala 9albi..wou blastek wallet 3alia fi m9ami…/.

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7kayet Charou9 wou Ch’ahda

24 Sep

9allek ya7kiou 3al zouz 9tates..wahed kbir wou wa7ed sghir..wa7ed lounou ak7el wou wa7ed lounou..asfer..rakchin..yetchamssou fi nhar rabi3i mochmess 3ala 3atba mte3 darr..ra9din..haou marra yetkasslou..wou marr ye7elou 3inehom yetfarjou wi yetba3ou fil machi wil jay..Haya el 9atouss lasfer 9al lil 9atous lak7el..

9atouss lasfer :t3rafchi kifech..

9atous lak7el : fech..

9atouss lasfer :7kayet charou9 wou cha’hda..

9atous lak7el : ekhi fomma wahed esmou charou9..

9atouss lasfer :..ya sidi charou9 hedha wahed 3andou dhou9..khel9a we5lou9..weled ness wou 3andou karhaba tfate9 fil kayess..labbess..elsayen wou bazness..sahhar wou kif yesker maya3malech el3ar..mezyen wou 3andou compte malyen..3andou machrou3..sportif..wou maya3rafech eljou3..ftourou 9am9oum..wou yet3acha fi restaurant modh5om koll youm..3ayech fi 7yetou metfarhed..wou fi west la7beb ye3ayed..wouleyed ndhayef..wou fil kharej dima yesayef..waldih da3inlou bil khir..wou lebnet 3alih kalba bech ettir..rajel bil fomm wel mlé..ebhemtou wou affarou..mana9ssou ken bnayet 7lel t3amarlou bi sghar darou..

9atous lak7el : eyeh wou ch’ahda hedhi kifenni..

9atouss lasfer :..ya sidi ch’ahda hedhi mahi ella 3abda..rass kif enness..la saou wou le souia..fi ezzin 3adia..matelbess ken men frip el7afsia..sokrom bokrom a9reb chouaya lil stoukia..telbess mastarr rabbi..lé hamha fi moudhet essné wou lé fil labssa elsigné..bent 3ila..a39el wahed fi khouatha bayet fil géole akther men lila..wou transporha 7ala 7lila..wou fil ham ma3andha mata5tar..ya na9l rifi ya traski fil car..cha’hriyetha 3ala 9adha..te5dem jad bouha man7ou7..3arfha wa7ed rkik..la yesta3ref ba3yed wou lé bi seance unique.. mi sbeh lil 3achia 3ala cassecroute thon wou harissa mechouia kollou ziyout.. takel fih fi pause darjin ya fi ma7atet elcar ya ta7et 7it mil 7yout..etofla rabbi yekounelha fil 3oun materta7 ken mat5sel elm3oun..lé 5le3a la ra7a la 3adet nhar ta7foun..borjha bil 7oussa..ya t3ayed fi dar eljiren.. ya fi eddar m3a el9adhya ma7boussa..sahriyetha rass melhom 100 9loub wou mousalsel turki wella Barnemej ye7amem le9loub..tofla te3ba bil fomm wel mlé..malazemha ken wouleyed 7lel ye5arjha mil mizirya wi ye3ayech’ha fi eddlel.

9atous lak7el : la 7al yechabeh el7al..la 3alayna..kammel.

9atouss lasfer :..haya ya sidi wa tamdhi layam..wou kima ye9oulou eddenia assbeb..welli maktoub 3al jbin lazem etchoufou el3in..welli rabbi ye7ebou..elkhir yet3aradhlou fil thnia..welli 3amel elcharr etjih rakza ma9dhia

Ch’hada tekhedm 3ar9a teklet wou 3arfha men ghadi yonzor wou yetmanyek..hia 3atia ma3andha wou houa mouch 3ajbou chay..haya hia 9a3da hekka..wou talifounha yessoni “tesada2 bi ih…”..thez etalifoun tal9ah sa7betha elrou7 bil rou7..toghzor el3arfha et9oul 3amlet 3amla wou thez talifoun wou temchi teb3ed fi blassa mafihach 7ess.

3aref Ch ‘ahda : “tesada2 bi ih” ya Ch’ahda “tesada2 bi ih”..wa9tou taoua..mouch 9oltelkom sakkrou talifounetkom kif tod5lou.

Ch’ahda : ommi 3arfi ommi..inchalah khir..matkallamni ken fil dharoura..d9i9a

3aref Ch ‘ahda : dharoura eyeh dharoura..elmarra hedhi hani bech ensaybek..ema elmarra eljaya enfoklek elportable..behi !

Ch’ahda (wou hia teb3ed mafjou3a tezreb wou ta7ki bil chouaya) : behi 3arfi behi..allo..allo..chna7welik labes..asma3 manajamech na7ki m3ak barcha..3arfi yemrej fia..bech nakel sabounia.

Sa7ebet Ch ‘ahda : allo..ekhi 3arfek elme3ek hedha eltaoua ma kla tri7a..choufoulou 7al..mela hemma hedha.

Ch ‘ahda : fisa3 fisa3 chnoua et7eb.

Sa7ebet Ch ‘ahda : chnoua en7eb..hekka ya Ch’ahda..ekhi eni na7ki m3ak bil faregh ya sakhta..nestahel eni..enkallem fik wou enkhamem fi mosta9blek..sama7ni ken elmarra hedhi kallamtek 3ala maoudhou3 fih hnek wi yehemek..ema elmarra eljeya wou rass ommi wou rass ommi..wou rass edada 3icha elli t3ez 3alia..lé 3ad enkallmek wou lé 3ad hamni fik.

Ch ‘ahda : sama7ni..ti mani 7kitlek 3alih..blid wou maset.

Sa7ebet Ch ‘ahda : eyeh..ema ya dini sa7abtek rani.

Ch ‘ahda : ti sama7ni 3ayech wou5ayti..eyeh chnoua elmaoudhou3 elli bech tkallamni 3alih.

3aref Ch ‘ahda : ya Ch’ahda kammaltech !!

Sa7ebet Ch ‘ahda : ech bi waldih elkalb hedha..ekhi bech yodkhel lil toilette wella bech yeji yewadhik..ech hal hamm hedha..wahed bech ya3mel talifoun merta7 myanajamech.

Ch ‘ahda : ti lé 3alayna..chnoua elli konet bech t9ollli 3alih.

Sa7ebet Ch ‘ahda : ya sidi el9itlek rajel.

Ch ‘ahda : Yezzi!!..chkounou

Sa7ebet Ch ‘ahda : Mata3rfouch..yekoun men jarti eli toskon ta7ti.

Ch ‘ahda : Eyeh..ousefhouli..kifennou

Sa7ebet Ch ‘ahda : Ya sidi..mahouch 3azeb..martou metwefia..wou 3andou 4 sghar..3 wouled wou tofla..2 wouled yekhdmou fi fransa labbasen 3alehom..wou wahed m3arress 3ayech fou9 bouh yekhdem mou3allem..wou bentou essné ta3mel eldoctorat..darou melek..wou 3andou motobicane..ema 3ayech labes.

Ch ‘ahda : Ti haou wouledou kbar fil 3omor..Ekhi 9adeh 3omrou hedha..tatla3chi ghalta wou ye7eb yokhtob lwouledou.

Sa7ebet Ch ‘ahda : Wallahi mana3rafech bedhabet..ema netsawer 3andou akther mil 60..3ala khatrou retraité..momken fi zone mte3 70..wouledou m3arrsin elkoll.

Ch ‘ahda : 70 ti haou kbir ya woukhayti..hedha bech waditni..rajel kbir ye7eb chkoun tetlha bih

Sa7ebet Ch ‘ahda : Ya mahboula mazel chaded rou7ou..kif trah et9oul 3andou 50..wou zid foma rajel maylaoujech 3ala mra tetlha bih..ti t9oul wahed estabna tfol sghir..ti ayathom bnet wa5dhin rjal kbar bi wouled wouledhom..houa 9alli..bech ne3ayach’ha fil 3ezz wou dlel..mo3azaza moukarrama.

Ch ‘ahda : Eni rani mazelt sghira wou chbeba..nsoum nsoum wou nakhou wahed 9ad baba

Sa7ebet Ch ‘ahda :  ya mahboula..ekhi elkhottab 3ala bab darkom yemlaou wi farghou fil 7ouma..chabab taou hamou ken fil zatla wou chammen elcolla..ekhi fomma wahed taou 3andou mosta9bel..wella fomma chkoun mkaouen..elli m3aress kari..wou koll ch’ahrin m7aouel..welli 7ssol fil bani rahou metkabbed fi 9aredh mtaouel..chabeb taou 9bal el3eress ye5amem fil karahba..ye7eb ye3ayed ye7eb yetfarhed..kima ye9oulou ba3ed essyam lazem elwahed ye3ayed..ayathom bnet tab3et eldherr elli ma3andha ken ta7ki..rassatelhom kil ghbina tebki..eni yedhorli mafiha bess..ennek tchouf weled enness..

Ch ‘ahda : Ti houa fi 3omrou mazel 3andou ness..ti 9otli asgher wahed fi wouledou tares

Sa7ebet Ch ‘ahda :  Eni hani 9otlek wou dlilek mlak..la3alla kif tchoufou ye3jbek wou tbaddel rayek..enti enfin de compte makech khassra chay..ken ma3ejbekech 9olou bye..wou zid l3ala enti mate3jbouch..houa s7i7 kbir wou hajel..ema rahom fomma barcha ye7ebou 3alih..ema houa ye7eb 3ala tofla sghira.

Ch ‘ahda : Ah lou7ayed ye7eb yejaded chabebou

Sa7ebet Ch ‘ahda :  Chababou chababou..et9oul bech yochrob redbull..welli yasm3ek ye9oul lella chabba tfatte9 bil zin..ekhi maritech rou7ek..elli yerak ya3tik fil 3omor 50..ti ma3andek fil chabeb ken el7ab..ti enti elwahida fil 3alem elli yejha fil la79i9a akhyeb melli fi bita9et ta3rif.

Ch ‘ahda : Eni 3omri 50..smella 3alia

Sa7ebet Ch ‘ahda :  Mela mritech elpeau mte3ik..taou hedhi peau mte3 wahda 3omorha fil 3ichrinet..ti 7ata mil taja3id ja3adet..yedik fi 7ala mchabebin k7ol bil javel wel omo..wella cha3rek mchabcheb wa9ef tall..mtarche9..ekhi wa9tech ekher marra sbaghet cha3rek..ekher marra mchit lil 7ajema wou ta7fetlek fih wella 9assitou..mafel7a ken fil ka3ka chadetou ebchekel..ekhi t7eb t3aress wenti fi hal 7al..ya benti esthal fi rou7ek..wella 3inik m7aou9in..et9oul droguée wella mar9Adtech men 3am 2000..wallahi fik la3jab..7ata men wejhek mtala3 ezghab

Ch ‘ahda : Yaaa damartni..tellement eni khaybaaaa.

Sa7ebet Ch ‘ahda :  Lé makech khayba..ema lazmek khedma..etlha ebrou7ek etlha ebrou7ek..chkoun bech yoghzorlek echkoun bech yeroufek..ekhi t7eb elli tetlafatlou yebet jafel..wela elmarra eljaya kif tahbet fil terminus yechedek elrafel.

Ch ‘ahda : Ma3andich wa9et ma3andich flouss..bellahi 9olli wa9tech..mil darr wella mil khedma..khedma wou tasi9 wou ftour wou saboun..hedhi 7yeti hedhaka elma9ress hedheka elma3joun

Sa7ebet Ch ‘ahda :  Bellahi yezini..9atli ma3andich wa9et wella ma3andich flouss..ekhi ennek tethamem wou tetlha berou7ek chouaya 7ram..ti mafiha bass mrira fil chahrin temchi lil 7ajema ta3mel broching..ekhi khssara fik..wella naouia ta5ou a3ma wella wahed mayrach mil 9rib..7ata parfum elwahed may9oulech lé..mouch kima elmarra elli fetit kif jit ba7dheya..ri7tek kaftaji..3amel fil 3imara 3aj3aji..lamit 3alia la9tatess..9atli ma3andich wa9et..mela elli m3arsin wou 3andhom gogoj sghar..wou lé mla79in lé 3ala khedma wou lé 3ala 9adhyet eddarr..tejri teklet wel chour mayoufech..ahaoukom lahin biroui7athom mafihom bess

Ch ‘ahda : Eni s7i7 manich m3arssa ema rahou chour eddar elkoll 3ala kraymi..rani 3andi 5 z3allka fi eddar..mfarfchin 3amlin khoudha lé rit menha wou lé sarr..wou zid ommi mra kbira te3ba wou mirdha..rabbi yefarej 3aliha..t3aouenni sa3at ebnasben leftour kif tabda chadda rou7ha..wou baba rajel kbir retraitou 3ala 9addha..mzazia elminimum hedheka 7adha..

Sa7ebet Ch ‘ahda :  Khouatek lazemhom discipline..mella 7ala ekhi 9adech bech yo93dou battala..wou zid khouatek ekhi yo93doulek fi eddar..mahom men 3arka el3arka..ya moua9fin fil markez..ya mbayssin fil sbitar..eni manich en3ayer fik..houma ki 5ouati..wou ommek fi m9am ommi..ema rahom 3amlou el3arr..la fal7ou fi khedma lé 7ar9a lé 3arka..echnoua hal dommar..haya behi ma3linech..asma3 elyoum n7ebek 3al a9al temchi tejbed hak emchabchouba elli 3ala rassek..wou chouaya sokker..yehdorli mahomech bech yekalfouk 7aja kbira..wou ta3melli tandhifa..wou mouch 3arfa echnoua lebssa..ema netsawarha tbahdhila..donc chouf kifech traoua7 wella tetsalef 7aja 3aliha el9ima..wou tjini..wou matabtach 3ala errajel..wou matansach etparfum behi..sma3tni 3ayech okhti..wou tabtach 3aychek..wou bellahi 9bal manansa..hek el7ommir wel maquillage elli testa3mel fih..et9oul machia tachta7 fi chare3 elharam..blech mennou. Ok..sinon 7aja khfifa wou behia ok.

3aref Ch ‘ahda : haya na7itchi etalifoun men yeddek wou rja3et elkhedmtek..3ala d9i9a tadhrab se3a tetkallem

Sa7ebet Ch ‘ahda : smellah la3dhim..chbi 3azeh..mnin tla3 hal khra..ekhi 9a3ed yetjoussess 3alik.

Ch ‘ahda : behi yammi behi..ataou en9ollou..besslama besslama.

3aref Ch ‘ahda : chbeha ommek.

Ch ‘ahda : n3am..ehhh..dhrouf 3aylia.

3aref Ch ‘ahda : chnouma..tkallem taou..menghir matoghzorli hekkaka..9otlek chnouma

Ch ‘ahda : ommi tsallem 3alik..wou ted3ilek..3andi rajel 3ammti 3amal accident..fi 7ala..wou t7ebek ken tnajjem..ta3tini la3chia bech enhezha etoll 3alih.

3aref Ch ‘ahda : manajamech..arja3 ekhdem 3ala rou7ek.

Ch ‘ahda : 3aychek bellahi 3arfi 3aychek..ommi mra kbira matnajamech temchi wa7adha.

3aref Ch ‘ahda : 9otlek lé..wahed men khouatek yehezha.

Ch ‘ahda : 3aychek 3arfi..bera7met elli ye3ez 3alik..khouati mouch lenna..mafamma 7ad.

3aref Ch ‘ahda : 3aleh winhom..matoghzorlich hekkaka..9otlek winhom.

Ch ‘ahda : fi rabtia

3aref Ch ‘ahda : fi rabtia!!!..3aleh ech 3amlou.

Ch ‘ahda : 3amlou 3arka..fach5ou wahed bi tri7a.

3aref Ch ‘ahda : chnia!!..ehhhh behi behi..ataou na3tik se3a barek.. se3a barek..wou eni behi m3ak..wou ezreb rou7ek taou..wou asma3 traja3ha ghodwa behi..

Ch ‘ahda : 3aychek 3arfi..daccourdou.

Tghafel Ch’ahda 3arfha wou temchi tejri elsa7betha Berria..hedhia sa7betha fil khedma erou7 berrou7..tofla 9afza wou 3andha mat9oul fi rou7ha..jebdetha 3ala jnab.

Ch ‘ahda : asma3 ya Berria..7achti bik..elyoum 3andi rendez vous m3a wahed ye7ebni en9ablou..ye7eb yesta7ssen

Berria: haya mabrouk mabrouk..fere7tlek fere7tlek..yaaaaaaaa..a7kili 3alih a7kili 3alih..ech ya3mel fil eddenia..9adeh 3omrou.

Ch ‘ahda : Ehhhh..Mazelt mana3ref 3alih chay..sa7abti bech t3arafna bi b3adhna 7ketlou 3alia..wou 3ejebtou barcha..asma3 elyoum bech no5rej 9bal ebse3a wou bech net3adda toul..wou en7ebek fil pause..tejbedli cha3ri wou ta3mali chouaya 7ajet fi wejhi..koll chay maquillage wou tandhif.

Berria: Fil pauuuuuuuuse..3aleh nekhdmou fil formule 1..cha3rek wou wejhek yecheddou lid rahom..wou mnin bech enjbhoulek elsechoir taou.

Ch ‘ahda : Enchoufou jme3et elmaintenance 3andhom sechoir yedhorli..mte3 elmakinet..wel maquillage haou 3andi.

Berria: Maquillagek..anahou elli kif tmaquillage bih..et9oul wahed men koffar film elrisala..lé ataou endabarlek men 3and Ba7ria 3andha 7ajat behin.

Ch ‘ahda : Ema bellahi matfaoua7ech la7kaya..3ala khater 9ayla el3arfek bech enhez ommi lil sbitarr.

Berria: Behi behi..matkhafech..asma3 wou jebet tabdila wella bech temchi hekka.

Ch ‘ahda : 3aleh khayba labssti?

Berria: Lé t3ache9..machia bech t9abel el3omda 3ala ch’hadet fa9er!!..taou ya rassoul ellah mechia 3andek rendezvous matjibech tabdila behia m3ak..mnin bech enjiblek dbach taou..(Jouda met3edia ba7dhehom)..ya Jouda ija ija..asma3 bech ta3tini serwalek..bech telbssou Ch’ahda 3andha rendez vous m3a khatib elmosta9bal.

Jouda : Eyeh wou eni enraoua7 eldarna fi 9alsoun ?!!

Berria: Ti ataou na3tiouk serwalha..

Jouda : enraoua7 ebserwal hedha !!serwali modh5em rahou

Berria: ti a5i bech ta5dhou bil koll..ti mahou la3chia 3ala swi3a..wou traja3houlek ghodwa essbe7

en9ollek 7aja esabat mezyen zeda..yedhorli telbsou fard taille..

Jouda : ti lé 3ad sabbati zeda

Berria: ti haya 3ad..etofla 3andha rendez vous..ekhi matroufech beha..ataou enkammlou nekhdhou eltrico men 3and Ba7ria..haya netla9aou fil pause.

Haya fil pause lebnet mchaou tsalfou elsechoir men 3and elmaintenance 3ala assass 3andhom taref mé bech yechay7ouha..Ch’ahda gheselet ch3arha fil lavabo..bil saboun la7dher..Berria 3amlet elmosta7il bech mata7ra9elhech ch3arha bil sechoir..wou matkharajhech tafja3..wou men ba3ed dakhlet m3aha el3odda..wou elmaquillage wel parfum mte3 Ba7ria..sakkret elbab..wou da5let traf a3tih traf a3tih..wou men ba3ed kharjet lella Ch’ahda..abrek chouaya melli da5let..badlet edbach m3a Jouda wou Ba7ria wou mchet bech to5rej..wou yeji 3aredh..Wou elmtarr wallat tsob khtin men smé.

Ch’ahda: wohhhh..ech bech na3mel..cha3ri ataou yetehlek..3andi saché za3ma nelbessha?

Berria: sachet..ekhi chbik hbelet..ataou enchouflek s7aba.

Jouda : asma3 eni maysa3ednich..sabati wou serwali dain rahom ataou yethelkou..mé wou glet wou mtar..ti charyethom ebhek el7essba.

Ba7ria: 7ata trikouia zeda.

Berria: maksa7 9loubkom..mela ech na7ki eni men bekri wou eni ensachwer wen 3aoued cha’halet wou 3ayit..ktafi thadet..asma3 ataou enchouf s7aba wou narja3lek..wou enti mato5rej ken matkeff lemtarr.

Haya hek lemtarr 3amlet bel3ani..wou hek el3aredh wella mtawel..wou Berria flet jme3et elkhedma elkoll wou lé l9at s7aba..mafamma ken moula elbuvette 3andou parasol Selja..haya mal9aouech 7all..9a3dou yestanaou yestanaou yestanaou..Ch’ahda 9albha 3al maou3ed..wou Jouda wou Ba7ria 9albhom 3al dbach..wou soub7anou lemtar et9oss..wou tetnater Ch’ahda tejri bech tal7a9 elrendezvous..wou sa7betha Berria triglelha fi ch3arha wou Jouda wou Ba7ria yiwassiou feha 3ala dbach’hom..temchich temchi fil glet..temchich tba9a3hom..téhelkhom matloum ken rou7ek..t5aless 7a9hom mayhemnech..wou 9a3det Ch’ahda 9oddem elkhedma..testanna fi car wella louage wella na9el rifi wella taxi wella taxi bou blassa wella 7ata clandestin wou chay..et9oul eltransport te9ta3..we9fa ba7dha bouto elma7atta hay marra t9addem el7afet eltrottoir tchouf men b3id fi thnia 3andhachi zhar wou tet3adachi car wella 7ata taxi mouch m3ebia..wou 9a3det testanna wou testanna wou testanna wou testanna…

9atous lak7el : haya wou kif 9a3da testanna si Charou9 fech ya3mel wa9tha..winou

9atouss lasfer : sidi mil jiha lo5ra mte3 elkayess fi bania mil banyet fou9 minassa wou 9oddem barcha 3abed modho5min 9a3din men 9oddem wou 3abed m7ate7tin 9a3din mentali..9a3din wa9fin fou9 b3ad’hom bouh 3ala khouh yasm3ou fi 3ammek Charou9 yo5teb 3alehom.

Charou9 (yo5tob): …ma5aybchi mil zwal..fomma barcha menkom mouch 3aref ech ye3ani elzwali..elli ta3eb wi ye3ani..elli kif yal9a kesret el5obez ye9oul maghneni..elli wouledou 7afyenin 3eryanin ji3anin..machin lil madaress bech ya9raou bi ktob 9dom..yestanna fil i3anet bech ya5let yewassel sgharou elbarr elaman..7yetou mou3anet..m3amel 3ala essaber wou sa7et labden..bech yal9a khedma fi ay blassa..bech weldou yet3acha wella yechri korrassa..sa3at yardha yetdhal..bech yal9a le7yatou wel fatouret edhaou 7al..yardha rou7ou yebet bil charr..bech yefadhel minin yekhlass ech’har..yardha ennou yeklet 10 km 3ala sa9ih..elmouhem maymedech yedih..lidha idna fi yed b3adhna..enkaf7ou elfa9er wou mou3anet elmouaten elzwali..kbir wella sghir..rajel wela mra..ne9ssmou m3ahom le7mel..wou nouslou m3a b3adhna el7all..tnajem et9oul..chnoua enajem na3mel eni wa7di..chnoua wazni bech enbadel masir 3abed..kollna en9oulou hekka..ema lazem ta3ref elli eni wella enti wa7adna enajmou na3lou elfare9..elafre9 yekmen fil les gestes lebsat..fi ay 7aja momken todh’herlena tafha wela sghira ma3andha 7ata ma3na..tnajem tbadel 7yat 3abed..kima t’hezou elfou9..tnajem et’habtou elouta..kima tnajem terta9i bih..kima tnajem m3a el9a3a testouih..tnajem tkharjou mil ya2ess..ta3tih elamal..matansaouech rabbi 5la9na bech enkounou asbeb.. bech enkounou leb3adhna..wou matansaouech elli hedha elkollou na3mlou fih lichkoun..lil ensania..na3mlou fih li sgharna..et9oulouli kifech..na3mlou fih bech nhar ekher sgharkom mayesloukomech chbehom ya pappa wella ya mamma..hedhokom fou9ara..bech la ye9ader di nhar hedheka matjaoubouhom 3ala khaterna jetna forsa wou ma3aouenahomech..yedina fi yedin b3adhna..na3mlou elkhir fi b3adhna..wa chokran..matansawech elli etabarou3at yeta3taou li si Sa3doun..amin mél eljam3ia.

Haya wou tasfi9 bdé..min 3and el7adhara elli t2athrou men 5itab si Charou9..ti fomma chkoun dama3tou salet 3ala khodih..welli chad ye7amel fi sa7bou eli chadetou cha’h9a men lebka 3alli ken yasma3 fih..wou bdou la3bed yosdmou 3ala si Sa3doun lef9ir 9bal leghni..ya3tiou fil tabaraou3at..yehaniou fi si Charou9 3ala khitabou la3dhim wou 3ala afkarou enayra wel mosta9balia.

Charou9 baye3 li s7abou wou estsarseb elkarhabtou el Lomborgini wou haz rou7ou wou tarr..khraj démarage américain..darr bil rond point..wou mché bech ye7adher rou7ou lil sharia m3a elchélla.

Charou9: uuuhh mela ta9es..maja chay..eza7..manich 3Aref 3aleh koll mane5sel elkarahba lemtarr etsob..3aleh hekka..kifech bech nemchi nashar eni emba3ed..bech trassili en3aoued neghselha eni taou?…uuh fiiiit chnia hal ri7a..ye33 chou elregarat faydha..mela 7ala..ekhiiit..eza7 mal9aou ken fil hal blassa ya3mlou hal ejtima3 elma7noun mte3hom..mela jam3ia..ken et9armit..jam3iyet fa9er mte3 wedhni..fi 3oudh yekriou une salle fi un hotel 3ala bizou wou ma3neh..ti chnia bech taswa..fou9 2 milles dinars 3adech bih..yetab3ou fil bou 7alou9..9allek flous lekré na3mlou behom i3anet khir..mela 7ala..i3anet..3ejebthom hekka mtar wou glet wou gmom faydha wou krahebna maskha..ataou yechoufou elmo3anet fi ghaslen krahebom..uuuh ma3adech bekri..lazemni nezreb chouya..lazemni nal7a9 fisa3 lil eddar.

Wou enzel Charou9 3al vitesse wou badel 5éme.

9atous lak7el : eyeh wou 3ammtek Ch’ahda el9atchi rkoub bellahi ?

9atouss lasfer : haou jak la7dith..ya sidi lella Ch’ahda mazel manabech 3aleha rabbi bi rkoub..temchi wou tji..tchouf fil mongala..elwa9et 3edek bih yessir..wou tousle retard..hedha ken weslet..temchi wou tji..et9oul etdalel.. t9adem el7afet el tritoir toghze wou et’thabet..etjichi ay 7aja teterkeb..wou chay..enfe3 allah

Ch’ahda : chay la amal fil ofo9..estanna..fomma karahba safra jaya..taxi yedhorli..ça y est..hamdoulah ya rabbi..hamdoulah ya rabbi elwahed 9rib la ayess jemla.

haya Ch’ahda..hazet yed’ha etbaye3 lil karahba bech te9felha..tellement tbaye3 bi 7arara lin wallat tnagez 3ala blasetha..

Ch’ahda : hey ! hey ! a9ef aman..ya rabbi mayatal3echi m3ebbi ya rabbi ya rabbi..chbi 3azeh mana9assech..za3ma? za3ma m3ebi..estanna enthabet.. za3ma hedha elkol maranich..khalini enzid en9adem chouaya o5ra..yatla3chi 3amlinlou appel taxi..ya rabbi la3dhim..hey taxiiii..taxiiiii !..chbih 3azeh mana9assich..ti lé lé lééééééééééééééé !..bech yetochniiii..aman lééé..bech yeji fou9 el gletaaaaaa..aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh..lééééééééééééééééééééééé’

wou chblo9999999999..Charou9 jré fou9 gelta..wou ball Ch’ahda men sessha elrassha..kima ye9oulou..daouchelha..Charou9 fe9 elli houa ball etofla..3amal frein sec..7al echebek ..wou 93ad yoghzer mil retroviseur.

Charou9 : ya7 tachit etofla..ya7beni daouechtelha jemla.

Ch’ahda (mafjou3a..to9ter men sessha elrassha..kil fallouss..3ineha ma7loula kil 4L wou fommha m9aouess elouta kil hlel..makyajha sayel..wou ch3arha habet lase9 3ala wejha..toghzer el7aletha) : yaaaaa..esakhta ballniiiii..dbach la3bed..tehleeeeeek..hekkaaa..tab3a wou méééé..kifech bech nemchi lil rendez vous hekkkkaaaaa..ya7beniiiii..kifech bech enraoue7 eldarnaaaaa fi hal 7allaaaaa..esakhtaaaa..elhamm hedha.

Charou9 7at marche arriére wou wa5er win Ch’ahda..7all echobek elli men ghadi..ghzarelha..hazha wou 7atha..wou 93ad yethabet fi 7aletha..wou 9alelha.

Charou9 : haya sa7a sa7a..inchalah 7amem lahné..bech tet3allem teb3ed 3al glet elmarra eljaya..tritoir toulou zouz mitrou..mal9it ta9ef ken 3al 7affa..ghati rou7ek mli7 lata5ou bantata..3ala 5ater yedhorli bech ta5ouha ka3abi..mandhonech fomma mahboul yerakbek wou enti mnaf5a hekka..ye3lem beha rabbi hal gelta..m3ebia bil mé barek wella lé..haya tekber wou tansa.

Wi yesakker elchebek..wou ye3amel démarrage américain..yeza3ek bil karahba..ye3aoued yetoch’ha..wou yentale9 yadh7ak..em5olli wourah Ch’ahda touajeh fi masirha mouch 3arfa ech ta3mel..wa tamdhi alayam./.

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